ONN Exclusive: One-On-One Interview With God
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The infallible Creator of the universe sits down for an intimate eye-opening interview.
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@oksanamiller9830
December 13, 2025 at 1:48 pm
Half-tempted to send this to my Christian grandmother just to see what she thinks or if she'll 'eat the onion' instead.
@redheadredemption1573
December 13, 2025 at 1:48 pm
Bit of a diva.
@Yourkue
December 13, 2025 at 1:48 pm
I watch this every year
@CathleenDarigo
December 13, 2025 at 1:48 pm
"toolate"
@CathleenDarigo
December 13, 2025 at 1:48 pm
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@dorothybranch3731
December 13, 2025 at 1:48 pm
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@TheWolfPackNews
December 13, 2025 at 1:48 pm
Can someone explain the ending to me please? Is that time freezing? Then a tree of life blooming from his corpse? Or is that the lease of the camera breaking?
@CathleenDarigo
December 13, 2025 at 1:48 pm
Q: Does Any Male God exist that could save me from you?
A: PERISH THE THOUGHT
I DON'T KNOW
@CathleenDarigo
December 13, 2025 at 1:48 pm
The Mickey Mouse version of death is always better than reality.
@CathleenDarigo
December 13, 2025 at 1:48 pm
I hereby out myself as being considered physically insane according to the humans on earth. I cannot display myself in public – as past opportunites I attempted resulted in being inarcerated against my will in many, many mental institutions.
Perhaps you and you alone will find some sort of heavenly solace while watching the angel appearing as IF female, and the physical BIRTH of an innocent child BEING HANDED OVER to man "kind."
If I were that child, this would be The Mickey Mouse prophecy for actual physical eternal reality.
and you are
even worse,
and I Am
@CathleenDarigo
December 13, 2025 at 1:48 pm
Here is the least terrifying representation of the physical truth of meeting God after physical death.. Enjoy during life.
@yothiga
December 13, 2025 at 1:48 pm
I bet God is eldritch horror in real life.
@YellowSpaceMarine
December 13, 2025 at 1:48 pm
So many people in the comments believe this is real…. The Onion did it again.
@philojudaeusofalexandria9556
December 13, 2025 at 1:48 pm
Woah… I had no idea they finally got God on a recording!
@Qiyunwu
December 13, 2025 at 1:48 pm
First time?
@darthjekyll3648
December 13, 2025 at 1:48 pm
Now the guy has braging rights over job on knowing more……but at what costs?
@hedgedlusidity93
December 13, 2025 at 1:48 pm
Lol I'm cracking up at the cow giving birth scene!😂😂
@azraphon
December 13, 2025 at 1:48 pm
The fact that God showed up for the interview knowing this would happen probably explains quite a lot of the Old Testament.
@ecwpdx
December 13, 2025 at 1:48 pm
mmmm… peaches
@BasedPhilosophyMom
December 13, 2025 at 1:48 pm
That was rad…
@tomkatt8274
December 13, 2025 at 1:48 pm
god is non-binary.
@MorgadoElOriginal
December 13, 2025 at 1:48 pm
Actually this is pretty accurate
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