New Sony Nose Buds Allow Users To Blast Different Smells Into Nostrils
The Onion | October 11, 2025
Hailing the product as a revolution in smelling technology, Sony released its sleek new line of nose buds Monday, which will allow consumers to blast a variety of scents directly into their nostrils whenever and wherever they please.
@RadicalTek
October 11, 2025 at 12:04 pm
Any anal scents?
@farklefuster6876
October 11, 2025 at 12:04 pm
I was a little disappointed, I ordered a scent called “Athletic Dream “ and it smelled like dirty sweat socks.
@MsClaudiaDuran
October 11, 2025 at 12:04 pm
I low-key want this.
@ayushkhandelwal9382
October 11, 2025 at 12:04 pm
I didn't know Elon Musk got his ideas from 8 year old satire videos….
@angelohuakailiao7682
October 11, 2025 at 12:04 pm
This could be such a brilliant invention
@biggmackthewackslack6654
October 11, 2025 at 12:04 pm
Man I love new tennisball smell
@wildreams
October 11, 2025 at 12:04 pm
Can you smell crack?
@rgmcostarica1150
October 11, 2025 at 12:04 pm
Look a this, the new normality tool post COVID-19:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-DikluMrSs
@chado3000
October 11, 2025 at 12:04 pm
Not to be used in association with XXXmagazines
@chado3000
October 11, 2025 at 12:04 pm
I had them turned up so high I got an ear bleed.
@crypticraps
October 11, 2025 at 12:04 pm
This actually looks interesting lol
@ro4eva
October 11, 2025 at 12:04 pm
Foul Top 40?
@WanderingEndless
October 11, 2025 at 12:04 pm
So how long will we be waiting 'till Apple retaliates with their iSmell?
@jaycol21
October 11, 2025 at 12:04 pm
Apple could sell the @#$@% out of these things!
@Zekht9
October 11, 2025 at 12:04 pm
This headline totally excited me until I realized it was from the Onion. =/.
@Firepaw4223
October 11, 2025 at 12:04 pm
Now I'll finally be able to smell what The Rock is cooking!
@DARTHMOBIUS
October 11, 2025 at 12:04 pm
Classic or MW/Black Ops? Black Ops has the disavowed lable, that it cannot be confirmed or denied that you ever purchased or smelt it …….,
@DARTHMOBIUS
October 11, 2025 at 12:04 pm
Get on the bus to Tachoma…..
@Zompac
October 11, 2025 at 12:04 pm
I wanna smell call of duty.
@ObscureRaps
October 11, 2025 at 12:04 pm
Dro is going to be the #1 seller.
@blueoystercultforevs
October 11, 2025 at 12:04 pm
I wanna smell Ethan Hawke!!!
@mikeyoung7518
October 11, 2025 at 12:04 pm
APRIL FOOLS! THIS IS A TOTAL JOKE!
@adam2u
October 11, 2025 at 12:04 pm
what if u got em mix up
@6775077
October 11, 2025 at 12:04 pm
Nooosebud…
@ThatBigKid1
October 11, 2025 at 12:04 pm
Someone doesn't understand the onion
@CrazyItalian7469
October 11, 2025 at 12:04 pm
I would buy the fuck out of this.
@marco11flores
October 11, 2025 at 12:04 pm
Can you put cocaine in it?
@chrisbriarr786
October 11, 2025 at 12:04 pm
Why don't they make them smaller so you can put in there nose and make them wireless
@jackbandit2114
October 11, 2025 at 12:04 pm
I like the smell of vagina
@20Stephanus
October 11, 2025 at 12:04 pm
The sad part is that this will be a reality soon. I love you, humanity..
@planetary109
October 11, 2025 at 12:04 pm
Can I smell my own farts?
@rambi2222
October 11, 2025 at 12:04 pm
I need to get me some of these big boys!
@MarkQP
October 11, 2025 at 12:04 pm
the onion stopped being funny 🙁
@SM64now
October 11, 2025 at 12:04 pm
Appears that you don't know what a joke is.
@SM64now
October 11, 2025 at 12:04 pm
No, paudeline PMed me asking me to try hard on his mom. He than told me not to reply to that comment here.
@duchyofwarsaw
October 11, 2025 at 12:04 pm
I wish that technology existed, as dumb as it would look like.
@phoenixliv
October 11, 2025 at 12:04 pm
What an ideaaaaaaa, if only it were feasible!!
@thedevo01
October 11, 2025 at 12:04 pm
no urs >:(
@SM64now
October 11, 2025 at 12:04 pm
On your mom? K.
@paudeline
October 11, 2025 at 12:04 pm
Try harder.
@MaxTehPuker
October 11, 2025 at 12:04 pm
whay is onion not happy D:??
@SM64now
October 11, 2025 at 12:04 pm
I thought this was real so I went to:
Best Buy
Future Shop
WalMart
Every employee was laughing their heads off.
@HSOUIXZ
October 11, 2025 at 12:04 pm
NO! No Coke. Pepsi!
@5starburrito
October 11, 2025 at 12:04 pm
no i already got mine
@SamuraiMaxAlot
October 11, 2025 at 12:04 pm
WOW. THE IRONY. I watched a saline sinus something add before this vid…
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