Band’s Hilarious Incident With Chicago River Costs Them Thousands | Tales From the Bottle
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This tour gave its passengers a real taste of Chicago.
“On August 8, 2004 over the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago, Illinois, a tour bus belonging to the Dave Matthews Band dumped an estimated 800 pounds of human waste from the bus’s septic tank onto a passenger sightseeing boat on the Chicago River below.
The resulting controversy led to more than $300,000 in settlements, donations, and fines. The band’s bus driver, Stefan Wohl, pleaded guilty to dumping the waste in March 2005.”
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August 28, 2025 at 5:45 am
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@nerissacrawford8017
August 28, 2025 at 5:45 am
I did cry laughing watching this! Thank you! [and bus driver]
@googlemishap
August 28, 2025 at 5:45 am
But when is Dave Matthews going to be held accountable for inserting shit into all our ears for a decade straight?
@sethgeezy
August 28, 2025 at 5:45 am
To be fair, the sax player for DMB was pretty badass.
@dustyt6226
August 28, 2025 at 5:45 am
2:30 AD on an 8 minute video is crazy work..
@Belladonna-x2c
August 28, 2025 at 5:45 am
Under the Table and Dreaming?
More like Under the Bridge and Screaming!
It's deeply frustrating that they prosecuted over pollution and damage to the state, but not for what they did to their victims. The cause may have been negligence rather than malice aforethought, but criminal negligence is criminal, and so the trauma the victims suffered and the damage to their property should have been treated by the state as a crime!
But there's a reason you almost never see a millionaire on death row, I suppose.
@HomebrewHorsepower
August 28, 2025 at 5:45 am
I like how the city and state collected all the penalties, not the people who actually got shit upon. Because, you know, the real victims were the city counsel members.
@albundy5719
August 28, 2025 at 5:45 am
When the driver was asked what he had been thinking, he replied, "Well, I was pretty stoned and was humming a CCR tune and I just, kinda hit the button while running on autopilot for the brain. :
@93MANIAC
August 28, 2025 at 5:45 am
I wonder if it was the same bridge where Optimus Prime killed Sentinel Prime
@RandomCronch
August 28, 2025 at 5:45 am
Learned about this from jacksfilms
@evano9867
August 28, 2025 at 5:45 am
2:53 It's bad.
@nightintheruts617
August 28, 2025 at 5:45 am
So everyone got paid except for the actual people that got a he actual shit dumped on their heads
@zawa322
August 28, 2025 at 5:45 am
Just shy of three minutes and I puked!
@tinashe3753
August 28, 2025 at 5:45 am
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@pzuliomaccavellion9711
August 28, 2025 at 5:45 am
Never look upwards with your mouth open!
@HuxleySabrina-u8l
August 28, 2025 at 5:45 am
Moore Thomas Harris Charles Martin Maria
@WillSmith-wg4hs
August 28, 2025 at 5:45 am
I never liked that band and this can be added to the list of reasons why.
@ainekosmanfred
August 28, 2025 at 5:45 am
Ratio of ad to video here is poor. Video should have been called “Grab Atlas VPN ft. Dave Matthews Chicago River Incident”
@Hiznogood
August 28, 2025 at 5:45 am
2:34 Actual video topic starts! Your welcome!
@griffinhall1312
August 28, 2025 at 5:45 am
Happy holiday to those who celebrate.
@darraghmckenna9127
August 28, 2025 at 5:45 am
Happy 20th anniversary
@SR4master
August 28, 2025 at 5:45 am
You know I was watching this on my lunch break… in downtown Chicago… in a spot where I sneak away to under a bridge… Kinzie st bridge…
@LlamaBobby
August 28, 2025 at 5:45 am
Dave Matthews dumps more shit on the public every time they release a new album
@johnnytelemundo
August 28, 2025 at 5:45 am
far from the worst thing theyve ever done
@geofftonks8960
August 28, 2025 at 5:45 am
Mate, that was 2.5 minutes of advertising to start a 7.45 minutes video, and then some more on the back end. What The?
@colombianguy8194
August 28, 2025 at 5:45 am
So the bus Si cagó en Chicago (spanish pun) 😂
@Rayman1971
August 28, 2025 at 5:45 am
Why!!! Why would you empty your black tank on a bridge?!?!!?!?
@SnakeMC96
August 28, 2025 at 5:45 am
Haha. I'm sorry for the people, but this shit is too funny XD
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August 28, 2025 at 5:45 am
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@cr76802
August 28, 2025 at 5:45 am
Lmfao.. 🤣🤣
@Sammie1053
August 28, 2025 at 5:45 am
This could be the topic of a whole other video of yours (if it isn't already) but the Kinzie Street Bridge is cursed
Not only is it connected to the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident, it's also connected to the "Chicago Flood". At some point some new pilings were being drilled into the riverbed under that bridge and one accidentally punctured a series of Ghostbusters 2-ass underground tunnels that were used to deliver coal to Chicago skyscrapers in the 1900s. The river poured into the breached tunnel and flooded every major pre-1970s basement in downtown Chicago. Millions upon millions of dollars in damages.
@devious187
August 28, 2025 at 5:45 am
Anytime you have a bad day, think of this story and realize how shitty your day could REALLY be
@joshuapatrick682
August 28, 2025 at 5:45 am
wait so DMB covers dozens of people in piss and shit and has to pay the city for it, not the people they actually likely scarred for life by doing it? fucking bureaucracies man…
@joshuapatrick682
August 28, 2025 at 5:45 am
a 90 second ad read on a 7 minute video? youtube really is the scum of the Earth.
@markysuperbike
August 28, 2025 at 5:45 am
Shitcargo
@saucy427
August 28, 2025 at 5:45 am
I did indeed raw dog this video
@_FATHERR
August 28, 2025 at 5:45 am
What a shitty place to be at
@ivyfoo502
August 28, 2025 at 5:45 am
GWAR <3
@crazypete3759
August 28, 2025 at 5:45 am
gotta love the system. 18 months probation… $10,000 in fines to the river environmental organization, $50,000 donated to the same organization and another $50,000 to the Chicago park district and $200,000 paid to the state. Wonderful, total of $310,000 … tell me again how much of that went to the people who got the "human waste" dumped all over them?!?!?
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