Press Secretary Spins Wife’s Death As A Positive
White House Press Secretary Ted Barrett deflects questions about the gruesome car wreck that killed his wife, instead focusing on the President’s agenda. More coverage at: http://onion.com
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Was It Rigged? …we bring receipts. | Christopher Titus Armageddon Update
‘Always Accuse Your Enemies Of Your Own Sins’ – Joseph Goebbels Written and Produced by Christopher Titus and Ken Hylind. For Christopher Titus tour dates, specials, and merch visit: https://www.christophertitus.com/ For Rachel Bradley tour dates and merch visit: https://www.rachelbradleycomedy.com/ Subscribe to Rachel’s Channel here: @RachelBradleyComedy For The Hylinder’s music and […]
Horny, Anti-Woke GOP Defends Sydney Sweeney Amid Denim Ad Backlash | The Daily Show
Desi Lydic takes on the only story big enough to eclipse the Epstein files: Sydney Sweeney’s controversial denim ad. Public pushback over the ad’s supposed white supremacy undertones has the GOP spinning out of control, while Megyn Kelly rebuilds the glass ceiling with accusations that America is jealous of Sweeney’s […]
‘9/11 Conspiracy Theories Ridiculous’ – Al Qaeda
An Al Qaeda representative says that claims the U.S. government was behind the attacks on Sept. 11th are demeaning to Al Qaeda. For More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion
We Need A Lemon Law For President! | Christopher Titus Armageddon Update
Trump is the worst president in history. Can we get a refund? SCREAM SANITY! Written and Produced by Christopher Titus and Ken Hylind. For Christopher Titus tour dates, specials, and merch visit: https://www.christophertitus.com/ For Rachel Bradley tour dates and merch visit: https://www.rachelbradleycomedy.com/ Subscribe to Rachel’s Channel here: @RachelBradleyComedy For The […]
Marine veteran and brother-in-law detail taking action to stop Traverse City Walmart stabbing
Amid chaos on Saturday afternoon, community members sprang into action to confront the suspect in the Walmart parking lot during the mass stabbing incident. “I’ve been to Iraq and I’ve seen blood and gore,” Matthew Kolakowsi said. “But I had my kids with me and I would never want them […]
A Deep Dive Into Trump’s History with Epstein Pt. 1 | The Daily Show
From the moment Trump brought up the idea of declassifying the Epstein files, the president has been under pressure to explain his relationship with the pedophile financier. Here’s Part 1 of Donald Trump’s history with Jeffrey Epstein, including Elon’s Epstein bomb, FBI chief Kash Patel stating this case was “not […]
High School Tonys Honor Nation’s Drama Club Nerds
High school theater’s brightest stars gathered last night to see who would take home the coveted award for Most Awkward Kiss. More coverage at: http://onion.com
The Truth About Biden’s Age Revealed!
Why is everyone talking about Biden’s age now?? Jake Tapper Sets 10 Year Ratings Low On CNN Amid New Book About Biden Written and Produced by Christopher Titus and Ken Hylind. For Christopher Titus tour dates, specials, and merch visit: https://www.christophertitus.com/ For Rachel Bradley tour dates and merch visit: https://www.rachelbradleycomedy.com/ […]
Munson Medical Center handles influx of 11 Walmart stabbing victims with swift response
Munson Medical Center faced an unexpected challenge on Saturday when 11 stabbing victims from the Walmart incident arrived in quick succession, testing the facility’s readiness and response capabilities. Dr. Thomas Schermerhorn, Munson’s chief medical officer, emphasized the importance of the team’s expertise and quick actions during the crisis. “Without the […]
