The First Guy To Ever Be A Pro Fighter
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@RyanGeorge
October 17, 2025 at 7:41 pm
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@IBGoatman
October 17, 2025 at 7:41 pm
How could you use the j slur Ryan… I thought you were a good person… (Joking I love you)
@thomaslance5428
October 17, 2025 at 7:41 pm
These comments are 60% quotes from the video.
@MalachiTheMinecrafter
October 17, 2025 at 7:41 pm
3:40 The Oh-see-an
@Qwerrty
October 17, 2025 at 7:41 pm
Loophole: " i didnt ask for the money, so no robbery. I was so smart that even the cops wanted to pay me see me do the handthing. I decided i own them now"
@chriss5266
October 17, 2025 at 7:41 pm
"I'm not going to do any foot stuff to that guy's butt" is not a sentence I thought I'd hear this morning 😂
@Baseballking2713
October 17, 2025 at 7:41 pm
I just liked the video and it went from 98k to 99k!
@SubBrief
October 17, 2025 at 7:41 pm
I never put the round ring in a box before now…. my mind is blown.
@iliadnetfear2586
October 17, 2025 at 7:41 pm
I love how he just hijacked the dude's whole thing.
He just wanted to be a professional person-hitter.
Then glasses over there had to make it complicated.
@kadenpopp16
October 17, 2025 at 7:41 pm
That guy in the glasses should be the first guy to ever be a lawyer.
@batiklederhose
October 17, 2025 at 7:41 pm
FIVE DAYS WITHOUT A NEW COMMENT?!?!?!?!? 😱😱😱😱😱
@arctichowler8487
October 17, 2025 at 7:41 pm
Gotta admit i love how dumb the people in the Ryanverse are sometimes xD
@mikaelcarlsson4028
October 17, 2025 at 7:41 pm
Jon bones Jones ?
@Thankedsphere99
October 17, 2025 at 7:41 pm
2:50 so they invented kicking before punching?
@partyghost2726
October 17, 2025 at 7:41 pm
1:20 He's wearing blue 😂
@robertthompson5908
October 17, 2025 at 7:41 pm
“I’m going to do the hand thing to people”
“Which one?”
@RyanLorber-j1i
October 17, 2025 at 7:41 pm
"We haven't even figured out who is going to punch you yet" "No, but we will" "oh really" "yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah but see, you have a very aggravating face, so finding someone would be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@Blaise-x4g
October 17, 2025 at 7:41 pm
"You have a very aggravating face"
What my little brother says every time he BEATS ME UP.
@marcusmiller5443
October 17, 2025 at 7:41 pm
"…I don't like how I look it blue."
Meanwhile, both characters in the skit are wearing varying shades of blue.
lol
Mr George, you crack me up.
@Moonysun.official
October 17, 2025 at 7:41 pm
In the thumbnail your hands look like feet
@weishenmejames
October 17, 2025 at 7:41 pm
You're a fkn master at breaking down the obvious things in life and how they could have been created. Of course it was probably nothing like how you play it out however that only enhances the comedic effect.
@elliottpeterson5021
October 17, 2025 at 7:41 pm
Yeah a chance that the boyfriend we’ve been dating is going to be faithful
after we’ve caught him in the act 18 times before
@DmitriyVasil
October 17, 2025 at 7:41 pm
this is my jab!
@KAZVorpal
October 17, 2025 at 7:41 pm
Who's on first
@jamesonweaver4224
October 17, 2025 at 7:41 pm
I like to imagine that an entire race of these Ryan people were just suddenly dropped into the modern world with no instructions and left to figure out how everything works and invent their own things
@SteveFreeman-v4d
October 17, 2025 at 7:41 pm
Put em in a rectangle and call it a circle
@SteveFreeman-v4d
October 17, 2025 at 7:41 pm
Accidental robbery
@wizardflaps
October 17, 2025 at 7:41 pm
You'd be surprised how popular foot to butt stuff is getting.
@exchlodus_
October 17, 2025 at 7:41 pm
One about professional wrestling
"So he pretends to do the hand thing on me?"
"Oh no, he still does the hand thing on you."
"But that hurts! I thought this was supposed to be fake?!"
"It is!"
@nugget3687
October 17, 2025 at 7:41 pm
But what if we did allow the foot thing? Maybe we can make it a different sport, change the shape of the ring so the people watching know they are watching the other sport, you know like a… triangle!
@Jordan-gh1pw
October 17, 2025 at 7:41 pm
H
@gophersmith
October 17, 2025 at 7:41 pm
When you hit people professionally in a square ring, you're a hitman, I decided.
@WesWells6
October 17, 2025 at 7:41 pm
But you're wearing blue right now?
@JungleJuliaDP
October 17, 2025 at 7:41 pm
"I don't love how I look in blue" while both Ryans are wearing blue and blue clothing CLEARLY making his blue eyes POP is such subtly genius and hilarious writing. This man's mind, I tell ya. 😂
@Kalaphant
October 17, 2025 at 7:41 pm
"We could call it boxing.
Oh because of the platform we'll be on?
No that's going to be called a ring.
But it's going to be shaped like a box.
Yeah.
So why not call it ringing?
Because that's what a bell does, why would we call it that?
Right.
I also think we should have a bell.
What why?
To ring when in between rounds.
I thought it was a square.
The ring is.
Of the bell?
That ring will be after a round.
Of boxing?
Oh you're getting it?
no I'm not and my head hurts.
It will.
Oh man."
SO GOOD XD
@sinkingdutchman7227
October 17, 2025 at 7:41 pm
"Ryan George deconstructing our world, vol 72"
@christophermccutcheon2143
October 17, 2025 at 7:41 pm
Coincidentally this flows into his next video. 'The First Ever Gay Porno"
@PlaceHolder_072
October 17, 2025 at 7:41 pm
i love that the adstronaut doesn’t know how to say ocean lol
@eddiebendigo7317
October 17, 2025 at 7:41 pm
Gosh the continuity of this universe 👌
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