The Case of the East Bay Killer

joel your lighting skills are incredible.

Shaking and crying, can't believe Jeff Lyne was the East Bay Killer

At “HE WOULDNT LIE TO ME” I literally exploded

Hahahaha!

This was incredibly enjoyable 🤣🤣😁😁

Joel, please make a full length noir movie

A film composed of headshots. And it was compelling!

Keely has ruined fingers for me, almost as much as Elden Ring has. ☠️

Such an underrated Joel video

At first I read, “The case of the eBay killer” and was thoroughly interested

I find myself coming back and rewatching this video time-to-time it's truly underrated in my opinion and probably one of my top five Joel Haver videos

These are GREAT! Also love your distressed damsel acting. XD

Alt Ending:

The phone. It rings.

The Chief, he answers it.

"Yes…uh huh…yeah, whatd you find out-wait, he's WHAT?! Are you freaking kidding me here, God Dammit, and they just released the news to the press."

He slams the phone, and paces angrily,

"Aahhhh, the mayor's gonna have my balls in a vice for this…."

His rage surmounted, he directs his wrath to the closest thing he had to a son.

"KEELEY!" , the chief roared, "That was the city morgue…turns out that 'killer' you caught wasn't the killer at all! He didn't have a birthmark on his penis the size of a penny, it was just a clamidya scab on his penis, the size of a penny! A scab, Keeley! A DAMN SCAB, PENNY SIZED!"

"B..b…but chief, what's wrong about that?"

"IT MEANS, KEELEY, THAT YOU GOT THE WRONG GUY, KEELEY. YOU GOT THE WRONG GUY, WHO FRIED TONIGHT INSTEAD OF THE KILLA, KEELEY"

"Wait, no…sir, wasn't me that got him, it was the rookie, yeah! I was too busy at home, pleasing my wife!"

"But you never lie to me Keeley. YOU'D NEVAH LIE"

The rookie, seeing his rival caught in his own trap, maintains composure yet smartly exits the office.

As he walks down the stairs of the precinct, the sounds of the Chief verbally ripping Keeley a new scuba hole fade into the hustle and bustle of the typewriters being typed away by the desk jockey, like dutiful little marmosets on percocets and cheap bourbon.

He takes his exit into the cool night air, looks up to the stars, and takes a deep breath. He thinks about this poetic justice that transpired, all his suffering leading to this one moment of his rivals comeuppance, then exhales, the fleeting feeling of victory soon replaced with awareness of its tragic cost.

"Haaa…..i can't believe I looked at a man's penis while he peed. Gross."

The End.

Oh you're a cop? Now it all makes sense.

I think I nearly had an aneurism from this.
More please 🙂

i love thes old movies the most of all his videos hahahahahah

I feel like dummy, but the end part after the pee scene was really hard for me to follow. I don't even get what happened.

Other than that, it was awesome!

The bit about fingering his wife made me laugh loads haha

I love the fact that Joel's obsessed with Rachmaninoff piano concerto no. 2, it's just perfect as a soundtrack for any old film

There are villains and the there are Villains. The man with the penny sized birth mark on his penis is the latter.