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Megan Fox’s Bird Movie Nobody Asked For

Jaime French | January 10, 2026

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  1. @CosimaForest

    January 10, 2026 at 4:18 am

    ah!! I'm so glad someone spoke about this movie!! I remember seeing a couple image stills from it in a small article when it was in the makes, then NOTHING. radio silence on the movie. I actually thought it must of been a fever dream or something ๐Ÿคฃ

  2. @juliebear6413

    January 10, 2026 at 4:18 am

    I dont think she can take off the wings, it appears when he asked her to take them off she pretended they were removable because that guy didn't want people to know she's really a bird girl with wings. Her line delivery was weird though.

  3. @ruthless-r3w

    January 10, 2026 at 4:18 am

    Usually when I watch a Jaime French review I really want to go and watch the film afterwards. I really didn't want to watch Passion Play after watching this review. Not because of Jaime, but because the film just looks so damn bad!!!!

  4. @tyemckinley2200

    January 10, 2026 at 4:18 am

    Jaime…. please…. I so desperately need to know what you think of Maximum Ride!!! Lmao, I was fully OBSESSED with the books as a teen, and was so excited when they made it into a movie, but never got around to watching it because of how bad it apparently was. But I clicked on this video kinda thinking it was about the Maximum Ride movie, and now I'm convinced you need it in your life ๐Ÿ˜‰

  5. @Idkwhatsgoingonbuthifriend

    January 10, 2026 at 4:18 am

    I feel like the take away is Megan Fox wanted to be a superhero and fly but, โ€œbeing a bird woman was the only option left.โ€ And so now Iโ€™m left wondering if the writers of Rick and Morty are apart of this and letting us know Bird Person is actually Megan Fox in disguise lol

  6. @emilyjaynerobinson

    January 10, 2026 at 4:18 am

    21:09 Aussie here, this trumpet sounds like The Minute of Silence, which I believe is performed on a bugle horn (I could be wrong, itโ€™s too late at night for me to fact check myself) to honour the veterans in Australia.
    Not sure if the weird trumpet was on purpose or not but made me think of it. It almost matches it perfectly!

  7. @bellalegosi83

    January 10, 2026 at 4:18 am

    Micky Rouke had sich a handsome face. 7 1/2 Weeks or Angel Heart do not get the attention they deserve. Barfly is another he did great work.

    Megan Fox is a guilty pleasure/girl crush i cant quit.

    Didnt know about this movie til i ran across this review.

  8. @einna420

    January 10, 2026 at 4:18 am

    I imagine part of the "ick" factor regarding the sex scene has to do with the fact that Rourke is literally almost twice Foxs age. I can only imagine that accounts for the grimmace on her face during that scene too ๐Ÿ˜‚

  9. @jeremyproctor5249

    January 10, 2026 at 4:18 am

    I think they were going for it being more of a purgatory than a dream. It was a second chance for him to redeem himself. He overcomes his greed and shelfishness to save her and, therefore; he is saved. Execution was a bit rough though.

  10. @StonedustandStardust

    January 10, 2026 at 4:18 am

    A laugh riot. I originally saw the name Megan Fox and thought it was Megan Kelly from fox. I have heard the name Megan Fox, but have never seen her in anything. Why is she so famous? Thanks for the Belly laughs. Quick edit because I always comment half way between a video, I did see the original Transforners and was not impressed.

  11. @Rose_from_UK

    January 10, 2026 at 4:18 am

    Sadly the disparity between the characters ages is a total deal breaker. Micky Rourke makes my flesh crawl, he looks like he smells of stale alcohol, cigarettes and out of date rancid cologne. He really cannot act at all. This could have been an โ€œokayโ€ indie movie with the right actor, poor Megan Fox having him paw her with his grimy looking hands ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

  12. @CrazedDemonHunter

    January 10, 2026 at 4:18 am

    i know this is an old video but if you ever see this comment. i want you to know that the big bird is a GIANT family of big birds and there are multiple different looking ones!!!!! they all look so cool

  13. @stephaniebaweja

    January 10, 2026 at 4:18 am

    So seriously, having spent most of my adult career in healthcare, the thought of someone calling and saying "Hey I think my wife might be there" followed by "What is she there for?" and having the nurse just tell him all the details makes me deeply uncomfortable. And it's funny to me that of all the things in this movie, THAT'S the part that causes me distress. ๐Ÿ˜‚

  14. @Jordys_Cursed_Camera

    January 10, 2026 at 4:18 am

    I think the only thing that could've made this movie ok was if she flew off the roof all by herself to go find people not trying to exploit her. Lol
    Also Mickey Rourke just grosses me out. The idea was good but the final product was not. It could've been a good movie.

  15. @AmySunstrum

    January 10, 2026 at 4:18 am

    Mickey kind of makes me sad since The Wrestler and when he lost his wah-wah. He loved that little dog. Why dis movie ever happen? Can't Megan stay home and play with one of her kids? Total waste of screen time. ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ

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