Something Is Wrong With the Animals
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Hi there hello. Today were checking in on the animals, and I regret to inform you that they are going through some stuff. Weāve got wild turkeys terrorizing a Wisconsin town, camels getting kicked out of beauty contests for cosmetic enhancements, a bear living under someones house like thats just a normal thing to do, a crying horse toy accidentally becoming a cultural icon, and dolphins launching themselves onto shore in a way that feels both intelligent and deeply concerning.
So yes, animals continue to be beautiful, majestic, and a little too comfortable making bizarre choices in public. If you enjoy quietly observing nature spiral into chaos from a safe distance, welcome aboard.
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Written in collaboration with Geoff Haggerty https://instagram.com/geofffhaggerty
Edited by Jonny Wanzer
Produced by Dave Heuff – Hooked Creators
Chapters:
00:00 Safari Hat Intro
00:31 What This Series Is
00:42 No Non-Animal News Allowed
00:58 Wild Turkey Terror
01:15 Turkey Attack Footage
02:03 Town vs. The Turkeys
02:47 Camel Botox Scandal
03:31 Camel Beauty Standards
04:09 Zocdoc Ad Break
06:05 Bear Living Under a House
07:02 Paintball Oil Eviction Plan
07:46 Crying Horse Plush Craze
09:21 Dolphins Hunting on Land
10:38 Wrap Up and Outro
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@ryangeorgeplus
June 11, 2026 at 11:44 am
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@frankandstuff
June 11, 2026 at 11:44 am
Jeff cracks me up š¤£
@Ben-c1i
June 11, 2026 at 11:44 am
Hi there hello Mr. George Ryan! (That wasnāt rightā¦) I was just curious on if the camel law suit was actually what caused you to lose your turkey doctor licensing, although I will say that I am unsure if you are at will to say or not to say on the topic. Thanks good bye now!
@selacseel
June 11, 2026 at 11:44 am
Stay out!
@Robert-b5h1i
June 11, 2026 at 11:44 am
Animals are tight.
@psylentrage
June 11, 2026 at 11:44 am
10:00 Fun facts: They all do it on their right side, it's taught not instinctive, only happens in one place on the planet, and the teeth on that side get ground shorter over time
@Rosalind-butNotThatOne
June 11, 2026 at 11:44 am
Rewound to hear Ryan say "I do care about you" again and realized I am probably not having a great day, actually
@Damnyouyoutub
June 11, 2026 at 11:44 am
@2:03 ā¤ā¤ā¤šššā¤ā¤ā¤ššš
@ArosIrwin
June 11, 2026 at 11:44 am
Hang on, Ryan's green screen is just to put him in the same room as his green screen, but like, rotated a little?
@MastaMan88
June 11, 2026 at 11:44 am
severance is awesome! 3 months to figure it out.
Aaron Singer
@ThatAussieSiesta
June 11, 2026 at 11:44 am
A fun one for you if you've not seen it already, one of Australia's biggest and deadliest spiders, the Sydney Funnel web has had a larger, more deadly cousin found and get this, they're calling it the Newcastle Big boy
@ianwilliams4480
June 11, 2026 at 11:44 am
No. Actually very like a turkey
@DoomKitty098
June 11, 2026 at 11:44 am
The oil pellets didn't get rid of the bear (he kept coming back). In the end, they harassed the bear just to get the bear out of the space while they put down shock mats, aka "unwelcome mats". It gives the bear an unpleasant sting if he touches it, preventing him from taking the time to squeeze into and out of that tiny hole to get to the crawl space. I think they should have also found a place that bear could safely stay though. He may well be in someone else's house right now.
@DoomKitty098
June 11, 2026 at 11:44 am
OMG, I'm also going to be all of those ages, at some point in my life! We're the same like that!
@DoomKitty098
June 11, 2026 at 11:44 am
Yes, this is normal behavior for turkeys. With birds, you generally avoid the whole thing. The mouth is a staby weapon, the talons have slashing and squeezing action, and the wings are surprisingly effective bludgeons. When larger birds fly (thank goodness turkeys can't fly), they've been known to hit some of their targets hard enough to knock them out. At least one goose has marked a human. Really the place you want to aim for when fighting with a bird is the inside of a car or house. Don't let them follow you in.
@rkp317
June 11, 2026 at 11:44 am
What is so sad is the camels story is true! š
@justanother1136
June 11, 2026 at 11:44 am
I'm sorry was that whinny the poo and epstein???
@Appl3tarTheQuokka
June 11, 2026 at 11:44 am
A turkey chased me when I was like 5. Turkeys are scary and they do cause nightmares and trauma
@AmyPieterse
June 11, 2026 at 11:44 am
Turkeys are low-key dangerous.
@art_areachannel
June 11, 2026 at 11:44 am
Thankyou for the song, that was a must
@RealMoukeycat
June 11, 2026 at 11:44 am
10:37 The fur suit Ryan REALLY wants.
@astelboggle2012
June 11, 2026 at 11:44 am
i will now have nightmares of a bear with your mouth and voice thank you very much
@OneUzumakiQueen
June 11, 2026 at 11:44 am
10:05 did, did you say koalafies?? Cause I heard koalafies…
@iKadaj
June 11, 2026 at 11:44 am
normal people: lol camel's getting botox haha wut
horse people: oh so the camel shows have abuse just like horse shows, do they also break their tails and put irritants on them and deform their feet to make them walk fancier like horses go through?
@MetaKnight964
June 11, 2026 at 11:44 am
Load the fucking video!!!!!!!
@McGruderKids
June 11, 2026 at 11:44 am
"Their humps, their humps their humps their humps, their lovely camel humps in the back and nowhere else. Check them out" ššššššššššš The Daily show did something like that too recently.šššššš
@hankthecowdog115
June 11, 2026 at 11:44 am
Turkey's in missouri kill people every year. They are vicious, and hold grudges.
@si_vm-e_t-a_v_vm
June 11, 2026 at 11:44 am
Sorry, Ryan – you're a great comedian and all, but I just watched your sketch about a first guy to ever get a tattoo – and all I can see now is your tattoos
@NemoCaligari
June 11, 2026 at 11:44 am
Zocdoc is like the new Raid: Shadow Legends. Their ads are on so many creative/comedy channels I watch.
@James_1187-
June 11, 2026 at 11:44 am
Ngl. The bald guy in your recent videos looks pedo and makes it hard to watch man
@jondupont2977
June 11, 2026 at 11:44 am
Adstronaut pitch meeting (like pitch meeting pitch meeting): easy 12 second run time
@EyesOfByes
June 11, 2026 at 11:44 am
3:20 Subtle, good one
@foxyfiend
June 11, 2026 at 11:44 am
6:33 š- address me
@messibessi11
June 11, 2026 at 11:44 am
0:51 waitā¦ arrested? Was it like in public or maybe someone elseās vacuum? Like itās weird af but confused he got arrested lol
@NotQuiteaPotato
June 11, 2026 at 11:44 am
I'm so happy Ryan found Jeff.
@ThisHndlIsAlrdyTaken
June 11, 2026 at 11:44 am
Would have been even funnier if a video talking about camels was posted on Wednesday, AKA hump day.
@lonelinessknowsmebyname
June 11, 2026 at 11:44 am
More Jeff! š
@warriorsabe1792
June 11, 2026 at 11:44 am
I live like several states away from there but I've seen random turkeys start getting aggressive where I live too, I saw some trying to attack cars driving down the road
@ToobertTheGoober
June 11, 2026 at 11:44 am
8:59 fax
@amyb.4386
June 11, 2026 at 11:44 am
YouTubes did it again! Came looking for a how-to-make-a-slipknot video and saw Ryan G. in my feed. While watching his videos, I muscle remembered the slipknot. Thanks, Ryan!