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Little Boy Heroically Shoots, Mutilates Burglar

The Onion | August 1, 2025

8 year old Lucas Armitage has become a national hero after bravely defending his home by shooting a burglar multiple times in the chest and neck. For More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion



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8 MUST-LISTEN Albums From This Decade

92.9 The Torch | May 5, 2025

https://www.twitch.tv/alfomedia Get Surfshark VPN at https://Surfshark.deals/alfo – Enter promo code ALFO for 83% off and three extra months free! https://www.patreon.com/AlfoMedia https://twitter.com/RenshawHS https://www.instagram.com/renshawhs/ https://www.bonfire.com/store/alfo-media Hey everybody! Thanks for watching. Put a lot of work into this. I have to admit, I am excited for the time when everyone’s arguing about end […]


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Today Now! : Boy Finds Own Real-Life E.T.

The Onion | April 14, 2025

11 year old Thomas Demming visits Today NOW! with the magical friend he hid for weeks in his bedroom closet. For More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion



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Chase Ceglie – Losing My Mind (Official Music Video) [Artist Showcase]

92.9 The Torch | April 12, 2025

https://www.twitch.tv/alfomedia Produced, arranged, composed, and performed by Chase Ceglie Video by Harry Gould Harvey IV Mixed and mastered by Artifact Audio Now streaming on all platforms: https://open.spotify.com/track/0vGeZnBu17xnVOPWGOXVmk https://music.apple.com/us/album/losing-my-mind-single/1510205776 Copyright © Chase Ceglie 2020 “Cuckoo Clock, Breaking Down, A.wav” by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org _________________________ Hey everybody! Hope you liked Chase […]


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Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere

The Onion | April 10, 2025

Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Excruciating up-to-the-minute coverage of some irrelevant bullshit story that has no ramifications whatsoever. For More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion





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