RIP Jordan Jensen – Episode 63: Heather Shaw
Jordan and fellow stand-up Heather Shaw discuss navigating comedy venues with a dog, touring, having kids, armpit vs. foot odor, being a product of Upstate New York, Jim Carrey, and what type of lesbian Jordan would be.
Watch Heather’s stand-up special, “Alright, See Ya!” on YouTube on May 14th! https://youtube.com/heathershawcomedy
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@yardleybottles6025
May 10, 2026 at 1:40 am
So cool to hang out with the real Jordan
@Kboogie1102
May 10, 2026 at 1:40 am
Sounds like a solo ep at a lotta points
@mistahwatkins1
May 10, 2026 at 1:40 am
I have multi-diagnoses. I was sexually abused and physically abused as a child for 15 years. Anyway, I just wanna let you know, I am so broken, but and I'm being medicated for it, but I just found you, and you speak to me. I wish, I wish or I hope I get a chance to see you live. Please keep up what you're doing. Uh… Oh, intrusive thoughts. Uh… Maybe, maybe you can bite me. An excellent job.
@arielarenado
May 10, 2026 at 1:40 am
The absolute worst guest you could ever have a talentless no body that claim to fame is the looking like a deranged Jim Carey. Gross!!!!
@clarkminis
May 10, 2026 at 1:40 am
Try Lume whole body deodorant, stinky gals. ❤ It really works. Unscented gives you ZERO scent.
@stustu4283
May 10, 2026 at 1:40 am
😂😂😂 Jordan you’re amazing you say all the things out loud that everybody else wishes we could say. I love the part about Ithaca and the garlic. I have totally lost garlic up in my pussy for like a week too. Maybe TMI but I think a lot of people have honestly lol I’m a Hick hillbilly from upstate New York as well.
@GOOCHEDUP
May 10, 2026 at 1:40 am
never double tamped in 3 decades lol
@Life_in_2d
May 10, 2026 at 1:40 am
Jordan you could go for a stone Butch.
@Life_in_2d
May 10, 2026 at 1:40 am
Oh thank god your chairs look so comfy now
@MichSav2025
May 10, 2026 at 1:40 am
that’s right! I just turned 62 with hubby 30 years we don’t have kids and we are SO FUCKING HAPPY! jordan, note another loving life no kid family on your list. our siblings have kids that’s the way to go. we got some kids in our lives and those kids adore us. we are way cooler than their parents. Fantastic!
@carlymoore3707
May 10, 2026 at 1:40 am
Hell yes. This was the best episode yet. I cackled aloud and woke the Hubbs. Thanks for being funny out there on this blue dot.
@tinianog2188
May 10, 2026 at 1:40 am
Edward Elric ft Jack Skellington
@DockerVbox
May 10, 2026 at 1:40 am
Service animals is a diva move across the board to everyone who raw dogs reality.
@gingerrae1659
May 10, 2026 at 1:40 am
Ugh I'm so sad Florida hasn't been great to you. 🙁 This is why I had to travel to see you.
@ivancook8797
May 10, 2026 at 1:40 am
Please come to Tampa, would love to see you in person.
@mdeem1
May 10, 2026 at 1:40 am
is that jim careys sister?
@mentaltfladdrig
May 10, 2026 at 1:40 am
This is how I'd imagine two lizards fighting being like
@jordanmayette5073
May 10, 2026 at 1:40 am
a closet you say?
@veronicagrosskurth5705
May 10, 2026 at 1:40 am
❤
@acidreign6944
May 10, 2026 at 1:40 am
Hey bitch tits, I'm an Aussie! but it's ok because at least I'm not a yank😂 Just kidding. What's funnier is that you are alot like us Aussie chick's. I still love your work tho. You are literally the only stand up comic I can watch and not cringe. Also the only comic I'm subbed to. Never lose that honesty, it's so fucking rare. Cheers❤
@ginaperktellus
May 10, 2026 at 1:40 am
One time, I thought I double tamped, gave it a yank, and out came my IUD.
@andream138
May 10, 2026 at 1:40 am
YAY!!! Gay Fart is on RIP!!
@rebekajah
May 10, 2026 at 1:40 am
I gave up marijuana a week after my friend made a whole saucepan of very potent THC oil. I decided to do the right thing and throw it away. Went out for a few hours. My dog got in the bin. He was sat there wobbling in his bed when I got home, the contents of the bin strewn around the room. Raced him to the vet by which time he couldn't walk. He was forcibly vomited and spent a few nights on a drip! He wasn't the smartest dog, I like to think the experience opened up new dimensions of his brain.
@jackielane422
May 10, 2026 at 1:40 am
Toxic shock syndrome is real. Wtaf
@palepally
May 10, 2026 at 1:40 am
58:19 botox bad
@seannolan3042
May 10, 2026 at 1:40 am
SAPPHO WAS A POET; THE FIRST GREEK LESBIAN
@user-zb3jc6zl6h
May 10, 2026 at 1:40 am
She seems to agree with everything that is said even if it is senseless
@ClearanceCap
May 10, 2026 at 1:40 am
Im gonna linger at the merch for so long now. Witness me Jordan!!!! 😂
@marysjane3732
May 10, 2026 at 1:40 am
38:34 not chapstick 😭
@Rashelleb23
May 10, 2026 at 1:40 am
The NOCD link under the Quince add got me laughing so hard
@marysjane3732
May 10, 2026 at 1:40 am
18:00 I have stinky feet but not much other BO. I don't need deodorant but having stinky feet does suck 😭
@oldmatewombat
May 10, 2026 at 1:40 am
An American calling any other nationality dumb is very funny
@FrankieManky8
May 10, 2026 at 1:40 am
41:20 my bambi ass getting a scoff from the girls. 😭
@Alfie44280
May 10, 2026 at 1:40 am
Heck yes
@raeraeqwe
May 10, 2026 at 1:40 am
A woman left a tampon in for 3 months and she had toxic shock… lol😂
@dwelleternally
May 10, 2026 at 1:40 am
On behalf of Australians, the feeling is mutual. When we hear an American accent we assume they are the dumbest person in the room.
@Takeabigsipbitch
May 10, 2026 at 1:40 am
Omg whyyyyu didn’t you say your guest was Jim Carey!?
@alicel696
May 10, 2026 at 1:40 am
nobody asked for this but if it helps you JJ or anyone else, that’s great. with regard to having kids- a friend was trying to help me figure it out when i was in my later 30s. i was angsting about it constantly and making myself crazy and it gave me a lot of heartache. Anyway she said to me, “it’s just a really personal decision”. idk why that helped me so much but i guess it allowed me to stop thinking about how everyone else would feel if i did or didn’t. and then one random day i saw a woman with a newborn and i just started bawling. and i realized that i couldn’t figure this one out in my head. for me i had to use my heart. as cheesy as that may sound, it was the only time i felt super clear about it, when i was feeling it. i got scared that i wouldn’t be able to conceive and i literally prayed about that. and no joke dude i got pregnant 2 weeks later. (was in a long term relationship). so i had my beautiful baby 13 yrs ago and it’s made me feel like a part of the earth and the human family. i wish you all the best ❤- living ain’t easy but you have such a gift for making me (and the world ) laugh, so thank you. may you have all the best of your dreams 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
@victoriaarmstong322
May 10, 2026 at 1:40 am
Just bought tickets to your Seattle show! SO fucking stoked to see you live!🥳
@kaboose111
May 10, 2026 at 1:40 am
"Lesbians just talk it out."
Domestic violence statistics say otherwise.
@CorleyCollects
May 10, 2026 at 1:40 am
Heather is a shit person, that is what I took from this epidose.
@Aimlessartist
May 10, 2026 at 1:40 am
Everyone thinking Heather was the Jim clone. Ugh. People are fucking boreddd. “I’m a frail lesbian” 😂 Great episode 👏🏻
@Eveie-D
May 10, 2026 at 1:40 am
11:49 Cried laughing at the quince add… it has NOCD on the screen through the whole add🤣
@nataliemorrison5876
May 10, 2026 at 1:40 am
Didn't realize i was getting attacked today 😂
Redheads where yall at
@beachbumsailordude
May 10, 2026 at 1:40 am
Not loving the "Service Animal" bull crap. Very offensive to blind people. And yes Jordan I have big balls. 😏