The First Toilet Paper Commercial
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@gummysnacksandknives9229
January 1, 2026 at 12:04 am
Scott toilet paper was one of the first brands of toilet paper out there and for a long time tge creators didn't put their names on it out of shame
They ended up advertising it as a way to prevent dysentery
@CreatureFeet
January 1, 2026 at 12:04 am
Was watching this when a friend came in and the first thing they heard was:
'That's worse! That's an even sicker person's faeces!'
Their expression was priceless.
@cheapworldtraveller
January 1, 2026 at 12:04 am
Next commercial projects: condoms, tampons, qtips, handkerchief
@dtczyk8976
January 1, 2026 at 12:04 am
I love the politeness of we’re gonna go with fluffy animals I think….. Wow, Tom, that was very daring to go for.
@ricaard
January 1, 2026 at 12:04 am
"Rough, rough, chocolate starfish" 😳😂😂
@TheManOfPenguin
January 1, 2026 at 12:04 am
They're so kind
@philipdavis3705
January 1, 2026 at 12:04 am
Interesting coincidence here, filthy anus is my rap name!!
@kiyomiku
January 1, 2026 at 12:04 am
"I'd like to wipe my butt with that animal's fur"
Man… Just visualize that for a moment… Grabbing a squirrel and wipe your butt with it while it screams in horror…
@johnalexir7634
January 1, 2026 at 12:04 am
Silver lining for these guys is they don't have to produce a maxipad commercial.
@rosem6604
January 1, 2026 at 12:04 am
We don't get TP ads in my country, I don't think, but I do have puppies or teddy bears or butterflies on mine 🤣
@crazysasha1374
January 1, 2026 at 12:04 am
"The Face of Defecation!"
@dws8901
January 1, 2026 at 12:04 am
Dude same my business always has this struggle. Btw this is a joke i don't have a business (")>
@ballsdeep6548
January 1, 2026 at 12:04 am
Toilet paper is tight!!
@titusmagnuseinuniversum
January 1, 2026 at 12:04 am
Ok great now i need to poop.
@johnevans8533
January 1, 2026 at 12:04 am
You filthy anus!
@VanillaSpooks
January 1, 2026 at 12:04 am
1:53 my cat does that
@tsb7911
January 1, 2026 at 12:04 am
Mr. Whipple solved this problem.
@hostandersson4301
January 1, 2026 at 12:04 am
I heard "my rough rough chocolate starfish."
While I was trying to swallow. Almost died. 😀
@evelynivy6124
January 1, 2026 at 12:04 am
Y'know, if aliens are watching Earth television and trying to understand humans from it, I bet they're very confused about what toilet paper is used for.
@NDX-01
January 1, 2026 at 12:04 am
His rough rough chocolate starfish ! 🤣
@chickentechno3410
January 1, 2026 at 12:04 am
I got a toilet paper ad right before this video
@QSQs-zf9hg
January 1, 2026 at 12:04 am
Isreal has the right to defecate itself
@radioflyer68911
January 1, 2026 at 12:04 am
I don’t know, have a store clerk warn customers not to squeeze it.
@joshuafieldhouse1405
January 1, 2026 at 12:04 am
Hear me out, same guys talking about how to promote the squatty potty after their success with the toilet paper deal.
@brynncess2228
January 1, 2026 at 12:04 am
The thumbnail made me laugh sm 😭😭😭
@diegomadera9700
January 1, 2026 at 12:04 am
"My rough, rough chocolate starfish." 💀
@TrendBetter
January 1, 2026 at 12:04 am
😂 best man on YouTube! Wow! Never thought about that – in such a deepness 😂 And I want to see your fluffy spot for it!
@danshive4017
January 1, 2026 at 12:04 am
How often does Ryan have to do dry cleaning? More or less than someone who wears suits for non-acting reasons?
@keelahrose
January 1, 2026 at 12:04 am
Please lord let me never think of Ryan’s “chocolate starfish” again as long as I live.
@ShitQualChan
January 1, 2026 at 12:04 am
White Richard Pryor…
(evillaugh)
@TheRockinDonkey
January 1, 2026 at 12:04 am
HEY DON’T SQUEEZE THAT!
@TheSmugFrog
January 1, 2026 at 12:04 am
Didn’t even get into the whole “our toilet paper is so soft it’s like wiping your ass with a baby” phase a lot of companies had. Seriously why were they using babies? Then they switched to the bears.
@ProfessorUmbreon
January 1, 2026 at 12:04 am
Wait, did that flower field thing actually happen, though? Like, is there a commercial like that??
@SpaceQais
January 1, 2026 at 12:04 am
as im getting explicit ads for hemorrhoids like explicitly real, to real to be barely an inconvenience.
@fokeyjo
January 1, 2026 at 12:04 am
Selling loo paper is barely an inconvenience!
@alissonvonderlane862
January 1, 2026 at 12:04 am
Using another color and consistency?!? Been there done that with the women sanitary products…
@EmeraldEyesEsoteric
January 1, 2026 at 12:04 am
Hehehe, I'm not a dumbass who wastes money on TP for his bungholio. I use a set of towels that I wash. The texture is better and I never get any on my hands, you guys are all fools. You are wasting money and contribute to deforestation. You might as well buy phone books and newspapers while you're at it. Yeah, all the people stocking up in 2020, are among the greatest idiots of all time.
@leonkennedy4061
January 1, 2026 at 12:04 am
bravo Ryan! That was fucking hilarious
@NJGuy1973
January 1, 2026 at 12:04 am
Fun fact: it wasn't until 1985 that the word "period" was used in a tampon commercial. It was spoken by an up and coming 21 year old actress.
Her name? Courteney Cox.
@linkheroofspiritsakatrains4812
January 1, 2026 at 12:04 am
Show the use being the mummy wrapping game
@BaconBacon
January 1, 2026 at 12:04 am
Hold on.. what if bears just really like it.. for like to reason
@peacefulhuman8725
January 1, 2026 at 12:04 am
What about that bear that likes soft tp?
@lastdayonearthmysteryman4849
January 1, 2026 at 12:04 am
Funny.
@alpharoo4251
January 1, 2026 at 12:04 am
Toilet humor is tight
@DivineFalcon
January 1, 2026 at 12:04 am
One of the major brands of toilet paper here in Norway is "Lambi". Guess what their mascot is…
@lisawilliams8180
January 1, 2026 at 12:04 am
Ruff ruff chocolate starfish
@bubblingbubztheklown5902
January 1, 2026 at 12:04 am
I always tell people I'm shoving their soul back into their body! And I say it in German cause that's just what my mom always said. 😅
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