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Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker Pitch Meeting

Pitch Meeting | February 8, 2026



Originally brought to you in 2019, we are excited to bring you the pitch meeting for Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker… again!

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  1. @mullenio4200

    February 8, 2026 at 4:11 pm

    Listening to this I'm glad to report I've successfully expunged most of this movie from my brain because I don't remember anything except for the fact that apparently the Emperor isn't dead.

    As far as I'm concerned the Force Awakens exists from the new trilogy.

  2. @JimJava007

    February 8, 2026 at 4:11 pm

    "We had to replace Hux with someone intimidating." Yeah, so that this new intimidating character could perform the vital plot function of… doing absolutely nothing before getting blown up, what was JJ even thinking???

  3. @stevek28

    February 8, 2026 at 4:11 pm

    Deciding to stop using social media 6 years ago is the 2nd best decision I've made right behind not watching this movie. I've spent untold hours talking to myself and resolving nothing. But not spending 3 hours watching this movie has made my self talk sessions infinitely more useful. Typing this has not been super easy and an unbelievable inconvenience.

  4. @dalellll

    February 8, 2026 at 4:11 pm

    "For the knife to work the Death Star wreckage must be in some kind of high preservation sci-fi environment like an ancient airless desert I guess"
    "It's in the ocean!"

  5. @Maggoff

    February 8, 2026 at 4:11 pm

    What the he'll is going on with YouTube ads!!!??? Why are these fuc*ing ads 30 fuc*ing seconds long and unskipable!?!?! This isnfuc*ing ridiculous!!!

  6. @jacobmendoza9861

    February 8, 2026 at 4:11 pm

    I would honestly have been less pissed if Rey was just Kenobi's grandaughter instead 🤦 I mean they both have British accents so 🤷 plus thematically it would be better since Kylo is Anakins Grandson so it's like Anakin and Obi-wans rivalry continuing through their descendants kinda thing.

    Also I think if they were gonna bring palpatine back they should've have just made it so he used force transfer after he died to transfer his consciousness into the body of a clone of himself, and like you could say the clone wasn't modified to have accelerated aging like clone troopers did, meaning the cloned palpatine would grow at a normal human rate. And you could even go further and say that palpatine commissioned this clone years before the end of ROTJ so by the time Palpatine "dies" he actually transfers to a clone of his child self, which why it's like another twenty years before he bothers doing anything again because he was in hiding for all that time while he matured into his full power.

    This does a few things, for one it actually makes it make fucking sense how he came back. But also it means that the palps that Rey and Kylo has to fight is like a 20-25 year old Sheev, meaning he's in his absolute prime, and you could even go as far as to say he's more powerful in the force than he ever was because since he transfered bodies he's only grown more powerful through the years since he retained most of his powers after death anyway and has now rematured into a full fledged sith once again.

    Wouldn't that be way better than what we got? Cuz then essentially for the final fight what you have is a Young Palpatine in his prime dual wild Fighting a 1v2 against Rey and Kylo. And like you can make the fight super long and drawn out like the fight between Anakin and obi wan, you could even have palps display more force abilities than just lightning, maybe even super powerful telekinesis to demonstrate his power with even basic force abilities. I just think the idea of a younger, more powerful palps that actually still fights with a saber is a badass concept.

  7. @blanchequizno7306

    February 8, 2026 at 4:11 pm

    One of the hallmarks of Bad Writing is to make too many characters related to each other – Luke & Leia, Luke & Darth Vader, Luke & C3P0 (just kidding), Jabba & R2D2 (just kidding), Palpatine & Rey – it just ends up sounding flail-y and desperate.

  8. @LordoftheRings171

    February 8, 2026 at 4:11 pm

    You forgot to mention how the Death Star ruins from like forty years ago perfectly lined up with an ancient dagger lol. I love how you pointed out the similarities between this movie and Avengers Endgame.

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