Seven Brides for Seven Brothers (Teaser) – This Aged Great!
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Every Monday and Friday, stand-up comedian Ben Moore defends a movie from the past that hasn’t aged well, while explaining the plot to his much younger friend Jordan Elias (who hasn’t seen it). Hilarity ensues.
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@Oregonrose-t5q
January 28, 2026 at 7:19 pm
This movie just proves that men are always thinking about Ancient Rome
@unclefrank4274
January 28, 2026 at 7:19 pm
Those dudes got off on getting splashed with dirty bathwater
@markuscriticus8278
January 28, 2026 at 7:19 pm
Fun fact, this is based on a short story from 1930s, which was a parody of an ancient greek myth. The movie is the updated, woke 50s version.
@user50
January 28, 2026 at 7:19 pm
DOING AXES
@oldmovieman7550
January 28, 2026 at 7:19 pm
Excellent movie.
@greedlz
January 28, 2026 at 7:19 pm
Nice history lesson you dont learn rhis stuff in books
@rebeccahicks2392
January 28, 2026 at 7:19 pm
Me and my siblings watched this over and over as kids (I guess my parents liked it or something?) I…didn't understand the sexual-assault-implications of a bunch of guys kidnapping a bunch of women, but something about the plot did seem pretty weird to me even then.
@ackbarfan5556
January 28, 2026 at 7:19 pm
I don't care, the barn raising fight is one of the most underrated fight scenes in all of cinema.
@c.jinuzuka8438
January 28, 2026 at 7:19 pm
Can't wait for the full video. This is my favorite musical! 😂
@churchking2527
January 28, 2026 at 7:19 pm
It's interesting how, when they upscale and colourize these old movies, you can really see how it's setup on a stage, like a play, and they just sort of splice in scenes they filmed from outdoors.
@BugJumper2667
January 28, 2026 at 7:19 pm
I love this movie lol
@kevbertjensen7692
January 28, 2026 at 7:19 pm
This is a great movie. If you're hatin on it in the comments and you haven't seen it you should check it out instead.
@GeorgeEugeneBarrett
January 28, 2026 at 7:19 pm
A great, time-honored tradition.
@unclegreenskatesoda9570
January 28, 2026 at 7:19 pm
TAG is THE BEST thing in comedy right now. I said it. I'd watch this for hours if possible.
@FrenkTheJoy
January 28, 2026 at 7:19 pm
Oh man, this movie. I've seen SO MANY PEOPLE say it's their favorite musical, or even their favorite movie, and I just don't get it. I think it's totally fine to enjoy movies that didn't age well. But your FAVORITE musical?! And so many of them are like "I don't know why everyone complains about it and says it didn't age well." Do you have ears?? Do you have eyes?? This is basically that one part of the Pirates of the Caribbean ride before they changed it so the pirates are chasing chickens instead of women.
@JDMimeTHEFIRST
January 28, 2026 at 7:19 pm
Maybe if they just stopped dying their hair red, they would get dates
I didn’t pay much attention, but my school had a field trip to see this play when I was in 8th grade in DC 😳.
Produced by 🤡 and Matt Gaetz
@LDrosophila
January 28, 2026 at 7:19 pm
Brawny paper towel man 😂
@wade3671
January 28, 2026 at 7:19 pm
What an insane movie for my 5th grade music class to watch 16 years ago lol
@yvc9
January 28, 2026 at 7:19 pm
This has curdled like goat milk over time. I actually watched it on 🍄🍄 …its so wildly wrong
@FT__Cool_Stuff______-of5pi
January 28, 2026 at 7:19 pm
This was the main movie that my family would watch together, as a sort of tradition. It's a cool movie but a little bit odd. As you can imagine I am not so good at starting romantic relationships with women.
You missed many good parts of this movie. Like how when they first went to town to pick up some ladies, one of them offered a lady some chewing tobacco. She got pissed and they all got into a fight with random dudes from the town.
While the ladies were all captive and mad, Millie starting teaching the guys how to dress well and how to flirt with the ladies and be charming. She dressed them up in outfits – all with a different brightly colored shirt ( outfits that turn out to be the favored clothes of the 'hot boy' style fundamentalist Mormons in the smaller cities of Utah – they wear those fancy clothes when they go into town to go to Wal-Mart and Starbucks.)
After some time of flirting, the women were starting to warm up to them. They went to a barn raising with another family that conveniently had the same amount of single brothers so those brothers were trying to woo the ladies. They had a dance off. Then a BIG fist fight. They knocked the whole barn down and took the ladies home.
And then there was a happy ending so the moral of the story was, no problem, go for it, All's well that ends well.
@andrewblanchard2398
January 28, 2026 at 7:19 pm
I'm 48 years old
I still don't know how
noise causes a snow avalanche
@zachbaker1167
January 28, 2026 at 7:19 pm
The past should warrant arrest
@jaydub5515
January 28, 2026 at 7:19 pm
I did this play in highschool…. Woof….
@benfir8920
January 28, 2026 at 7:19 pm
I heard this movie is a fav among Mormons.
@Scipio488
January 28, 2026 at 7:19 pm
…. I I had no idea that The Rapine of the Sabine Women was the core plot of this show. I am disappointed.
@cloverfield911
January 28, 2026 at 7:19 pm
This movie is really about Stockhm Syndrome…lol
@ClippyNotesExtra
January 28, 2026 at 7:19 pm
This is one of my all time favorite movies. I still regularly sing/whistle "Bless Your Beautiful Hide"
@sirjohnmara
January 28, 2026 at 7:19 pm
You two are so GOOD at this! I've subscribed now, thanks from Sweden. Top Tip: Polanski's: The Fearless Vampire Killers, or Pardon Me, But Your Teeth Are in My Neck (1967) is GREAT! Well kind of ALL Vampire Movies are good to comment on. Twillight?
@graemewilson7975
January 28, 2026 at 7:19 pm
Amazing advert made in the fifties promoting kidnap and rape. Ah the golden age of Hollywood
@MeredithHagan
January 28, 2026 at 7:19 pm
I love this movie but god is it troubling. The “Sabine/sobbin’ women” pun screams problematic. Thank goodness the movie tells you that the girls are pretty into it.
@heyitsmira17
January 28, 2026 at 7:19 pm
I love this movie. Grew up on it. The songs are catchy and I had a really severe bi panic with Dorcas and Benjamin. Taught me a lot about English (since I'm not a native speaker) and it was just… fun. I liked how assertive Millie was, how she didn't let Adam or his brothers have their way. In fact, I felt like Adam didn't deserve her at all.
As I grew up, I understood the scale of things better, but this is still one of my fave movies. Beings back fond memories.
@damaris5228
January 28, 2026 at 7:19 pm
OMG I watched this movie so much when I was a kid and every time I remember it exists I almost don't believe it's real
@undaunted1065
January 28, 2026 at 7:19 pm
I think part of the reason it was hard to be totally mad at the guys— even though, of course, they should not have kidnapped the women, is because the movie sets you up to not only root for rhe guys to find wives, but you want to see for the specific women that took interest in each individual brother to end up with that brother. At the barn raising festivities, yeah, they were gappy to see Millie, but they were especially interested in meeting the fine men a.k.a. her brother-in-laws that she came with.
The men of the town knew the brothers were their competition and they bullied & abused the brothers till they had to fight back in self defense. They tried not to because they were instructed by Milly how to behave like gentlemen, but the townsmen were jealous, overly possesive a**holes.
Older brother Adam isn't the smartest bloke and thought he'd help them get the specifics women that were positively hitting it off with his brothers from the cock blocking town dudes. Adam tended to be more braun than brain at times. His interpretation of The Ræp¡ng ofThe Sabine Women tale was foolish. He only considered the reward of getting them together, but not the distress it would cause each lady. He'd eventually decide to do the right thing and get his brothers to take them back, but by then thecwomen wanted to stay and were refusing to return.
So the scene where the women were gradually starting to prank the guys and falling in love with them wasn't just Stockholm Syndrome, as some understandably mentioned. Rather it was them now getting to spend time with guys that they were already very interested in before they were kidnapped. Men that their fathers would not have approved of.
@undaunted1065
January 28, 2026 at 7:19 pm
It wasn't just snowballs. There were like rocks or lumps of coal in the snow balls so of course it would hurt once it hit them.
@Ocyla
January 28, 2026 at 7:19 pm
"Brawny paper towel man" loooooooooooooooooool
@ritz_ok
January 28, 2026 at 7:19 pm
My music teacher played this for us in elementary school in tbe early 2000's and idk about the other girls but i remember feeling so annoyed and uncomfortable during the movie and even then kind of being surprised that we were being made to watch such a thing at such a young age
@h0rriphic
January 28, 2026 at 7:19 pm
The Sabine women are still owed justice- all these thousands of years later. 💔
@TechMetalRules
January 28, 2026 at 7:19 pm
For some reason I LOVED this movie as a little kid.
@MrHeycowboy
January 28, 2026 at 7:19 pm
BLESS YOUR BEAUTIFUL HIDE!!!
@WashinWildau
January 28, 2026 at 7:19 pm
3:00 dropping their womanly secretions 😆 squirt is really just pee 😆
@lookouthill11
January 28, 2026 at 7:19 pm
So you’re saying even back then guys still thought about the Roman Empire all the time?
@AlexanderosD
January 28, 2026 at 7:19 pm
"Don't accept me at my s3xual assault, you don't deserve me at my brawny paper towel man" 🤣🤣
@VinluvAntonHandesbukia
January 28, 2026 at 7:19 pm
This film is far more beautiful that any mainstream Hollywood films of the last 10 years
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