How Do Construction Workers Push Their Bodies To Finish Olympic Stadiums On Time?

The Onion invented Mr Beast videos

the offhandedness of mentioning that he's a recovering war veteran was gold

This aged looked the finest of wines

you can clearly see that these are 60lb bags and not 90lbs 1:39

Just give Tim Walz the highschool data so we can pretend African's aren't child rapists.

Are we sure this is satire?

ill tell my kids this was mr.beast

Moving 10 cement bags per hour wore him out??? My teen daughter can do better than that. Snowflakes should NOT do construction work. Let them arrange flowers or bake cookies.

This is what they SHOULD cover on real news.

Muscle tears because he moved 34,000 pounds of gravel in two weeks?? Pah, back in my day if you were carrying less than 300 pounds of concrete on you at all times, working 24-hour shifts, getting kicked repeatedly in the balls, having cigarette butts burned into your bare skin, and stacking four packs of concrete bags on your back while climbing a hundred flights of stairs every day, you were only considered working a half day. Standards have fallen, it's now just soft hands that don't know the meaning of hard work

"The 2012 World Cup" Wait- but- that's not-

I can't even laugh at this, It's just too sad when it cuts back to rodrigo holding the card

the guitar music lmao

Nothing quite brings a smile to the face like satire. Enjoi your morning coffee.

If you do the math, Rodrigo made less than $3.00/h. That is… if the Onion decides to pay him.

Its a very accurate sim

1700 dollars haha

The funniest part to me was the “10 cement bags per hour”
Like that’s a lot. lol
It wasn’t even like mixing and pouring them….just carrying them. 😂