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the poopie show | May 18, 2026

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  1. @noelhutchins7366

    May 18, 2026 at 11:19 pm

    We don't need a crops industry to fail before realizing good-agricultural-yield has migrated with climate change; not allowing land to flood, even making it impossible to flood is one major flaw; farmers are taking industrial-measures, doing what colonists did, & there's no way to succeed resisting every natural process; getting rid of water & pumping it back in; removing the surface & complaining about dust storms; scouring away top soil & bitching about fertility.

  2. @noelhutchins7366

    May 18, 2026 at 11:19 pm

    farming is bad at math. A crumpled piece of paper fits more surface area on less given range than a flat page occupies: imagine the waste of surface area every farm commits to every season; the future of agriculture has to reduce resource evaporation & sun-damage on tender crops; by making deep troughs, planting the walls, allowing the slope to shade damp-soil, multiplying the square footage by not being flat

  3. @Spooky_Dooky

    May 18, 2026 at 11:19 pm

    You know something cool. Using technology we have now we could create a nutritionally balanced, sustainable, and affordable diet using a combination of genetically modified fungi, yeasts, algae, and other microbes. It would be boring and most likely dreadful to look at but it would keep us all alive.

  4. @Jadenyoung1

    May 18, 2026 at 11:19 pm

    i dunno.. ima hope nothing of this comes to pass. Or at least not all of it.
    But if it would become like that, some cyberpunk bs, i dont think living would be worth it.

  5. @ghost_ship_supreme

    May 18, 2026 at 11:19 pm

    There’s no reason to ever believe we will run out of water when we live in an ocean planet.
    Also I think using “BCE” spits in the face of history.
    And why eat bugs when we can eat chickens that eat bugs?
    I’ve eaten seaweed, and it’s really nasty.

    Truly a dark future you’ve painted. Well done in making a picture as bleak as possible, lmao

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