‘NichLMAO’: The Cringiest Pick-Up Artist on Instagram
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Today, we take a look at the one and only “NichLMAO”. He may seem like your average, everyday Instagram “pick-up artist”, but there’s much more going on here. I hope you enjoy the video, and by the end, you’ll know why he is the cringiest pick-up artist on Instagram.
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@kurtisconner
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 am
PICK UP? PICK UP? PICK UP? PICK UP? PICK UP?
@FelixDelacerda
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 am
I kept trying to wipe your wall stain off of my computer screen lol
@l0k11ag0
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 am
TOUCH MY TRA LA LA REFERENCE IN THIS YEAR OF OUR LORD?? 🏆
@CacklingGamer
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 am
These videos are so difficult to watch, and it's not because of Kurtis.
@amandapanda5078
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 am
Ya
@AlexanderC3211
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 am
Please make another vid on this guy, his youtube channel is horrible.
@istvanmolnar1697
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 am
Bro has a girlfriend now.
@user-lm6rk8dv1n
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 am
is this kid still doing this today? you should make a new video of him lol hes a monster and needs to be stopped.
@AlwaysMeowin
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 am
PICK UP?? PICK UP? PICK THE FUCK UP?? PICK UP??
@BruhShutup-qs8mm
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 am
Why would he use Carly Rae Jepson for this bullshit?
@AM-qm3cc
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 am
Come mention no one cry jurstocnpnnet viseo
@shelle6
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 am
why does he look like mikes mic here lmao
@Bandhari-Wickette
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 am
Do you just have two disembodied arms tattooed on your arm?
@Mobeijunmyking
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 am
5 years late but omg it crowd reference
@RagingMalak
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 am
Koitus!
@Hand_Burger666_
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 am
Savage
@lisaelisa4772
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 am
"Is there a mirror in your pants? Cuz I can see myself in there"
At first I honestly thought he was roasting himself by implying that he's a 🐱
@freshnorthwest6756
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 am
dude was getting turned down by 3's & 4's LOLOL
@DorkyFox_Roxy
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 am
Kurtis did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Also why the hell were you on top of a vending machine? 😀
@Bean_is_green
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 am
The fact this guy still makes these dumb videos but has moved to YouTube shorts is wild
@taylorswiftsucks
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 am
the way he has more subs than kurtis now is INSANEEE. who is watching his videos holy moly
@drewthisreal
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 am
i’m literally shitting
@zekenelsons2069
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 am
My best pickup line: "Hey, I think you're really attractive, and you seem like a nice person. Do you want to get coffee or something and chat? I'd like to get to know you."
@ZackBurnsOG
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 am
Kurtis Conner: 2 Steve 2 Scemi
@Macephtopheles
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 am
9:22 "See that chick over there in the fucking groom dress…"
Yes. If only there were a clue in the term "bride and groom" which could offer some sort of clue as to what the correct term would be…
@JoanneRoux-o8y
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 am
lol I was thinking how much i love your hair till you Steve Buscemi's it. still love it. keep the curls
@fanzhang8927
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 am
Nice teeth
@Feelin-Sharky
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 am
If you’re actually flirting and know the girl well, or it’s on a dating app or first date, the vending machine one is pretty hood
@DoctorGrapeApe
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 am
that segue to the sponsor- *chef's kiss
@miaxfigueiredo
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 am
four years later and this still happens
@tentardigrades968
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 am
I love Kurtis for introducing me to more people to hate.
@trxissue
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 am
11:22 omg there’s a little heart forming in his curls, bottom left
@H4V1L4ND
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 am
kurt tell me why there’s a sponsored ad from shein
@yamatolabmeat
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 am
Im hungarian, and there is a really bad pickup line here:
Szia cica, van gazdád?
Which roughly translates to:
Hi kitten, do you have an owner?
Fortunately, it is only used by highschoolers and pedos so you can easely dodge a bullet if you hear it.
@themillers9560
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 am
"his first post is from September 23rd, 2018 so I'm catching him pretty early" had to do a double take after that, no way it's been five years
@Butterpaned
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 am
Are you a girl? Cause I hate myself
@Juniperkatzis
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 am
I love Kurtis so much i feel like hes the only one whos talking about harrassment and feminism stuff and being an actual role model out there i really hope more men n boysll be like our mayor
@harrisonwestphall2381
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 am
It's weird seeing pickup artists that don't look gross or nerdy. I think when I read about these people online, I always imagine them to be hyper-awkward (somewhat spectrumy? No offense) kind of guys. But the people in these videos give off a totally different vibe. A lot of them look like succesful businessmen, or popular young people. I guess it's important to know that you can have bad values and not have it be due to your appearence.
@rainbowcritters6190
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 am
The reason they smile and laugh is bc how many girls get physical and verbally assaulted by turning down guys that they have to be nice to try and avoid violence
@BENgalFan1369
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 am
Okay the bunny won was actually funny asf
@haileysmith3523
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 am
Please tell me that someone else saw the heart in Kurtis’s hair cause that’s all I could focus on
@julieneff9408
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 am
Almost 5 years ago now, but Kurtis is pretty cute here, not at all Buscemi-like. Also if this NichLMAO dude ever approached me, I'd probably punch him in the dick.
@accidental.yetaoo
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 am
The fact that I used to watch this guy is disgusting.
@I_AM_BORED978
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 am
Bro his pickup lines made me contord like the girl in exorcist
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