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Should You Buy a “Safety Coffin”? | Tales From the Bottle

Qxir | May 13, 2026



Rather paradoxically, this coffin was designed to save your life. So why aren’t they popular anymore?

“A safety coffin or security coffin is a coffin fitted with a mechanism to prevent premature burial or allow the occupant to signal that they have been buried alive. A large number of designs for safety coffins were patented during the 18th and 19th centuries and variations on the idea are still available today.”

More on Wikipedia:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Safety_coffin

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  1. @Leatherargento

    May 13, 2026 at 12:00 am

    Glad to be an organ donor upon death. That'll make sure I'm dead. Then, swift burial of what's left, plant something pretty on my grave, and it's over!

    Thank you for making the ghoulish fun!

  2. @raylast3873

    May 13, 2026 at 12:00 am

    The Vatican has a special kind of hammer they use to make sure the Pope is actually dead when he dies. When Stalin died, the Kremlin copied that idea but took it to the next level with a skull saw.

  3. @jenneacubero1036

    May 13, 2026 at 12:00 am

    I know Hans Christian Andersen (a.k.a. "The Man Who Saved Disney…Twice…) had that buried-alive fear too. But did he have a sign saying "I'm Not Dead. I'm Asleep." or was that Edgar Allan Poe? Some sources have it be one or the other.

  4. @gambitsheild9814

    May 13, 2026 at 12:00 am

    People usually get harvested for their organs first this day and age. At that point the know you're dead because your heart, lungs, kidneys, and even balls are gone before you're in the ground.

  5. @serioushex3893

    May 13, 2026 at 12:00 am

    mythbusters did a video on being buried alive. i think they said 3 hours was the upper limit, before you run out of oxygen fully, but after 2 hours, you'd probably pass out from how thin the air got.

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