Midwest Cheap

"I just buy pickles and the glassware takes care of itself." That's a joke, part of a bit, but seriously I do that. I'm like why throw this away when it can be used for so many things? No joke there. Have a old pickle glass right next to me drinking out of it. Another thing I did, my mom and I went on vacation. we stayed at a fancy hotel. the shampoo, lotion, body wash, all of the bottles were locked in holders so you couldn't take them. They thought that was going to stop me? I took a bunch of old pop bottles and pumped each one of them empty into the pop bottles. Still using that shampoo and conditioner. My mom told me she wanted the lotion and the hand soap so I pumped them into bottles for her.

I ended up with a shirt from a military arms convention. Action Arms Uzi. Uzi was in big purple letters on a yellow shirt. Best hand me down. And if you wear it to school within a year of 9/11 you get to see the inside of a cop car.

To be fair im almost certain that the feds already had me on a list for, allegedly, trying to commandeer a humvee at the age of 9.

I maintain not only my innocence but also that no one should just tell a kid that military vehicles dont have keys so they wont get lost. Just ignition buttons.

They uhhh, sorta kept me under armed guard after that. Which made sense given the next vehicle was an apache with like a half load of munitions they landed on the soccer field.

That’s a beautiful theater, you’ve made it baby!!

Childhood told by 90s kid. Looks like we were all poor.

Ooop! ❤

“That’s exactly what the TSA said.”😂

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