Neutered Himself With Rubber Bands – Tales From the Internet

1. 

   @paul35ism

   August 9, 2026 at 11:14 pm

   Unskippable title

2. 

   @Elriuhilu

   August 9, 2026 at 11:14 pm

   Castration is cutting off the testicles, when you remove the penis it's emasculation.

3. 

   @sz5682

   August 9, 2026 at 11:14 pm

   Huh, I've had ideation of becoming a eunuch due to sexual insecurities/frustrations (of which I've sought out intense psychological care for, albeit I've never brought up this specific ideation in a session), but goddam. The poor guy didn't even intend that to happen, yet his manhood is no more. And yeah, I can also attest the state of the American healthcare system is ridiculous lol.

4. 

   @overdosedeacucar9227

   August 9, 2026 at 11:14 pm

   He deserved it, the first IQ's number isn't higher that 2, even if you add the second number

5. 

   @andrewfornes5320

   August 9, 2026 at 11:14 pm

   I mean… They said if you can't impress a woman with size then learn a skill to impress her.

   Being a magician that can make important things disappear probably wasn't what they were meaning.

6. 

   @fantaex0tiic

   August 9, 2026 at 11:14 pm

   Damn… atp i would either kms or move to a different country and become a famboy or ladyboy or some shit like that but i think id rather kms but damnnn… big respect to the brother for being strong enough to return to normal life after this

7. 

   @DerpASherpa117

   August 9, 2026 at 11:14 pm

   I have used cock rings and silicone bands meant for only human male use and each one has a warning that EXPLICITLY says that you are to remove the band after no longer than 30 minutes, otherwise irreversible nerve and blood vessel damage can occur. Even when I've used one recently I noticed my dick turning purple and getting colder after only 15 minutes of wearing it (obviously, once I removed it, my penis returned to normal quite quickly). I am absolutely astonished that he had a banding device on for FIVE HOURS before he thought that he should remove it. I suppose the banding device didn't have that warning on it because it's specifically meant to do exactly the thing to the animal's testicles that the human version is explicitly warning about, but still that's wild.

   This was a harrowing story of stupidity and a cautionary tale that messing with sensitive nerves and tissues should be done very carefully.

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   @shrimpfry880

   August 9, 2026 at 11:14 pm

   my favorite part is that this is an adult human being with a romantic relationship, not a homunculus in his goon cave. and he did all of this so his gf could love their romantic encounters even more.

9. 

   @pianomirror4833

   August 9, 2026 at 11:14 pm

   A huge win for the deaf

10. 

    @m2894

    August 9, 2026 at 11:14 pm

    I'm sorry for the guy but holy shit you gotta be rlly stupid to do that in the first place. Natural selection at this point.

11. 

    @johnpearson1258

    August 9, 2026 at 11:14 pm

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12. 

    @TeaTimeTo

    August 9, 2026 at 11:14 pm

    Honestly I feel bad for him. He seems to be a really nice guy who just made a dumb mistake. Im glad he could come to terms with life without his member. Hope he lives a good life

13. 

    @wegssm871

    August 9, 2026 at 11:14 pm

    I legit fainted from this video, thanks man

14. 

    @Hey_Internet_guess_what

    August 9, 2026 at 11:14 pm

    First 40 seconds had me dying for the end

    Edit: 😢

    Edit: Escuze me, growing WHERE, YOU SAY?!

15. 

    @roku3216

    August 9, 2026 at 11:14 pm

    How was urine escaping!?

16. 

    @zeroandzero1169

    August 9, 2026 at 11:14 pm

    Why can't he grow a new one on his arm?

17. 

    @RabidlyTaboo

    August 9, 2026 at 11:14 pm

    16-18 I actually cried.

18. 

    @nomalthenomal

    August 9, 2026 at 11:14 pm

    legendary ahh story

    action, tragedy, love, betrayal

    ts got it all

19. 

    @Awsometenna

    August 9, 2026 at 11:14 pm

    how is this actually making me cry, like yeah, someone got their dong castrated, but the guy managed to survive as a man, this is beautiful, thanks you whang for this video. this story is amazing

20. 

    @briandavenport8971

    August 9, 2026 at 11:14 pm

    I've seen many pics of dudes that used rubber bands to remove their sausage. You can find them on gore sites.

21. 

    @45Gunner556

    August 9, 2026 at 11:14 pm

    Ah hell nah

22. 

    @dumbbirdwayne

    August 9, 2026 at 11:14 pm

    “I bought this for the video”
    SURE buddy, I’m SURE you’re 100% not banding your Whang! Off camera 😏

23. 

    @Cumlet

    August 9, 2026 at 11:14 pm

    We went dickless for Michael Chiklis

24. 

    @ButterestManAlive

    August 9, 2026 at 11:14 pm

    This poor stubborn man turned himself into a Eunuch. I feel so bad for this guy.

25. 

    @salamiskeleton8704

    August 9, 2026 at 11:14 pm

    I feel physical agony

26. 

    @GlassesnMouthplates

    August 9, 2026 at 11:14 pm

    The fact that some people really think they have a lower pain tendency than a livestock animal scares me.

27. 

    @Poooghost

    August 9, 2026 at 11:14 pm

    Justin plz dont get curious and harm your cylinder with that bander now

28. 

    @genericusername.99

    August 9, 2026 at 11:14 pm

    This video made me genuinely nauseous

29. 

    @ruthshere9468

    August 9, 2026 at 11:14 pm

    Needs more threads "hopital"

30. 

    @auxilotl

    August 9, 2026 at 11:14 pm

    This is beautiful.

31. 

    @localmoron916

    August 9, 2026 at 11:14 pm

    Holy shit, I actually started feeling pain reading that, fuck penile modifications; I'll just work with what I have.

32. 

    @Mothworx

    August 9, 2026 at 11:14 pm

    I genuinely feel bad for the guy, but I really don’t understand the whole “ummmm sorry I’m not PERFECT and I made a mistake” aggressive argument he made. Like… you went out of your way to use a castration device on yourself, you CHOSE to do that. You mutilated yourself, unforced error, and now you’re pissed at people on the internet for making fun of you for mutilating yourself. The tiniest amount of research or even basic thought could have prevented you from making this mistake. Or just like using your brain for 2 seconds.

33. 

    @wavytoad

    August 9, 2026 at 11:14 pm

    6:22 Dude made a Dr appointment instead of going to the ER 😂 I'm sorry but he didn't deserve to keep it at this point

34. 

    @LaserDroid

    August 9, 2026 at 11:14 pm

    Guys who mess with rubber bands 😂 Do you wanna have a bad time?

35. 

    @MichaTheLight

    August 9, 2026 at 11:14 pm

    Wtf if that is for real and not master trolling which very likely cause the pain has to be tremendous so for me this must be a troll. 8:30 What!? Were the pics checked fpr photoshop / AI ? For the chance for it to be real
    1. why ppl are not making a test at an inanimate object to see what the effect of whatever body modification is planned will be
    2. Why they dont think abt how to remove quickly in a few seconds what ever they plan as body modification.
    3. And to be aware abt what are the ultimate danger signs like getting getting cold or numb are and to act immediately.
    4. For this case there are specific penis rings for men

36. 

    @rafa_br34

    August 9, 2026 at 11:14 pm

    If you're gonna use it, at least use it properly lmao.

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