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The Onion | January 24, 2026



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Pausing only to eat, the West Highland white terrier yips and yelps 24 hours a day, according to neighbors.

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  1. @Rubyofthedead

    January 24, 2026 at 4:52 pm

    Amazingly, 15 years later, the dog is still alive, and even more incredibly, is still barking. The family has, sadly, been confined in a padded, soundproofed cell at a nearby mental institution due to unrelated ongoing psychological stress. Luckily, out of a show of compassion, Taffy has been allowed to occupy the cell with them to comfort them during their homicidal outbreaks and screams of "Just die already you horrid little hellhound!!"
    Their former neighbors report being happy to not have to listen to that "tiny terror" anymore, while their current neighbors report their teeth picking up reception from government radio signals and many spiders crawling on their skin.

  2. @PerigeeParrot

    January 24, 2026 at 4:52 pm

    Only thing worse than a barking dog, it's owner yelling its name over and over and over again. Like STFU, you yelling their name isn't doing shit and hearing "Tucker! Tucker! Tucker!" outside my window is harder to sleep through than just your yapping dog.

  3. @Dclxvi6x3

    January 24, 2026 at 4:52 pm

    I can't understand why anyone would put up with that shit. My neighbor has chihuahuas that do that shit all night. They're literally driving me fucking insane 😡

  4. @vegannations

    January 24, 2026 at 4:52 pm

    Small dogs are still cute even when they’re angry. I want to cuddle with the furry cuteness with warm cozy fluffy cushions for few minutes every day but I don’t want to get the innocent furry cuteness spiritually contaminated

  5. @machineofadream

    January 24, 2026 at 4:52 pm

    This is my life right now. The neighbors bought a dog like this and they just let it sit on the front step barking at everyone all day and usually very late into the night. Can't leave my house without a dog barking in my face. Damn it.

  6. @DangErMous35p

    January 24, 2026 at 4:52 pm

    😅Lol, so true. I worked w/ an incredible amount of different dog breeds at a large kennel for years. If you want a dog to act as a home security alarm get a small breed yapper like a Welsh Corgi. Or a Chihuahua if you want them to nip the ankles too lol

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