Should You Buy a “Safety Coffin”? | Tales From the Bottle
Rather paradoxically, this coffin was designed to save your life. So why aren’t they popular anymore?
“A safety coffin or security coffin is a coffin fitted with a mechanism to prevent premature burial or allow the occupant to signal that they have been buried alive. A large number of designs for safety coffins were patented during the 18th and 19th centuries and variations on the idea are still available today.”
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@NoahSpurrier
May 13, 2026 at 12:00 am
This is why cremation is better.
@WardBack-o2r
May 13, 2026 at 12:00 am
You do realize any sponsorship deal with Safety Coffins is dead now?
@mrpopulistless
May 13, 2026 at 12:00 am
my safety coffin better have wifi
@abewall509
May 13, 2026 at 12:00 am
I have considered watching your other videos, like every single one.
Never a boring video.
@johnmacward
May 13, 2026 at 12:00 am
You got a like at "brown bread"…
@billepperson2662
May 13, 2026 at 12:00 am
@Qxir "Puetrification" is pronounced {Pute (like the last syllable in "compute") • truh • fi • kay • shun}
@TheEsdaniel
May 13, 2026 at 12:00 am
I demand a Saddam hussein cameo drawing in a reupload of the video! how fun is that ?
@cascadianrangers728
May 13, 2026 at 12:00 am
Its not the air supply that's the problem is the limited area where c02 gets stuck, you die from that long before you run out of air
@ProudCanadian1959
May 13, 2026 at 12:00 am
I have been loving this channel for years and I still piss myself over the cartoons and commentary.
Great job, please keep it up.
A big Canadian fan.
@eragonfreedman9228
May 13, 2026 at 12:00 am
Check out conquest: the last argument of kings think you'd like the miniatures there
@rabbithorserunning
May 13, 2026 at 12:00 am
7:35 as a friend of mine in medical school said about embalming: "If you're not dead when you get to the morgue, you'll definitely be dead by the time you leave it."
@smileydog5941
May 13, 2026 at 12:00 am
But there are cases of people waking up at their own funeral, right?
@erinrose1995
May 13, 2026 at 12:00 am
An autopsy assures death.
@jessetheenby
May 13, 2026 at 12:00 am
In case anyone was wondering, there are no recorded cases of one of these ever actually working. No one has ever been saved by a safety coffin
@TriangleRosmi
May 13, 2026 at 12:00 am
This is why I choose cremation.
@jonntischnabel
May 13, 2026 at 12:00 am
I'm having a safety cremation.
@Leatherargento
May 13, 2026 at 12:00 am
Glad to be an organ donor upon death. That'll make sure I'm dead. Then, swift burial of what's left, plant something pretty on my grave, and it's over!
Thank you for making the ghoulish fun!
@1stCallipostle
May 13, 2026 at 12:00 am
Personally I just want a Pyramid.
Do leave a latch that can open from the inside if my mummy comes back to attack would be grace robbers though
@raylast3873
May 13, 2026 at 12:00 am
The Vatican has a special kind of hammer they use to make sure the Pope is actually dead when he dies. When Stalin died, the Kremlin copied that idea but took it to the next level with a skull saw.
@jenneacubero1036
May 13, 2026 at 12:00 am
I know Hans Christian Andersen (a.k.a. "The Man Who Saved Disney…Twice…) had that buried-alive fear too. But did he have a sign saying "I'm Not Dead. I'm Asleep." or was that Edgar Allan Poe? Some sources have it be one or the other.
@ano_nym
May 13, 2026 at 12:00 am
I expect some Saddam Hussein reference…
@gambitsheild9814
May 13, 2026 at 12:00 am
People usually get harvested for their organs first this day and age. At that point the know you're dead because your heart, lungs, kidneys, and even balls are gone before you're in the ground.
@andymurray2149
May 13, 2026 at 12:00 am
2:04 he was obsessed with salamanders
@assassinNinja194
May 13, 2026 at 12:00 am
That's why we should shoot before burying
@DanK-ZDP189
May 13, 2026 at 12:00 am
Cremation avoids getting buried alive. One way or another.
@herzogsbuick
May 13, 2026 at 12:00 am
"burial enforcement" lol
@dmor6696
May 13, 2026 at 12:00 am
having your coffin locked from the inside is called paranoia
@TheWronggGuy
May 13, 2026 at 12:00 am
Sadam Hussain hiding spot ahh coffin
@shikaku41
May 13, 2026 at 12:00 am
So what you're saying, is I should have a phobia of being embalmed alive instead 🤔
@serioushex3893
May 13, 2026 at 12:00 am
mythbusters did a video on being buried alive. i think they said 3 hours was the upper limit, before you run out of oxygen fully, but after 2 hours, you'd probably pass out from how thin the air got.
@huan_valentinovich
May 13, 2026 at 12:00 am
Sadam hussein
@CrusaderClippy
May 13, 2026 at 12:00 am
I can see the Saddam Hussain jokes coming this way.
@Ethelberd
May 13, 2026 at 12:00 am
I don't need a coffin. Bury me as-is, plant a fruit or nut tree on me. Tombstone is optional.
@IIlllIIlIIlIll
May 13, 2026 at 12:00 am
Just double tap me when I go.
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May 13, 2026 at 12:00 am
I really appreciate Qxir's hard work for his drawings to be accurately whimsical to the stories he tells
@RicoTheSadBoi
May 13, 2026 at 12:00 am
Pay 800 life points: special summon 1 monster from your graveyard in face up attack position.
@alexdrum94
May 13, 2026 at 12:00 am
6:47 I couldn’t agree with you more here. outside CAMBODIA something in imaginable to “us” ❤
@dragonsdynamite6403
May 13, 2026 at 12:00 am
Which part of Eastern Europe are you from?