Noah Centineo: The King of Basic Tweets
NOBODY PRESSES THE LIKE BUTTON THE SAME WAY 🙁
Ok so I’ve been seeing this dude’s tweets everywhere for the past few weeks, and the more I read, the more I cringed. This week, I went through basic white boy tweets and tried to figure out why these twitter boys tweet how they do.
I’m sure this Noah fella is a nice guy, and I’m not bashing him as a person or anything. It’s just….his tweets dude. Wowza.
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@banderol0105
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 pm
sorry i thought i was writing to my lawyer
@MaxineAustin77
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 pm
Petition for Kurtis to remake the same video concepts with his current skill
@ihdirmas
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 pm
2025
@MaxineAustin77
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 pm
Are we forgetting “you gonna show me how you squirt?”
@Knowinglyclueless
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 pm
Why the white background?!?!
Did he do this before?????
@charlesbradshaw5183
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 pm
Kurtis’ older content is so awkward lol
@imcutieroblox
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 pm
this is the funniest video ever
@AlexanderC3211
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 pm
Why is Kurtis always sick?
@imbrookenzie695
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 pm
9:32 probably could now
@CaptainCapyy
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 pm
Now I’m just waiting on Kurtis to tweet gonorrhea
@ZijnShayatanica
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 pm
2:19 "Jacob BARtorious" was literally right there.
@pooggers8108
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 pm
Rewatching this after I learned Noah was on molly 👍
@Office_chair
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 pm
So from what it sounds like basic white boy tweets are basically the equivalent of not like other girls posts except these boys get TONS of fangirls.
@WesghostOnTop
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 pm
Here in 2025!
@Pigeonspring
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 pm
4:18 gta mentooned
@UrFriendlyNeighborhoodBassist-
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 pm
#coping from the grammys 😭
@TalonGraham-m3x
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 pm
4:02 front view the answer is front view
@Dont-put-rice-in-a-toaster
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 pm
WOAH MY EYES OWWWWW A WHITE WALL + WHITE MAN + GREY AND WHITE SHIRT AGHHHHHH
@AlliyahKhalifa
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 pm
JUMPSCARE AT THE END OH GOD
@ing-acnl9455
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 pm
great day to see this gem again
@rottimi
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 pm
looking back and comparing these videos to his newer videos is so cool because it just shows how much he’s grown 😭😭
@beomgauze
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 pm
7:23 WHYS HE DOING AEGYO???
@ThreeTastyTinyToes
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 pm
Pls stop staring at me I’m scared
@jaejae4637
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 pm
Why is this on my recommended now
@adrienne8987
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 pm
Actually, the acceleration of an object's fall is dependant upon its potential energy and its mass. You could be falling at a higher level than someone else who is equally in love, but if you're obese, you'll fall faster and inevitably make a bigger splash. So yeah. Ye ye my bothers in christ
@Bandhari-Wickette
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 pm
Pink named her dog that.
@Coboslobo
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 pm
That’s crazy that drew, Danny, and Kurtis all made videos about Noah Centoneo
@annacakev
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 pm
7:41 Kurtis discovered the millennial pause before it was even a thing
@Claradabunny
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 pm
me getting nostaligia after watching this is 2024
@ur_towns_garbageman
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 pm
Someone stumbled upon this old video in 2024? :,)
@Catsmakemeselfconscious
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 pm
fuck…you’re so cute
@CarterCat44
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 pm
Kurtis connor pickle
@МаргаритаСошко
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 pm
YouTube recommends this to me in time
@azure113
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 pm
2024 anyone? idk why youtube recommended this
@theworstmilo
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 pm
i watch videos on 1.5 speed cause i have a screentime, and it’s very funny, i recomend ot
@MariaMiranda-mq3ih
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 pm
soo you gonna squirt or what??
@silentsapienplayz
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 pm
so weird seeing this like beta release of kurtis' intro
@arsonandeyeliner8932
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 pm
9:35 not him wanting twt to function like tumblr
@gilnahnu
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 pm
i remember the noah hype back then
@FierceKittenUWU
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 pm
I’m pretty sure by ‘it depends how fast you jump’ he meant how soon you take action to jump, which makes a lot of sense (even if basic still) and I feel like I’m going crazy by Kurt’s reaction 😅😂
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