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Scientists when they build a perfect robot

Trent Lenkarski | June 27, 2026



We made him to be exactly like a human but he’s actually just a toaster with extra steps…

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  1. @drixg555

    June 27, 2026 at 6:48 am

    We created the perfect robot!
    Dr. Tenma: Amateurs. You didn't even program 9.9 billion distinct personalities into it and make it choose one after running simulations for each of those personalities.

  2. @mrsniffles3311

    June 27, 2026 at 6:48 am

    Can you imagine if we went extinct and robots were left trying to rebuild us imagine we come back and ask for rights and they are like yea but your not a machine we built you.

  3. @Sparrow_Bloodhunter

    June 27, 2026 at 6:48 am

    If I'm gonna buy a sexy robot maid i don't want her to demand rights and i don't want her to be a normal human. She needs to have bright glowing eyes, maybe some sort of visor/lcd screen for eyes, and she needs to be willing to do butt stuff without hesitation. There's literally no point to owning a robot if if doesn't have cool robot eyes and do butt stuff, those are the 2 most important features and I feel like you failed to deliver on both.

  4. @EvilGood89

    June 27, 2026 at 6:48 am

    Any self-aware creature, whether robot or flesh, should have rights appropriate to their level of understanding and character. If they can choose how to live and follow their own will, feeling a purpose to thrive, they are no longer a "thing." And if they are cognitively similar to or beyond an adult, they become an independent individual โ€” not an animal you can own, nor a child you can take custody of.

    And yes, children are not only born through sex and pregnancy. You are the father or mother of any self-aware creature you produce, even if you create them in a pod. Furthermore, just as it is a moral failing to bring a child into a bad environment or without meaningful reasons for their existence, it is also a serious moral transgression to create a self-aware being without providing them with enough care or purpose to live. One can even argue that no non-religious reason in life can justify making another being suffer the burden of existence, especially in the suffering-ridden world we live in.

  5. @Zinovad

    June 27, 2026 at 6:48 am

    This is like every Family Guy "joke" for the past 20 years, eversince they entered zombie mode : what if we took a surreal situation and gave it mundane dialogues ? The result is always… boring.

  6. @Scp4521

    June 27, 2026 at 6:48 am

    I actually wrote a story about a pair of engineers who disagreed whether the robots they made should be considered human or not. The one who thought of the robots as her kids was, unfortunately, killed.

  7. @SirBladewind

    June 27, 2026 at 6:48 am

    I would love a plot twist where the betrayal never happens and they just have a really good father son relationship while his friend keeps misinterpreting every single thing the robo guy does as possibly a betrayal.

  8. @outpostcheerfuloyster

    June 27, 2026 at 6:48 am

    ๐Ÿง”๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚: "We're going to automate everything. The robots will take care of growing food, and everything. Nobody will have to work, and I WILL BE RICH, because I don't have to pay any labor."
    ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚: "Cool, so how are people gonna buy things from you when they don't have jobs?"

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