I Tried Joining Every Cult I Could Find
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I went back into the world of cults to see if I could finally find one that makes sense to join. Along the way I looked into real groups built around aliens, mysterious satellites, spiritual “helpers,” and even a crocodile god. As it turns out, finding a good cult is a little more complicated than it sounds.
So in this video I take a closer look at some of the strangest cults and belief systems out there, and try to figure out what joining one would actually be like.
Chapters:
00:00 Cult Shopping Again
00:42 The Alien Cult (Raelism)
02:32 Red Flags Start Appearing
03:21 The Satellite Named JACKIE
05:30 This Gets Dark Fast
06:06 The Family International
07:53 It Somehow Gets Weirder
08:47 The Crocodile Cult
10:31 That’s all
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🎥Edited by Jonny Wanzer
🔗Produced by Dave Heuff – Hooked Creators – https://www.hookedcreators.com/
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💻Associate Producer – Veronica Bettan
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@JAY_0NL
May 11, 2026 at 5:35 pm
the added leftist lunacy is disappointing…. calling every cyber truck owner a nazi is fuckin retarded, the left really needs to stop pushing people away from their party by randomly calling people racist…
@indrid9067
May 11, 2026 at 5:35 pm
🌟 it don't matter really, we are all living as a simulation in a giant black hole 🕳️ 🥳
@peterlund8203
May 11, 2026 at 5:35 pm
He's a biter… 🤣
@heetsees
May 11, 2026 at 5:35 pm
If a cult has no upward momentum to the leader position then count me out. I aint gonna nutt and bolted if I cant someday become the leader.
@VenomusScorpion
May 11, 2026 at 5:35 pm
4:10 The origin story of the disembodied head, which we can trust?
@olegshevchenko5869
May 11, 2026 at 5:35 pm
I'm sorry, but what's with all the Gen Alpha sound editing?
@SilliestPuttyTTV
May 11, 2026 at 5:35 pm
"Well damn Jackie, you control the weather." Or whatever it was Kelso said.
@kelvinchan3826
May 11, 2026 at 5:35 pm
I just realised "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" is actually the ABC song! 😱😱😱
Mind blown 🤯🤯🤯
@woritsez
May 11, 2026 at 5:35 pm
Given the state of cults these days, it’s no surprise that so many people choose one of the sects of the sacred democracy. As lame as it is, with its tacky factions, rituals, monuments, and temples, you only have to look at the other cults to see why it’s doing better than them—though owning the law and only applying it to others probably helps.
@andrescastillo7328
May 11, 2026 at 5:35 pm
Ryan should make his own cult instead of joining one, he just has to find a name that is super easy and barely an inconvenience to spell
@delphinidin
May 11, 2026 at 5:35 pm
there are absolutely cults with no kissing! heaven's gate, for instance. it had castration instead. enjoy!
@QwissSheIs
May 11, 2026 at 5:35 pm
Can't believe for this video you really became a (we were going to do a bit where we listed every denomination of Christianity, and even though we already knew there was atleast over 200k+, we kinda didn't think about what that actually meant until looking them up and trying to figure out which went first alphabetically, because it meant combing through thousands, and we stopped actually paying attention to the spelling after a few dozen rotations of the scroll wheel, after seeing on the side bar how little progress we made down the list).
(Edit): As a system, we always imagine more than one person there with us during anything intimate. Granted, we don't imagine more than one entity, just more than one person. Mostly because again, we're a system, and also we couldn't realistically hold up a relationship for any significant amount of time.
@joshuagiezen3122
May 11, 2026 at 5:35 pm
3:26 The Autotuned "Woooah" completely sent me 😂😂😂
@adameager7114
May 11, 2026 at 5:35 pm
"If I wanted to join a swastika cult, I'd buy a cybertuck."
I wish there was a world where I had the chance to use this in a conversation.
@EyeAmL3
May 11, 2026 at 5:35 pm
Im trying to focus on the content but that background with the beams merging into the rake is throwing me off lol
@EyeAmL3
May 11, 2026 at 5:35 pm
Not even JACKIE takes Muhammed seriously 😭
@manafestation
May 11, 2026 at 5:35 pm
[8:38] Apparently you didn't know about the cult of Jared Leto, and so every 30 Seconds to Mars video takes the cake there
@GrandIntellect
May 11, 2026 at 5:35 pm
That was a weird start to the video for someone (me) whose last name is Wadsworth
@suicune2001
May 11, 2026 at 5:35 pm
4:29 Everyone with trypophobia just now freaked out. lol
@kerimohnenachnahmen8922
May 11, 2026 at 5:35 pm
8:04 jokes on them I'm already doing all that
@RobertNLee
May 11, 2026 at 5:35 pm
I had a friend who grew up Children of God/Family International. They hate vaccines and love international missions, so their kids get polio.
My friend was the only person my age (gen x) I ever met with a withered limb from that disease. How retro.
@fearomen760
May 11, 2026 at 5:35 pm
Was that an “all Tesla owners are nazis” joke? In 2026? Esh
@GuysImNotAGrape
May 11, 2026 at 5:35 pm
8:48 Religion of Florida
@marcmoore7724
May 11, 2026 at 5:35 pm
Somehow the old adage "leave room for Jesus" now feels inappropriate in light of that Family International teaching.
@zaubertee
May 11, 2026 at 5:35 pm
I would like to join The Rainbow Candy Rollercoaster Gamecube. Where do I sign?
@juqu3700
May 11, 2026 at 5:35 pm
If you are so much against smooching how about becoming Galli cultist? I imagine that self castration reduces smoochiness.
@tfg_grizzly
May 11, 2026 at 5:35 pm
As a loyal Crocodile viewer, I am greatly disappointed in your insults. I am hereby boycotting Everton J. Wadsworth and watching Ryan George instead. He'd never make comments on my dangly T-Rex arms
@oimorrigan
May 11, 2026 at 5:35 pm
You need to do a clip of you doing ”Chair Tai Chi”, getting ripped in no time 😉
@poisonarro
May 11, 2026 at 5:35 pm
It's haekenkreuz not swastika.
@eas2252
May 11, 2026 at 5:35 pm
2:00 that logo is diabolical.
For anyone not seeing it, you can either see a church over a red circle.
Or you can see a butt and thighs getting the nuts and bolt. 🍑🍆
@ryanpratt6993
May 11, 2026 at 5:35 pm
That guy has half of my name!
@m310grass
May 11, 2026 at 5:35 pm
The name Family International sounds less like a cult and more like the Italian Mob going into the stock game
@trifontrifonov4297
May 11, 2026 at 5:35 pm
Hail Sobek!
@ARayhn
May 11, 2026 at 5:35 pm
Raelism encourages toplessness. It's not so bad.
@RatedDehydrated
May 11, 2026 at 5:35 pm
You think I'm a joke, just wait, wait till I tell you what the "c" stands for… you'll be sorry, just wait…
@tc5589-1
May 11, 2026 at 5:35 pm
I’m definitely taking “that’s a big coin to flip”
@leeci33
May 11, 2026 at 5:35 pm
Wadsworth is an avenue in Philadelphia. 😘
@RivetHead999
May 11, 2026 at 5:35 pm
That song was kind of a banger though
@DawsonRomines-he8xi
May 11, 2026 at 5:35 pm
What’s unsettling is the Family International is that their official website presents itself as the most normal and unexceptional evangelical site. Not even the briefest suggestion about their horrendous, abusive, sexual beliefs.
@jordangoedert6662
May 11, 2026 at 5:35 pm
This was absolutely amazing. Do it more please
@jordangoedert6662
May 11, 2026 at 5:35 pm
This is great! Keep it up
@jordangoedert6662
May 11, 2026 at 5:35 pm
I lived in Wadsworth ill…..i gwt it…
@SterlaMusic
May 11, 2026 at 5:35 pm
If you are trying to find stuff to appease the algorithm gods, you should, you should look into the Ohio in Wisconsin Ohio has a literal tunnel is called portal to hell some people called Ohio a hell mouth yeah I didn’t know those were real. Either in Wisconsin is one of the haunted states in the United States. My town literally has one of the most haunted cemeteries in the state. Wisconsin has a Cryptid named the dog man. I think it’s a fancy way saying werewolf but it’s not totally a werewolf. It might be more of a werewolf Shapeshifter I don’t not sure but yeah and I’m willing to bet you there’s a few other states if you were to go like the haunted route and make like a sub series for that you can make fun of it whatever you wanna do but I guarantee you would find a lot of interesting things or at both places just giving you ideas @ryangeorge
@grantbartley483
May 11, 2026 at 5:35 pm
Flirty fishing? Nah. I do fishy flirting. But I've never channelled Richard Nixon.
@mikdan8813
May 11, 2026 at 5:35 pm
Wadsworth?
Nuts and bolts?
Holes?
Jackie blizzard?
I think you might actually like smoochin.
@mattmealzz265
May 11, 2026 at 5:35 pm
@7:07 I'm glad Youtube hit me with a commercial break.