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The Greatest One Man Army Isn’t a Man | Bley’s Arcade

Team Coco | August 23, 2026



From Rambo to Jason Bourne, what’s the best onscreen depiction of a “One Man Army?” All hell breaks loose when Aaron Bleyaert and Eduardo Perez make the mistake of letting Andrew Gruss take the helm and pick this week’s topic. Perhaps the best “One Man Army” is… The friends we made along the way?

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0:00 – Intro
2:11 – Gruss reveals his topic
4:57 – Arcade Rules: What’s a “One Man Army?”
9:22 – #3: Commando, Rambo, Batman
17:03 – Bley & Eduardo’s #2: Sisu, Nobody,
21:59 – Honorable mentions: Hard Boiled, Die Hard, The Long Kiss Goodnight
24:00 – Bley & Eduardo’s #1: Kill Bill
27:54 – Gruss’ #3: Jason Statham, Taken, Jason Bourne
38:48 – Are Jaws & Godzilla One Man Armies?
50:35 – [Easter Egg]

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  1. @Ty_Saban

    August 23, 2026 at 5:18 pm

    COMMANDO is the greatest one man army movie (if you are discounting John Wick). Cannot forget Rambo too. Who really is the action star G.O.A.T? I say Keanu is underrated, and really is my greatest action star of all time. But Arnold and Stallone are close 😀

  2. @trusty7542

    August 23, 2026 at 5:18 pm

    "I heard you struck my son."
    – "Yes sir, I did."
    "May I ask why?"
    – "Ya well, because he disqualified John Wick as a one man army, but then named Jason Statham as his number three."
    "Oh"

  3. @trusty7542

    August 23, 2026 at 5:18 pm

    I can't believe John Wick was disqualified based on absolutely ridiculous rules, which were not applied to the rest of the movies at all. I mean he even named an actor at the end! Keanu Reeves is coming for all of you now. and you will do nothing, because you can do nothing.

  4. @jkap34

    August 23, 2026 at 5:18 pm

    Bley, you totally fucked it up. Damian is the current robin. Tim drake, the one you didn't name, is red Robin, batman 3rd robin. Jason Todd is the second

  5. @Thegreatequalizer

    August 23, 2026 at 5:18 pm

    Now I propose that there is a character who is INCREDIBLY unconventional but could still be considered a "One man Army" and that is Mcguyver.

    It doesn't matter how many men you have how many weapons or tanks, Mcguyver will somehow take them all out with a paperclip a rubber band and a half filled tube of toothpaste.

  6. @rogue13131313

    August 23, 2026 at 5:18 pm

    Conan pays you numbskulls money? Geezus. One man army…..one man takes on many men during the fighting….. doesn't matter where he gets his weapons or other BS…..one guy, beating up, killing several guys, causing chaos by himself. Rambo (First Blood….one man takes on the entire National Guard unit AND local police, for christ sake). Commando. Batman is a one man army. One person against many.

  7. @zp3709

    August 23, 2026 at 5:18 pm

    unpopular opinion (?) : Kill Bill is overrated (I'd rather watch Jason Bourne anytime)
    btw John Matrix from Commando is the definition of a one-man army in my opinion, he should be at the top of anyone's list (if anyone has seen the movie)

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