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Tame Your Intensity

Joel Haver | January 13, 2026



You did the thing!

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  1. @jonahsebalius5012

    January 13, 2026 at 11:18 pm

    It's a show…about… the thing:

    "So what do we have so far?"

    "I say I have the problem, you say …I do the thing"

    "Wait, what? That's all we got? You know I can't do that…"

    "What do you mean you can't do that? You DO have the problem too right?

    "Of course I have the problem…but you know…can I do the thing?"

    "Yeah..well you do have a point there…I mean, I have the problem too but…when YOU have the problem, the problem becomes..can YOU do the thing?"

    "Yeah yeah see THAT'S what I mean! People, they go out into the world, they have the problem….and see THEY can do the thing! But if I'M the one who has the problem, can I DO the thing? Do you think I CAN do the thing?"

    "Can he do the thing? Can HE…do the thing? "

    "OF COURSE I CAN'T DO THE THING! ALL I SEE ARE PROBLEMS, PROBLEMS, PROBLEMS BUT NO, IF I HAVE THE PROBLEM I CANNOT DO THE THING"

    "He CANNOT…do. the. thing."

    Door bursts open…."So, what seems to be the problem here boys…"

    "Ah no, NOOOOOOO….isn't it clear? HE CAN'T DO THE THING…"

    "I can't do the thing…"

    "He CANNOT do the thing!"

    Later that day

    "So I saw my parents…and they know about the problem…"

    "No, NO, they know about the problem? You told them about the problem? Who told you to tell them about the problem? Ah, no, this isn't good….this is not good…"

    "I don't know…I had to….I had to tell them about the problem. Cause you see if I DON'T tell them about the problem, then I've got NO CHANCE to do the thing."

    "But I thought we established..I'M the one who does the thing….YOU'RE the one with the problem, but I'M the one who does the thing…"

    "Yeah, well…try telling THAT to my parents"

    " But see now, don't you SEE..now I'm going to have to tell MY PARENTS about the problem…and then I'll have to tell them about the thing..and then my parents will tell your parents…No no, this..this isn't good…this is worlds colliding here….problems, things…"

  2. @LogMeInGoddamnit

    January 13, 2026 at 11:18 pm

    I had a buddy back in middle school, did the thing, never heard from him again. I think he did the thing too much, or not enough, either way great film. Your films are amazing Jim.

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