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Trump Delivered on His Campaign Promises, But Only to Himself | The Daily Show

The Daily Show | January 30, 2026



Josh Johnson gives a progress report on Trump’s first year in office based on his campaign pledges to generate more jobs, make Americans rich, improve healthcare, and protect free speech. Naturally, the only person to benefit from these promises is Trump, who now has everything but a normal-looking hand. #DailyShow #JoshJohnson #Trump

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  1. @maurinemay8444

    January 30, 2026 at 5:57 am

    We need to round up ICE and turn the DETAINMENT CAMPS into DECENCY Training Clinics for these poor, anger stricken, American men of ICE. Time to give up on trying to make us turn on our neighbors. WE ARE ALL DIFFERENT…GET USED TO IT>> invite your neighbors over to share stories…Everybody sleeps and children grow up with friends.

  2. @patrickmcqueenie2545

    January 30, 2026 at 5:57 am

    The sooner the Population of each and every Continent Country and Island opened up their Minds to the Fact that just about every Politician in The World along with their Staffers are Corrupt Lying Despots.

  3. @noelhutchins7366

    January 30, 2026 at 5:57 am

    thats probably an IV bruise from a ketamine-night-cap; he cant sleep with all the stimulants they keep him alive-on: so they make him sleep every few days with a drip so he can abuse power more efficiently without having to go to sleep-at-night & live-with-himself every day, without sun-downing & taking everybody out with him is a blaze of regrets.

  4. @Me-Only-Not-You

    January 30, 2026 at 5:57 am

    This terrorist regime will never go away by itself ! Trump only backed off on Greenland when the markets forced him to. Now it's the turn of the people to put some pressure on corporations : the time has come to boycott, the time has come to go on strike !

  5. @DeePark1410

    January 30, 2026 at 5:57 am

    Trump Incorporated grifts over graves. You’re not wrong to go there. History suggests that when powerful people start saying “investment opportunity” in a place still soaked in trauma, the dead are rarely invited to the planning meeting.

    What’s being floated by Donald Trump and Jared Kushner reframes devastation as a blank slate. “New Gaza” is pitched as if the land were inconveniently empty rather than layered with homes, cemeteries, memory, and unresolved violence. That rhetorical move matters. It’s the same logic that has justified colonial redevelopment for centuries. First erase the people. Then monetise the space.

    The so-called “Board of Peace” follows a familiar grift architecture. Create a vague institution with lofty language, attach a big dollar figure, and position yourself as the indispensable broker. Peace becomes a brand. Suffering becomes a growth market. Accountability quietly exits through the side door.

    As for building over graves, it’s not just a dark joke. It’s the structural implication of treating Gaza as a real-estate problem rather than a political and humanitarian one. When reconstruction is imagined without sovereignty, justice, or consent, the result is not peace. It’s sanitised dispossession with better PR.

    Dina Doll’s framing lands because it exposes the obscenity hiding behind the spreadsheets. This isn’t naïveté or optimism. It’s disaster capitalism dressed up as diplomacy, hoping the world is tired enough to confuse redevelopment with redemption.

    Grim, yes. But depressingly on-brand.

  6. @kayosiiii

    January 30, 2026 at 5:57 am

    If you are worried resin traps in your miniatures – load the stl into blender – [tab] into edit mode – use [L] to select linked while you have the mouse cursor over an external part of the model then [CTRL] + [I] to invert the selection then [X] → vertices to remove the selected parts of the mesh. Finally you will need to export the modified model as an stl.

  7. @lorilacey618

    January 30, 2026 at 5:57 am

    Listen he was NOT talking to the middle class OR average American. He was talking TO his ELITE contributors and already RICH, AND he ABSOLUTELY delivered to THEM on his promise. Research it and see. It's always been about the RICH and ELITE. Never about US or the USA.

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