“AXE-ASSASSIN ALBERTSON” (Segment 4 of 5) — A Bad Lip Reading of Hamilton
Axe-Assassin shows off his dancing skills and sings “Nuts”
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“NUTS” LYRICS
You got wig-grade hair
Wizard body building’s gonna kick in
I’ll throw my nubs into your erotical skin
Baby, can’t you see that would be nuts?
I heard your parrot’s a dove
If I get cranky it’s like for months
Hey Miss Texas, right now
Are you a spy?
‘Cus like, that would be nuts
I tell you it’d be nuts
Young Jacques and Jean were so freezing
So they looked toward places to go which weren’t as frozen
93 times a year I’m a lumberjack of fear
I saw a hoo-ha in Paris
It was the damnedest thing, too —
Wait, what is that?
Ugh, I guess that would be a nut?
Can you picture nuts coming off if this swing fell down?
Can you?
Can you?
Can you?
MOWMP
MOWMP
They warn you, the stone creatures
You’ve got no power over time
Weep we do, when we see love lost to the tides
We bruised the wings on the imaginable
Our lungs sang guilt songs
(I miss your good night)
I see twin nuts on high
Twin nuts in the sky
Cue one of the dumbest sounds
00:00 Intro
00:10 See that? That’s dancing
01:04 What’s that in the sky?
01:18 Nuts
03:57 Guess I’m going to find the Peruvian oak
04:13 Stinker pain
04:52 Outro / Reprise
Thanks for watching, humans of Earth!
2022 — Bad Lip Reading
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@BadLipReading
May 16, 2026 at 11:29 am
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@gren8te319
May 16, 2026 at 11:29 am
0:25 friendship is magic!
@HENRYLOL123
May 16, 2026 at 11:29 am
3:07 "the stone creatures. You've got no power over time." Is this supposed to be referencing the weeping angels from doctor who? Wow, what an insane crossover ❤🇬🇧
@SaxonSable
May 16, 2026 at 11:29 am
everything i do is because of cheese brain. mine is gouda actually, which means if i can get my brother to lone me his brain cells im actually quite pleasant to converse with
@owlsmood2364
May 16, 2026 at 11:29 am
“Go away Albertson” “Okay byeeeee”
@arthurbristol1611
May 16, 2026 at 11:29 am
He did the porcupine, yes way!
@dempresentativeocrat7592
May 16, 2026 at 11:29 am
I mean to be fair, I'd also cry in the association of vermont… i mean voldemort
@TheBabasaly
May 16, 2026 at 11:29 am
How is this more entertaining then the Broadway show?!
@JabberW00kie
May 16, 2026 at 11:29 am
Two years later, and I’m still waiting for that wizard body building to kick in.
@moadeas
May 16, 2026 at 11:29 am
Whenever Hamilton is crying, it looks like he’s resisting the urge to laugh. 😆
@mcleanac3000
May 16, 2026 at 11:29 am
4:20– the funniest ever!
@bettylovesdragons
May 16, 2026 at 11:29 am
These segments are so golden, everytime I am crying from laughter and the songs lyrics are hilarious but the beats are so great! Thank you so much for your content! Good music doesn't need to make sense if it sounds good haha. Yes, even the "Cue one of the dumbest sounds" part is legendary, lmao. Absolutely love Sweet Fueling and its lyrics!
@BULLTRONHERO
May 16, 2026 at 11:29 am
RIP sweet Boom-Boom Henson. He’s been mutated, and now he’s confused.
@Justice420B
May 16, 2026 at 11:29 am
4:36 I'm howling!!!🤣🤣🤣💀🪦👻
@Spiderstan727
May 16, 2026 at 11:29 am
I love how Nuts is like a cranky Enya song
@fistfullcoronation3512
May 16, 2026 at 11:29 am
Biggest jumpscare in the whole series when they actually said "Imaginable…" okay technically not the write lyric, but it just suddenly DID sound right for a moment???
@AlcoVoz
May 16, 2026 at 11:29 am
The fact that i've never seen Hamilton probably makes this 1000x better. And now I'll never see it because it'll ruin my love for this. I've watched it at least 30 times. Your best BLR work.
@joshuawestfall9982
May 16, 2026 at 11:29 am
This is the best installment of all five
@cardboardcutout
May 16, 2026 at 11:29 am
“THE PORCUPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!! yes please!”
@cardboardcutout
May 16, 2026 at 11:29 am
“Cue one of the dumbest sounds…”
Axe-Assassin starts crying
@genderfluid_batman
May 16, 2026 at 11:29 am
"when i get cranky its like for months" same, axe assassin, same
@Theatress09
May 16, 2026 at 11:29 am
WHAT DO WE NEED? > 1:17 ! ☕
@Idid_exactlyasyousaidpop
May 16, 2026 at 11:29 am
0:17 He did the porcupine!
THE PORCUPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE
@Wowzababowza
May 16, 2026 at 11:29 am
I COULDNT STOP LAUGJING AT THE GEORGE WASHINGTON PART
@bobcat.cosplay7935
May 16, 2026 at 11:29 am
"well, i dont but you do, so how's that?"
"worse??😥"
funniest shit ever
@mortenstenberg5452
May 16, 2026 at 11:29 am
I was waiting in the bushes of love for this