menu Home chevron_right
FUNNY STUFF

David Ellison’s Plans For CNN! & Get To Know Markwayne Mullin! | HIGNFYUS (MINISODE)

Have I Got News For You US | July 1, 2026



A Minisode from Season 4 with guests: Gianmarco Soresi & Jenny Hagel.

Join the HIGNFY panel and guests as they discuss: The War in Iran, Kristi Noem FIRED, everything you need to know about new DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin, what is “the allure of the claw”, how will the Paramount buyout affect CNN and Top Black Vampire rankings in Film and TV, the panel’s shocking taste-test, and who will explain caloric intake to Amber?

#news #comedy #politics

00:00 Intro
00:35 Are We at War In Iran?
06:21 Kristi Noem Fired from DHS
09:54 Markwayne Mullin Named New DHS Secretary
11:42 Kid Trapped in Claw Machine!
13:46 David Ellison – Future Owner of CNN?
15:46 Top Black Vampires of All Time
16:25 Shamrock Shake vs Crunch Gym
17:33 KFC Jelly Beans
18:47 Who’s that Baby?!

Like our videos? Subscribe to the #HIGNFYUS YouTube channel to watch the best moments of Have I Got News For You:
www.youtube.com/@hignfyus

Follow #HIGNFYUS everywhere else:
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@hignfyus
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hignfyus/
X: https://twitter.com/hignfyus
Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/hignfyus.bsky.social

About HIGNFYUS:
Have I Got News for You is a comedy panel show hosted by Emmy® Award nominee Roy Wood Jr. with comedians Amber Ruffin and Michael Ian Black serving as the HIGNFYUS team captains. The comedy series serves up a smart take on the news of the week through games that test panelists’ knowledge on the biggest national headlines. HIGNFYUS is produced by @HatTrickComedy for @CNN.

Watch more HIGNFY on the CNN app. Subscription required. Available in the U.S. only.
https://www.cnn.com/subscription

Written by Have I Got News For You US

Comments

This post currently has 34 comments.

  1. @CatalysisIcon

    July 1, 2026 at 3:32 pm

    Terrific show…good politics/info done funny.
    ADDENDA. Yes, the low con art of the cult still works, but. The koolaiders are slowly degrading at the less lunatic fringe. CRUX IS COMING; ACCELERATIVE DEVOLUTION OF TRAMP'S MIND, negative synergies becoming a 'chained reactionary'….itget?

    Once again, when RICO 2029 comes, reportage can get back to where it once belonged, to borrow a Beatleism. Caveat: some levity; serious intent. the SUPREMACIST COURTIERS are discussed below.

    "Trampoo does not want to be called dumb, primary meaning originally: unable to speak or remaining silent. !!!!!!!!!!

    "THE FACES BEHIND HIM on most recent rant-stage TELL THE WHOLE STORY. No, he is NO LONGER in front of his most loyal…there are fewer, and having to hear him NOW…

    Thank you. I tend to make jokes, and some will appear below. But here. Thank you; you have spoken, to paraphrase fictional Zulu Umslopogaas. From H Rider Haggard's "Alan Quatermain', 19th century. CRUX IS COMING. An UnAdVanced in the vulture wings…………. that said.

    "AOC and Whitehead, Schiff and Warren are in my mind for 2028. Crockett sure has Davy… Judy UnAdVanced, beat hollow. try moi.

    "Mommy Bin Salmy, Kimmy of the Love Letters, yes, bottom of cesspit sewer under flat rock…de-escalated down the fools' gold moving steps to 'H E double-hocky stix', crackers beyond the Styx, loons beyond the pale, tapeworms of parasites of blood-sucking sadistry… but… throw in XXXi and Vladdy Daddy the Re-Impaler, Puppette Meister, Puttin' on der Blitz fur Lebensraum… and a few more plutocratic/autocratic nations' Fuhrers…means leaders, >> Phew!roar.* try moi version: PS moi deluded too…think moi phunny.

    "Play WEIRDLE… means any valid/funny joke, pun, neologism, portmanteau-ism, fable, fabulousness about these diseased zomboids. Plus points for convincing why one, Judy UnAdVanced, is grosser than others, given that some arw truly insane/senile/delusional, and some are like twampoo decades ago…delusional about much. inflated egos, but semi-aware, conscious gleeful low con artisteS. ok. let's start itgetting:

    "ridiculous/horrible/vile. and a bit more. solution: RICO 2029; midterms for starters. Gitmo' convictions kray, in Ginnie's barges drifting off of, solitary, vegan, padded walls, no windows, no Windows, no air or hair conditioning, chamber pots emptied weakly, or Sam Salvador. BUT all in hearing of each other…same cell block or barge hold.

    We knew the second trump regime would be even worse and deteriorate into metastasizing negative synergies beyond rational calculation or prediction. QED. Quod erat demonstrandum…and is still being demonstrated. 32 months to go. Now imagine Judy UnAdVanced and Thiel in charge, instead of the klown klone and ElonGated MushBrain. There is one platinum iridium lining in the category 6 clouds: the magagaggers will be so thoroughly discredited that their dupes, dopes and unwitting victims, the magagagged, should be reduced to 20% at the 'end'. But senators last 6 years… and the lifetime judges… 2 bribed Supremacist Courtiers. One Kosby Klone. 5 perjured about Roe/Wade at confirmation, give or take. Aileen Cannon kept the monster mental midget racist sadist rapist grifter grafter grabber groper griper whiner thief low con artist traitor delusional megalomaniacal malignant narcissistic… thank you, Geo Conway and the brave psychiatrist coalition… DimAlt out of prison, his one 64th wit twititude fractionating like transFAT in tapewormy brain stem gone new clear critical…muddy waters. Bush's 'strategery' and Quayle's potatoed misspelling seem so quaint now. Nancy's astrology. Ron's zero self-awareness, the vileness of Nixon… sigh. Can't fix fax at Fox; efx, we fuxed. Citizens United. The algos, the tech bro Neo-Nazis…

    just sayin'. sigh. we thank you. FINE CHANNEL. Pauper/disabled/74. words are all moi has. Quote, early Bee Gees song, called WORDS. Added the 'moi' for I I Sir." I have just begun to speak. Rethanx, young person.

    ADDENDA: ON CLIMATE/HIGH TECH FUTURE FANTASY. When recoverable fossil fuels depleted…oil/gas first!… machine age ends forever. Windmills were wood..turbines, uranium, thorium…fossiled. If our populace was much smaller, we could transition into cellulose into charcoal into 'coke' slowly. but no. When tropics mostly unusable from heat and storms, ports from sea-rise…back to ever deeper, ever dirtier coal. Much is known and broadcast/printed…but warnings need more predictive breadth. PS Truth does not date, but needs additions and new contexts to complete toward truer truths. AntiTruth AntiSocietal forces are winning…Anthropo'scene CANNT be avoided. Whether we survive… unknowable. YET.

  2. @JDMimeTHEFIRST

    July 1, 2026 at 3:32 pm

    It's like pornography in that it's made by white men FOR white men.

    5:40 I guess they didn't want to give statistics of men who beat or abuse their wives (because it would be way higher) . . . guess miosgynists are afraid of the draft because a lot more men than 27% didn't vote for Hillary and Kamala and let fascism happen. Only when it affects THEIR lives . . . .interesting. Meanwhile, women have already been dying in this misogynist war against women

    10:11 any incompetent white man

    12:34 headline should be "Idiot Father neglects Children" Sorry, but only incompetent dads are having kids in danger. Notice the pattern. How about trading for dads to be a f&*king responsible adult

    Michael Ian Black is the only white straight man I trust. (if anything bad comes out about him, I take this back)

  3. @gwenfooteprints

    July 1, 2026 at 3:32 pm

    Kristi Noem refuses to leave the Commandant's home on the military installation. Noem is sharing it with Lewandowski. She said she will stay there, in spite of the REAL Commander needing a place to live IN HIS HOUSING on the military post. This is built and set up for the Commander and on the military installation for working from his house, in his house, at any time!

  4. @AmyLinley

    July 1, 2026 at 3:32 pm

    17:44 Wait, why is there no coleslaw flavor? Maybe that's the mysterious fourth color?

    Also, are these supposed to be served hot or cold? Cold gravy is just nasty… 😆😆

  5. @Josh-g1h9n

    July 1, 2026 at 3:32 pm

    Not all of us country music fans are Republicans and those of us with native American ancestry would be absolutely ashamed to be related to MarkWayne mullin

Leave a Reply





This area can contain widgets, menus, shortcodes and custom content. You can manage it from the Customizer, in the Second layer section.

 

 

 

  • play_circle_filled

    92.9 : The Torch

  • play_circle_filled

    AGGRO
    'Til Deaf Do Us Part...

  • play_circle_filled

    SLACK!
    The Music That Made Gen-X

  • play_circle_filled

    KUDZU
    The Northwoods' Alt-Country & Americana

  • play_circle_filled

    BOOZHOO
    Indigenous Radio

  • play_circle_filled

    THE FLOW
    The Northwoods' Hip Hop and R&B

play_arrow skip_previous skip_next volume_down
playlist_play