USDA Replaces Food Stamps With One Giant Rutabaga
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@JessBurns-g5v
September 26, 2026 at 3:26 pm
Definitely not a collection rabbits in a man suit: now now let’s hear them out on this one
@metal_pipe9764
September 26, 2026 at 3:26 pm
Giga rutabaga
@Donna-i6i4j
September 26, 2026 at 3:26 pm
Wealth fare is harming the people more than welfare.
@Ziga-Zoul
September 26, 2026 at 3:26 pm
Fake
@May-s2z3j
September 26, 2026 at 3:26 pm
Gawd, what i wouldnt do to see a public taxing of a billionaire and witness all their green just flowing in the street.
@johnlangevin708
September 26, 2026 at 3:26 pm
This is very tempting but I'm not gonna break the 'Rollins Diet'. I have lost so much weight I can't even stand up.
@blockhead391
September 26, 2026 at 3:26 pm
who's going to pay for the rutabaga? US!!!
@Foofle
September 26, 2026 at 3:26 pm
Odd squad type beat
@Desavenencia
September 26, 2026 at 3:26 pm
Taxed!? We need a ballroom in every companies doorstep, to protect these Innocent legacy billionaries from concealed IRS inspectors! Sensible tax control now!! This did not happen when Blimps were allowed to fly between penthouses… Damned Socialists & their Grenhouse Gases taxes!! Hows wealth going to trickle down with one less trustfund born at the top!? Think of the Nepobabies!!!
@Jaxxe100
September 26, 2026 at 3:26 pm
IS THAT A PVZ2 REFERENCE
@desperado_llc
September 26, 2026 at 3:26 pm
This is Turnip28
@faelynnwinters2874
September 26, 2026 at 3:26 pm
At least Neopets gave us an omelette.
@BryanPetitt
September 26, 2026 at 3:26 pm
It just got recalled for being contaminated with uranium or some sht.
@Gorthok-u3w
September 26, 2026 at 3:26 pm
The real joke is the Top News line.
@XzoahX
September 26, 2026 at 3:26 pm
That's clearly a turnip.
@o4ktr33123
September 26, 2026 at 3:26 pm
That's not a rutabaga — it's a turnip.
@enjolras76
September 26, 2026 at 3:26 pm
What what WHAT?!?!?!?! A billionaire DRAGGED and……….and………………TAXED?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? this is un-American. #onlyinamerica #magats
@animir7631
September 26, 2026 at 3:26 pm
Rutabaga queens lulz
@rg2929
September 26, 2026 at 3:26 pm
I need this today, thank you for the layer.
@Steampunkkids
September 26, 2026 at 3:26 pm
1:04 Wait, is that THE Gregory Dawson? If so, I’m so happy to see him as a panelist on the Onion again. It’s been too long!
@Kiritamati
September 26, 2026 at 3:26 pm
AI is gonna cook all of us at this point
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