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Theo Von Talks to Caller With Friend on Meth

Theo Von Clips | November 1, 2025



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Excerpt from Sadie Hawkins | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #243
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  2. @Axioms_mirror

    November 1, 2025 at 3:26 am

    Guilty asf from Allison huh Theo? I can see it in your eyes. Real dad can’t love this 40th presidential take, babe. “Haha what a crazy fan” “the internet is full of psychos” “I’m just trying to help people where I can man” “I’ve been there” “just a comedian telling jokes idk why people take things and run with it” wrong one my guy. I actually know know. Poor poor Allison.

  9. @redfootedbear

    November 1, 2025 at 3:26 am

    i'm trying to overcome meth addiction and the drug is so insidious. its very hard to do it just every now and then. it didnt take long for my body to become physically addicted to it and getting off of it really is tricky. it becomes to where if you dont have it youre exhausted

  10. @kylewashington1841

    November 1, 2025 at 3:26 am

    My best friend from 97 in 5th grade was full on meth and steroids by 20 years old. Also one of the greatest trumpet players ever. Well he almost killed me racing a train. The only way to get away from a dude like that is fuck their girl.

  14. @veggiesarefruits

    November 1, 2025 at 3:26 am

    Oh, people ALWAYS downplay how often they do their drug of choice to their friends. If he's saying he only does it every weekend or every other weekend, he's doing it everyday. I'm a recovering addict/alcoholic and in order for us to FEEL like we're being honest and forthcoming, instead of like the liars that we are in active addiction, we often make up other lies to mix with the truth. "I smoke, but I still go to work everyday" (our friends don't know that we're being reprimanded at work and close to being fired). "I use but only on the weekends" (they don't know that those "weekends" are longer than they thought). "I'm not an alcoholic. I still provide for my family and pay my bills". They don't know that the family is falling apart, they've taken out a second mortgage, the spouses are fighting every night and the kids are seeing and hearing everything. His friend is absolutely lying about how much he uses. He's got a major issue and this guy needs to know that he's hearing 5-10% of the truth every single time his friend's lips are moving.

  25. @noahanderson1683

    November 1, 2025 at 3:26 am

    I was addicted to meth for 2 years. I was an alcoholic for 4 years. I was addicted to kratom for 2 years n fuckin kratom was the hardest for me to get off of. 😂😂 sober only for a month rn clean off everything. Meth always made my dick small.

  29. @luluruckus55

    November 1, 2025 at 3:26 am

    I have been smoking meth every day for over 4 years and it has honestly saved my life. I sustained a brutal closed-head injury in a car accident 35 years ago and it not only caused memory loss and PTSD but, I've been a raging drunk since. I thought my life was over because I could not think clearly or stop getting black out drunk every day.
    I am ABSOLUTELY NOT promoting it's use by any means however, I have never been more organized, thoughtful, and confident in my life. My mind is like a sponge now to the point I don't have to write appointments, dates, names, nothing down ever. I prioritize things and I'm never late on my bills, I even pay over now to offset next month's bill amount. My house is spotless LOL my clothes and dishes are neatly organized and I am so reliable now, my friends can't even believe it's me. It's like I have a conscience for the first time since my car wreck.
    The clincher, and the thing that makes me cry is, I was sitting on my bed watching television about a year and some months ago and I realized I had not taken a drink of alcohol in 6 or 7 months. After over a dozen voluntary stints in rehab and literally getting on my hands and knees begging God to take the powerlessness of alcohol away from me to no avail, I don't think about alcohol anymore and I've been off of it for going on almost 2 years. I honestly cannot believe that my obsession has been lifted. This whole story is bizarre but absolutely true.
    I'm a psyche major and I believe that we are all different chemically and the balance of our brains as well. I have seen people with brain injuries that do cocaine and it puts them to sleep. Or take xanax and they're absolutely wild. I wish I didn't do anything at all but to be quite honest, when I was drunk all the time, I didn't care about anything or anybody else but me. I am compassionate and kind now and I am completely aware of every move I make before I make it. I pay for my own habit and my best friends don't even know I do it at all. They think this amazing change has come from abstaining from alcohol. I guess the reason I'm saying this whole bit is because different chemicals affect different people differently. For some odd reason, meth absolutely saved my life from alcohol and got me back on track as far as working, being a friend, being considerate and being responsible goes. Again, I would never endorse it's use. It is highly addictive and punished to the harshest terms legally. I seriously discourage anyone from ever trying it because it is most definitely not for the faint at heart. Peace.

  31. @jasonsworld333

    November 1, 2025 at 3:26 am

    I did meth 4 yrs ago. My relationship was in the trenches my wife was a whore. She exchanged me weed for meth and i was an addict. Fast forward 4 yrs later. I own my own car, house, two businesses, am in school, and working full time

  33. @CarltonMasonNorwood

    November 1, 2025 at 3:26 am

    Theo Even talking about Meth makes him start sweating like as if he was on it. Theo Has one of the Greatest attributes of a story teller or listener. When he listens or talks He believes he is there in that moment. Whether be 10 years or 10 seconds ago.

  34. @CarltonMasonNorwood

    November 1, 2025 at 3:26 am

    What's truly love Theo's innocence. Is there a recovery alcoholic in addict? On the few things and people's that. I seem to be surrounded by consistently in sobriety or in use of substances is meth. Maybe it's just being from Tennessee. But coming from Memphis to Nashville to THE middle one between. It is destroyed so many lives and even to this day even though i'm recovered from a lot of the things. I'm not recovered from my next door neighbor accidentally Killing himself. I was six months over from alcohol but I was still in the Fog, bro, and there was so much going on. And so many people on meth around me. Felt so hypocritical as an alcoholic pothead pill head ect. I just did not smoke meth. I used adoral but I just cannot do cocaine, crack or meth. Because it was just the things that I had seen so much in Memphis. But when I came to the rural communities. I never seen a place you couldn't even find pot. But you could find meth at every corner and little. Did I know in a day frustration? That my next neighbor detoxing accidentally with her herself. Because I was going through an emotional time to this day. Almost 5 years later, I lived with a ghost and every night I talk to him or I yelled at him. And now there's all these Mexicans working next door and I can't even speak to them. And it feels weird to see a place that no 1's lived at for almost 6 years. Or someone died in be renovated. Not even be able to like, move on myself. Even though the house itself is changed. It's like I have blood on my hands. And I'm gonna burn in hell. Even though I didn't do it, it's still feels like it was my fault being sick and trying to be in recovery, but not being emotionally stable. And having someone next door to me. Why didn't know what's going through something? And wishing that I had known is the hardest part. I wish I could have been there to help him. I tried to help his wife. And she even left she told me to leave. I don't know why I can't leave. I'm so afraid and I can't get out of the boat. I'm scared this is where I'll be stuck. I'm scared that I'll end up just like my Neighbor. On top of that, all, I've had to move back in my 30s with my parents. Actually, I never moved out. I'm full of s*** still living with them but not drinking. The same time COVID was a doozy for everyone. And now the answer to fixing my mom's cancer diagnosis. And my father's long haul. COVID syndrome has been the same. Amphetamines… So now I have 2 mid 70 year old parents who have never gotten a long. Well, then, I've always been stuck in between. This silly game code dependency and trying to move all of my life and relapsing and coming back home. I'm extremely blessed to still have 2 parents alive. But now I have 2 parents alive and on. And feta means in their 70s whom I've never been. Drug addicts are alcoholics or even drank or smoke. To actually conservative Christians and its watching. People take drugs for the first time and me. Running around with a chicken like bro. My head's cut off, and you need to drink some water. Or you need to eat some food, and it's like these. People are running on 0 sleep 0. Everything, and it's just meth. M e t h I'm also not judging anyone who's on Adderall. Just some people shouldn't be on it. Especially long term. How long is short of it is? My dad is almost 80 years old. My mom is almost 80 years old and she's dying of cancer. My dad's dying of multiple heart attacks, multiple strokes, and they still want to continue a pace of life that they were living in their 50s, and somehow because of COVID doctors are like. Well, let's go back to nausea. Friggin's germany like the ss and just pump people for them full of amphetamines… I use dictate voice stinky for this cause. Honestly, I'm sitting out in the middle of a few. Try to hide from the last big argument. My bad for typos and everything but pretty sweet. Theo moved their national bro. I'm only like, an hour from Nashville. Maybe, but it's literally like no people. Nothing and the second you leave towards Nashville. Everything is thousands of dollars more. Bro like where I live people live in trailers. And do you don't even have broad band? And all the sudden, like 80 to a 120 miles away. People were paying like five thousand dollars for Studio apartments I was like yo. Nashville are ways was the nicer part of Tennessee being a mempian grown up my whole life. But now it's like you go to Nashville and can't even find a Tennessee in. It's all like west coast east coast everybody that has money coast peace out

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