Last-Ever Global Warming Report Released For Posterity
The World Meteorological Association gathered one final time today to once again warn humanity about ever-increasing global temperatures before finally hanging it up for good.
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@rafaelfanjul5402
July 18, 2026 at 12:59 am
This is the most depressing satire I have seen
@edhuber3557
July 18, 2026 at 12:59 am
Well, they milked AGW for all they could. They yanked that tit bone dry.
@Justhappybeinghere
July 18, 2026 at 12:59 am
Sure. End of civilisation. But for a brief shining moment, fossil fuel companies had record profits.
@darkglaive
July 18, 2026 at 12:59 am
Can we please get this anchor a new hair cut
@nicolasjochem1814
July 18, 2026 at 12:59 am
true story bro
@MD-Coin
July 18, 2026 at 12:59 am
Was this filmed 10 or more years ago? Or is it being released ironically now that climate hysteria is dead?
@ClifftopTragedy
July 18, 2026 at 12:59 am
Climate change has gone away in favour of data centers- like COVID went away to make room for Ukraine. Can't have too many once in a lifetime crises happening every week.
@russellharrell2747
July 18, 2026 at 12:59 am
Was that a Chelsey Clinton?
@GonzoFumbleficker
July 18, 2026 at 12:59 am
Australia has a former prime minister who delights in eating raw onions publicly … an onion a day!
@billybunter5575
July 18, 2026 at 12:59 am
its to late where at tipping point listen to David Attenborough
@LordVulkanOfNocturne
July 18, 2026 at 12:59 am
Holy shit i did not expect them to be getting married that is not where i expected that to go.
@plyric
July 18, 2026 at 12:59 am
Welcome to the end of humanity, courtesy of the greedy, motherfking, WORTHLESS billionaires whom don't give a damn about anything but their next super yacht.
@54321333
July 18, 2026 at 12:59 am
lol 😟
@dogofwar6769
July 18, 2026 at 12:59 am
Well it would help if organizations like NOAA hadn't been caught faking data for the better part of a decade. Guess they didn't think anyone would actually read the weather station audit reports. People found out that about 95% of the weather stationers were set up in a way to report higher temperatures than that they were in reality. Fun little tricks like putting the sensor right next to the building's HVAC exhaust. Or putting the sensor on a pole in the middle of a large parking lot.
@thetobyntr9540
July 18, 2026 at 12:59 am
it's too real, I was planning on moving into a septic tank to avoid the heat
@Stagnant_Rivers
July 18, 2026 at 12:59 am
The end of an era…
I’m sad to see it go but also happy for them! I wonder if they’re going to go live on the mars colony now?
@DoctorBatmanMD
July 18, 2026 at 12:59 am
Charlton Heston screaming on a beach somewhere.
@chiguireespacialespecial
July 18, 2026 at 12:59 am
I collected my pot of sacrasm, now to dump it in a big black hole! I think im not white washing
@christianrusso128
July 18, 2026 at 12:59 am
Absolute fucking gold lmao
@TVTruther
July 18, 2026 at 12:59 am
You had a good run, some made millions/billions out of the fearmongering but I am most upset that Al Gore and Greta didn't attend this…
@pep-rz1gp
July 18, 2026 at 12:59 am
Are these the clows who were preaching the world would end by 2025 in 2010s 🤡
@sofamiller7133
July 18, 2026 at 12:59 am
Wouldn’t that be amazing, if they just stopped with this BS the way they had to drop the “global cooling” hoax.
@RaadVonMambles
July 18, 2026 at 12:59 am
Climate change was a tiny hat lie.
@rweek9251
July 18, 2026 at 12:59 am
this will blow up 15 years from now,
hi youtube 2041 ✌🏻
@KeeperOfDown
July 18, 2026 at 12:59 am
“ we didnt had the most attention we hoped for”. Because its a big scam for money. Look how they are just a bunch of fuking actors…. 😂😂😂
@KosherBBQ271K
July 18, 2026 at 12:59 am
Global warming ?? But I don’t like the cold anyway! Hoorah! 🇺🇸
@BananaDope
July 18, 2026 at 12:59 am
I clicked this without noticing it's the onion and was like: "They solved Global Warming??"
@ThatkidfromLA-e8z
July 18, 2026 at 12:59 am
It's already been nice hearing less about the "climate emergency" topic in the past few years, I wonder what they'll be onto next
@50043211
July 18, 2026 at 12:59 am
Finally! They were always such dire reading!
@UNUSUALUSERNAME220
July 18, 2026 at 12:59 am
I always like to remind the You Tube algorithm what my sense of humor is.
@thisisanaccountsee888
July 18, 2026 at 12:59 am
Don’t worry, there will be decades and decades more climate alarmist reports to come. Meanwhile China doesn’t give a single crap about climate change hysteria.
@nathangreen1360
July 18, 2026 at 12:59 am
Man versus nature, the road to victory. I was there. We did it guys.
@CJ-Immersive
July 18, 2026 at 12:59 am
But we’re shifting to renewable energy, right? Our overall greenhouse gas emissions has increased every year in the last twenty with two exceptions: the 2008 recession and the 2020 COVID pandemic.
@berndlauert4741
July 18, 2026 at 12:59 am
In another 10-20 years nobody will give a shit about climate change anymore, and nothing will happen.
@JustJulyo
July 18, 2026 at 12:59 am
Happy to know we lived on a planet
@LeoOostveen
July 18, 2026 at 12:59 am
Climate Change is the last and final religion
@lloydfromfar
July 18, 2026 at 12:59 am
Damn, I need a sceptic tank! Perfect for American tourist visiting! :p
@captainamerica_2026
July 18, 2026 at 12:59 am
Liberals lol.
@sylvianadinemoon
July 18, 2026 at 12:59 am
hahahahaha
we're all gonna die
@DarkSideChess
July 18, 2026 at 12:59 am
There’s a clock in union square counting down to 2030. It’s almost here and everything seems fine. So many alarmists out there. World population is reversing. This will all take care of itself
@jackiehannon308
July 18, 2026 at 12:59 am
That.nEngagement was so sweet until I realized it's because they don't think we have a future
@AmyBrock-t4i
July 18, 2026 at 12:59 am
Cause: complete destruction of the plasma layer with Obamas BRAIN and weapons.
@JS-oy6nn
July 18, 2026 at 12:59 am
In 2027 data centers will use MORE electricity than every single US household combined.
And you want me to believe global warming is real, when in reality it’s something much worse.
The magnetosphere is weakening, which will kill everything on the surface of the planet.
@NotMuchThanks
July 18, 2026 at 12:59 am
Made me cackle
@Jack908r
July 18, 2026 at 12:59 am
Sadly this is more accurate news than the actual news.
@graphixkillzzz
July 18, 2026 at 12:59 am
the problem is, there's nothing so functional, so effortless to use, so available, so easy to design and make than fossil fuels and combustion engines 🤷♂️
if it is more available it is less functional. if it is more functional it's too hard to design or manufacturer. if it's easy to make, easy to use, it's not available. if it's easy to make, easy to use, and widely available, it just doesn't make money 🤔🤷♂️🤦♂️
@yermanoh
July 18, 2026 at 12:59 am
how dare you
@alexcris-kh8yk
July 18, 2026 at 12:59 am
The Onion is still more trustworthy than anything Cnn has broadcasted in 20 years.
@tinagoli5375
July 18, 2026 at 12:59 am
i love (from a morbid curiosity) that “civilizations in the future” isn’t specified on whether it means some fucked up mad max/neo-medieval feudalist human pockets or, as in advanced non-human civilizations who hypothetically have the tech/skills to even translate human english/other languages. makes it more eery.