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King Lazy Eye, “Ha Ha” and “Pretty Okay”, // GemsOnVHS™

GemsOnVHS | December 30, 2025



Today I was leaving the courthouse in Nashville, after receiving a complete bullshit parking ticket on a street i’ve parked on for a decade, on which there are no signs indicating you can’t park there. I’m going to fight it in court, because fuck them. While I was leaving the courthouse, I got a call from Dylan (King Lazy Eye’s government name). I hadn’t been able to get ahold of him for a week before this release, and was getting to be frustrated. He had pissed hot, pissed off his probation officer and was laying low, he told me.

“I’m staying at a beautiful woman’s house, i’m on the run.” he said.
“What are you, James Bond?” I quipped.
“More like No Bond!” he shot back, without so much as a pause.

I laughed out loud (lol’d in real life, basically). Dylan is just quick like that, a smart guy, for better or worse. Not smart enough to stay out of jail, but he is trying, and that’s the most we can ask of anyone, I guess. Being clever comes with its own gifts and burdens in life. For Dylan it seems to help him write some pretty cutting, endearing songs, that have connected with thousands of folks online. It also seems to keep trouble following him, with no sign of letting up just yet. He hates cops, loves mentally unstable relationships and might just one day get it together enough to play a show near you, we all hope.

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Comments

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  1. @joe57631963

    December 30, 2025 at 4:25 am

    I've listened to this whole thing on repeat at least 20 times today. No exaggeration. And some of your other songs. This really hits the soul. Pretty okay. At never being okay.

  2. @AlanChadwick-u7y

    December 30, 2025 at 4:25 am

    I hate how relatable every song Dylan comes out with us for me…. Every song sends chills up my spine and reminds me of just how broken I am and how good I am at hiding it…. IV been through hell…. And I smile at it knowing death is nothing but a relief for my beaten soul….

  3. @VULGARdisplayOFpower-r9t

    December 30, 2025 at 4:25 am

    I agree that Dylan is an amazing musician way ahead of his time. He writes about events that took place throughout his life, good and bad events in his life. Dylan, if you're reading this, i believe you are the shit brother, amazing really having trouble coming up with the words of how much i enjoy listening to you. I love it 5 stars truly amazing.

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