Grease (Teaser) – This Aged Great!
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Every Monday and Friday, stand-up comedian Ben Moore defends a movie from the past that hasn’t aged well, while explaining the plot to his much younger friend Jordan Elias (who hasn’t seen it). Hilarity ensues.
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@JustinSevenTwo
March 12, 2026 at 2:34 pm
Greased lightning is probably the horniest song ever sung in a PG movie… Tarantino may have actually lifted the expression 'pu$$y wagon' from these lyrics
@NotSteveCook
March 12, 2026 at 2:34 pm
Now I know what "burrito supreme" REALLY means
@JasonNaas
March 12, 2026 at 2:34 pm
I love where this one cuts off. "OK, so then…"
@yuukisama2001
March 12, 2026 at 2:34 pm
I must've watched this film like 5 times in the movie. 1 time with my teacher who brought me back when this film came out. Then I saw it again in 79 or 80s when it was brought it back to the theaters. My sister wanted to see it so badly, that when we got there she pretty much held us hostage. We had to sit there and watch the movie 3 to 4 times. Look I might have created a scrap clip book cutting out the movie ads, but I just wasn't that obsessed by the film. But seeing it years later on TV when they aired it one night on TV in the later 2000s, my mom and niece (who was little at the time) watched it, I could see why this movie was just a masterpiece. So I realized I never hated it because of how it left a huge impression on me.
@EndymionDeVere
March 12, 2026 at 2:34 pm
Check out the play version sometime. The movie is a sanitised version of the lyrics. They are way more explicit in the play. Not to mention the film also got rid of Rizzo’s mocking reprise of the song where she says “there’s two broken window panes, the seats of full of pule stains. You really are a clown if you think that i’ll go down in Greased Lightning”.
😂. Grease is wild. And I am pretty sure the moral of the story is that if you want true love you need to change everything about yourself, give into peer pressure, dress for the male gaze, take up smoking cigarettes, and put out.
The past was doing its best 😂
@ranpoolz
March 12, 2026 at 2:34 pm
😂
@stephyalysse
March 12, 2026 at 2:34 pm
So where are the full episodes of all the teasers? I can never get enough!
@stevehall5128
March 12, 2026 at 2:34 pm
Omigod Miley Cyrus's team stole the idea for the "Wrecking Ball" video from *Grease*?!?!
@tkay7950
March 12, 2026 at 2:34 pm
As a kid watching this, I misheard the line as “the chicks’ll scream”…
@FatherPatriot
March 12, 2026 at 2:34 pm
I'm pretty sure he says the car will be supreme in Gypsy Cream (the color they paint the car) 😆
@melissachase1649
March 12, 2026 at 2:34 pm
It would be funny if john Travolta said mr. Carter omg mr. Carter when he was a vision in the pool 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jondunmore4268
March 12, 2026 at 2:34 pm
Thought you might've hit the sexist lyrics:
"You know that ain't no shit / We'll be getting lots of tit in Greased Lightnin'"
"You know that I ain't bragging / She's a real pussy wagon – Greased Lightnin'"
@FrenkTheJoy
March 12, 2026 at 2:34 pm
Wow, Greased Lightning without the audio playing looks super fabulously gay.
@Bbbmurr
March 12, 2026 at 2:34 pm
What u forget is that they r 40 year old high school students
@cecilikhavlogs6738
March 12, 2026 at 2:34 pm
It's just terrible that Travolta stole the Grease Lightning song from the actor who played Kenickie. It's not even his role's car. Doesnt make any sense. Shows u how selfish Travolta is.
@ejj26-jj
March 12, 2026 at 2:34 pm
I watched this movie when I was 7. Did not get the adult references until much later…
@ejj26-jj
March 12, 2026 at 2:34 pm
He hasn't seen Grease??
@Mistwolfss
March 12, 2026 at 2:34 pm
Lol, i wanna see the rest
@bhhenry
March 12, 2026 at 2:34 pm
O my brothers, let me slooshy you a horrorshow tale, viddy well, viddy well—
It begins with a devotchka, warbling her aching yarbles out,
sobbing about her lubbilubbing for one John Travolta,
even though he's a real cal, a proper chelloveck with a rottin’ heart.
And lo, O my droogies, like a divine malchick risen from the watery grave,
there he appears, right there in the kiddie pool,
his mug bubbling up in the H2O like a spectral Danny Zuko,
a visitation from the Almighty Bog of the Silver Screen.
“You’ve never tried it?” she coos, eyes all wide and milky,
"Sing his name into a glass of water and he’ll appear,
right there, grinning like he’s about to sell you some snake oil
and an old jalopy that runs on the tears of virgins."
Meanwhile, Rizzo, a real horrorshow ptitsa,
goes gallivanting with Kiki—
all the young devotchkas and malchicks at Lovers’ Lookout,
a place where the nadsats gather for a bit of the old in-out, in-out,
until—CRASH! BANG!—enter Craterface, the acne-smeared prestoopnik,
this rozz-like bastard with a grinning rot,
who rams their trusty chariot and spits out his venom:
“That’s what I think of your car and your so-called shagfest, droogies! Ha ha!”
And off he speeds, leaving only the ghost of rubber and petrol,
leaving our humble heroes with a right bolshy mess of metal and shattered dignity.
But ah, my malchicks, despair not!
For the T-Birds are men of vision,
and they take to the garage like alchemists of the motor trade,
welding, hammering, conjuring magic from twisted steel,
and then—ah, then—it begins:
A song, a grand war cry to the heavens, a filthy hymn to their new god—
Grease Lightning!
O my brothers, they sing of speed, of power, of making the devotchkas—
yes, *cream*.
Cream, O Bog, the word lingers like a dirty sin on the tongue,
as Travolta descends from above,
lowered by chains like the mechanical archangel of the petrol apocalypse,
spitting his oily scripture:
“It’s Supreme, droogies. The girls will cream.”
And I, your humble narrator, sit in the back,
pondering this madness, this grease-slicked, sex-drenched devotion.
What is Supreme, I wonder? A title? A state of being? A secret whispered
by the High Priests of Taco Bell, where the nachos ascend beyond mere crunch?
No, my brothers, the past was doing its best,
clanking along the road, engines stuttering, hearts aching,
boys in leather jackets dreaming of a future that never came.
And we say—
leave it alone, O my droogies.
Leave them alone.
They were just doing their best.
@HeadbutKneecap
March 12, 2026 at 2:34 pm
So… these guys are just releasing teasers for videos and only releasing the full thing on patron now?
@MattyBGettingMoney
March 12, 2026 at 2:34 pm
lmao he said the girls will scream, but i like creme better lmao
@TherealHK-47
March 12, 2026 at 2:34 pm
They could’ve just as easily said “the chicks’ll scream” but no, he felt it necessary to specify that they’d foam like an overpriced latte
@ChachiTelevision1979
March 12, 2026 at 2:34 pm
No joke, whenever I hear the word “supreme,” I instantly think of sour cream—I always have.
@briandoczahm
March 12, 2026 at 2:34 pm
It's a terrible movie.
@joinsideke
March 12, 2026 at 2:34 pm
My mom saw Grease 13 times in theaters. As a result, I saw it countless times at home and can probably recite the entire fucking thing. I got Pavlov'd into liking it.
@antonyjharper31
March 12, 2026 at 2:34 pm
You need to do grease 2 specifically the bunker bit!
@peekaboots01
March 12, 2026 at 2:34 pm
Crater Face's girl was so beautiful.
@blackeneddove
March 12, 2026 at 2:34 pm
The Supreme leader with some cream on his head killed me 🤣💀
@tristandimitrijev3195
March 12, 2026 at 2:34 pm
Jon Travolta did the vercking ball before Milly Cirus.XD OMG on a car engine
@unncommonsense
March 12, 2026 at 2:34 pm
Other lines in the song:
"You know that I ain't bragging, she's a real pussy wagon", "You know it ain't no shit, we'll be gettin' lots of tit"
Had the record when I was a kid, it went over my head.
@vincentchungata6470
March 12, 2026 at 2:34 pm
“Everything whiter is better” 🤣😆😂
@MrsMuppet
March 12, 2026 at 2:34 pm
It’s a real 🐱 wagon
@MisterSynyster
March 12, 2026 at 2:34 pm
As a former Taco Bell Food Champion, Supreme means it has Sour Cream AND Tomatoes
@alexanderhikel2350
March 12, 2026 at 2:34 pm
Shit on grease all you want , but this and the Book of Mormon are still the only musicals I can sit through without wanting to eat a shotgun sandwich
@jjbast
March 12, 2026 at 2:34 pm
Making decisions in life about what's going to make girls cream, it's called being a man.
@nothingruler14All
March 12, 2026 at 2:34 pm
I hope there's a full episode on Grease coming up!
@madeleineskarratt
March 12, 2026 at 2:34 pm
at my school, for the grease musical sandy was a lot younger than our Danny, that poor boy is still gets called diddy zuko 😭😭😭😭
@nicolewood7957
March 12, 2026 at 2:34 pm
1:53 and yet we watched this for the last day of school EVERY year 🙃
@MR_LIPPET
March 12, 2026 at 2:34 pm
When I hear the grease lightning song i think of vinny vinesauce playing grease on WII
@seanmac9578
March 12, 2026 at 2:34 pm
I never realized how gay the Grease Lightning number was.
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