Ex-Pedophile Shares Tips On How To Make Your Kids Less Attractive
Child safety expert and ex-pedophile Terry Parker drops in on the morning show to share some insider tips from his years spent as a sex offender!
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Little Boy Heroically Shoots, Mutilates Burglar
8 year old Lucas Armitage has become a national hero after bravely defending his home by shooting a burglar multiple times in the chest and neck. For More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion
Ford Unveils New Car For Cash-Strapped Buyers: The 1993 Taurus
Ford says the ’93 Taurus is the only car to drive in 2010, and they think Americans will have no other choice but to agree.
8 MUST-LISTEN Albums From This Decade
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Today Now! : Boy Finds Own Real-Life E.T.
11 year old Thomas Demming visits Today NOW! with the magical friend he hid for weeks in his bedroom closet. For More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion
Report: Most College Males Admit To Regularly Getting Stoked
Panelists discuss whether there is an epidemic among young people today who get stoked over everything from free keychains to tacos. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion
Chase Ceglie – Losing My Mind (Official Music Video) [Artist Showcase]
https://www.twitch.tv/alfomedia Produced, arranged, composed, and performed by Chase Ceglie Video by Harry Gould Harvey IV Mixed and mastered by Artifact Audio Now streaming on all platforms: https://open.spotify.com/track/0vGeZnBu17xnVOPWGOXVmk https://music.apple.com/us/album/losing-my-mind-single/1510205776 Copyright © Chase Ceglie 2020 “Cuckoo Clock, Breaking Down, A.wav” by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org _________________________ Hey everybody! Hope you liked Chase […]
Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere
Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Excruciating up-to-the-minute coverage of some irrelevant bullshit story that has no ramifications whatsoever. For More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion
Boys Tragic Death Could Have Happened To Any Family With 20-Foot Pet Python
Rich and Lisa Shaw say there were no warning signs that their 300-pound Burmese Python would crush and eat their 3 year old son. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion
Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla It Will Die Someday
Tulane University researchers say Quigley is now able to experience the crippling fear of impending death previously only accessible to humans. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion
