The First Guy To Ever Be In Witness Protection
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@yarrlowbeard
July 24, 2026 at 8:39 pm
I laugh out loud at every video you post. I don't watch them, I just laugh at you posting videos.
@tannerrussell7437
July 24, 2026 at 8:39 pm
Richard Enmiaz is wild 😂😂😂😂
@vukilenkumbesi3558
July 24, 2026 at 8:39 pm
Yeah take your chances buddy…specializing with beans and asparagus is mad nastywork
@vukilenkumbesi3558
July 24, 2026 at 8:39 pm
I see the blonde trend is still on😂🤣
@Archie-gnu
July 24, 2026 at 8:39 pm
witness protection for what?
@neph6098
July 24, 2026 at 8:39 pm
The Naked Gun level of humor 😂😂😂
@phyrexianjudgement
July 24, 2026 at 8:39 pm
Barely an inconvenience
@JohnDoe-sj3ng
July 24, 2026 at 8:39 pm
This is Ryan telling us he's in witness protection because when have you ever seen him record outside?
@hellojari07
July 24, 2026 at 8:39 pm
lol
@mementomaestri
July 24, 2026 at 8:39 pm
First guy to make a toilet up next.
@agentm10
July 24, 2026 at 8:39 pm
In this video, rich guy joins The Police Squad
@rjdaire38
July 24, 2026 at 8:39 pm
Never did I think that a comedy skit would make me realize the outlandishness of something that seemed so normal from my childhood
@joshbobst1629
July 24, 2026 at 8:39 pm
I'm trying to figure out what Ryan did here to make himself look so much like a fed. Even his nose looks different, more fed-like and WASP-ey.
@dante224real1
July 24, 2026 at 8:39 pm
nobody out there hasn't seen Samwise kill the epic monster Shelob the spider queen
@MrOsacrash69
July 24, 2026 at 8:39 pm
😂
@houseofhas9355
July 24, 2026 at 8:39 pm
If Ryan was in witness protection. He's cover would be exposed because of the confident lesbian hair in all his identities.
@brianboxer1193
July 24, 2026 at 8:39 pm
ChadGPT, about half the cost, and works mostly okay, sometimes.
@JallenMeodia
July 24, 2026 at 8:39 pm
I just remembered I got paid today and needed to pay off my credit card. Thank you ominous threat to a Ryan George character for saving me outrageous interest rates!
I probably would have remembered tomorrow but still.
@Qrofol
July 24, 2026 at 8:39 pm
This video cured my depression that I didn't even know I had.
@joelellis7035
July 24, 2026 at 8:39 pm
For a while there it seemed like Ryan was committed to having the fake mustache slowly fall off during the skit. So disappointing!
@creepycraiyons3519
July 24, 2026 at 8:39 pm
My Uncle was a US Marshal. He had that exact mustache.
@The-Offical-DonnyD
July 24, 2026 at 8:39 pm
When will 90s time travel continue
@QuartetofCrickets149
July 24, 2026 at 8:39 pm
I literally do collect bugs as a hobby
@OBSELITIST
July 24, 2026 at 8:39 pm
It's hard to imagine Ryan playing a different role, but I think he'll do great.
@Indisposable_Skull
July 24, 2026 at 8:39 pm
Every comment on the open comments button for some weird reason just soils the skit!
Why????
@ZacharyEllwood
July 24, 2026 at 8:39 pm
Acquiring an unbelievable medical debt?? Now THATS…. Super easy, barely an inconvenience oh yeah baby i got it!
@pmcKANE
July 24, 2026 at 8:39 pm
Who the fuck is Frodo?
@SunriseCulturePodcast
July 24, 2026 at 8:39 pm
The Monty Python is strong with this one darth breathing noises
@Bleepbleepblorbus
July 24, 2026 at 8:39 pm
Idea: The first guy to eat spicy food
@DixieBrown-i1i
July 24, 2026 at 8:39 pm
Not intentionally, no. Lol
@indigetes
July 24, 2026 at 8:39 pm
it that mustache velcro?🤣
@pushin40k
July 24, 2026 at 8:39 pm
If the 401 is mentioned, this guy's screwed lol
@Devious_Reviews
July 24, 2026 at 8:39 pm
Now to understand the mindset of the guy who invented single (more like ¼) ply toilet paper. No sane human being could've looked at TP so thin we could see through to the other side and thought "yeah, good enough" … just as long as whoever is using it wraps up 15 feet worth around their hand/arm.
@Z2Wolf
July 24, 2026 at 8:39 pm
My question is what kind of job/life did this guy have before he became a witness, if he's underqualified for bathroom attendant.
@bg.dragon1419
July 24, 2026 at 8:39 pm
To be fair I would also try my luck with the criminals…..
@lusoverse8710
July 24, 2026 at 8:39 pm
Not so sure about Ryan's Trump-adjacent hair tint.
@reverseflashplays8615
July 24, 2026 at 8:39 pm
Did the soup just end up drowning the store and their owners dead?
@Giran_0
July 24, 2026 at 8:39 pm
Wait did he go? if not, than he's not the first
@Giran_0
July 24, 2026 at 8:39 pm
Jack Driscoll: 5 magazines on backup
@animationcool-i2h
July 24, 2026 at 8:39 pm
1:05 "if they kill me im gonna have a hard time getting over that"
@phenyotsatsinyane2351
July 24, 2026 at 8:39 pm
😂😂 his fake moustache slowly falling off to reveal his real one underneath 😂😂
@networklinebacker
July 24, 2026 at 8:39 pm
Move him to Mexico
@Thecuratorstv
July 24, 2026 at 8:39 pm
-must gonna be difficult not being recognized
-actually,it’s super easy ,barely an inconvenience
-oh really
@amberfittler
July 24, 2026 at 8:39 pm
2026 Aeroplane 😂❤