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Republicans Stalling Obama’s Agenda By Speaking, Moving In Slow Motion

The Onion | February 24, 2026



Democrats charge that Republican members of Congress are preventing the passage of the bills by moving very slowly. (Aired 10/25/11)

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This post currently has 22 comments.

  1. @6-dpegasus425

    February 24, 2026 at 8:37 am

    And now the government is shut down for the longest period in history, the Onion is crying in having to make more and more insane stories to remain distinct enough from reality xD

  2. @mrgamer5524

    February 24, 2026 at 8:37 am

    Feels like an overreaction. He still scored the winning goal, and had had a brilliant start all things considered. 5 goals, 1 assist in 8 games is nothing to scoff at for a striker. Liverpool are competing in 4 competitions, he will get plenty of playing time

  3. @aftoknito

    February 24, 2026 at 8:37 am

    At least republicans didn't flee their state and committed a felony in doing so. The problem with making partisan judgements is that tomorrow your party will do something worse than what you mocked.

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