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Nick Swardson Got Expelled From School Four Times

Theo Von Clips | October 13, 2025

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  1. @Ohboycommentsection

    October 13, 2025 at 1:57 pm

    Nick is in his late 40s bragging about being expelled 4x from school over 30 years ago. What a flex.
    He was totally that guy wearing 600lbs of denim pants, complete with a chain wallet with a crushed soft pack of Newports in 1 pocket or some shite.

  2. @jamesgordon7040

    October 13, 2025 at 1:57 pm

    I feel like every group of friends has the one friend that goes “rogue” and is a wild card & can do wild shit at any moment. normally they’re the same ones that can just talk to girls with ease & never gets nervous. later in life they’ll be sociopaths/psychopaths.

    edit*** never even knew Swardson was a comedian. just thought he was an actor. also never knew he was such a troublesome kid. been a fan of his since i seen him in benchwarmers. he’s so damn funny in that. he’s got the best character in the movie, being afraid of the sun & using a sword for a bat is funny as hell. the only times i laughed out loud & by myself was in scenes with him in them saying some dumb shit lmfao. he’s legendary.

  3. @jamesgordon7040

    October 13, 2025 at 1:57 pm

    Where i’m from you can only be expelled from high school 1 time. after that you can’t go to any school in the district. so you have to go to a special school with the other kids that got expelled.

    edit** if cars were able to stolen as easy as they were in the 80’s & 90’s i’d have caught a charge for that as a teenager. if Kia’s were easily stolen back then man, i’d have been fucked. loved stealing shit as a teenager/early 20’s. something about the thrill & adrenaline. kinda addicting

  4. @chadheydt8221

    October 13, 2025 at 1:57 pm

    I can't believe they expelled you from school for putting a sign on your teacher's butt when I did it to the 400-pound teacher at my school I only got suspended for three days😂

  5. @colewhitaker9682

    October 13, 2025 at 1:57 pm

    Dude I’m so glad I can relate to you in the auditorium 😂 me and my friend sophomore year exam week , there was nobody in there and we smoked a j in pitch black and just went to lunch best thing ever . School got locked down and brought dogs but nothing was there 😂 good times

  6. @jasonmilly3320

    October 13, 2025 at 1:57 pm

    He got kicked out for nothing. Maybe times had changed when I graduated (2012) or maybe it's because I went to one of the dumbest and worst public schools in the inner city… but smoking a blunt in school, putting a sign on a teacher's butt, pulling a fire alarm etc… you're not getting expelled, you're not even getting suspended. You'd just spend the rest of the school day in ISAP (detention basically, but during the school hours).

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