You Have No Idea How Weird Giraffes Are
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Some of the clips featured were licensed from Newsflare
Music used:
Gerudo Desert- The Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess
Dragon Roost Island- Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Preparing to Advance- Fire Emblem Super Smash Bros. Brawl
The Dark World- Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Umaro’s Theme- Final Fantasy 6
With Mila’s Divine Intervention- Fire Emblem- Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Victory Road- Pokemon- Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Death by Glamour- Undertale OST
Don’t Starve Main Theme OST
Under Cover- Wayne Jones
Clips Used
Giraffe walks over phone- https://www.instagram.com/reels/C-otNkRCEGK/
Giraffe kicks rhino in the horn- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzoWiiCllw4
Baby giraffe finding his feet- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2ZGDK-uQAs
Giraffes underestimate river- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TieawvixLbE
How baby giraffes get weighed- https://www.tiktok.com/@wandasweezoo/video/7459075958457290014?_r=1&_t=ZT-95uxj6bmxgb
Giraffes “boxing”- https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/11bcizq/til_giraffes_not_only_just_use_their_long_necks/
Giraffe gets his leg broken- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNtlCiz4uh8
Giraffe beats the brakes of his rival- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezkolurK5V0
Giraffe male on male- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvxL0i6owxg
Stock Footage from:
Gettys
Pond5
Shutterstock
iStock
Newsflare
Research cited
Giraffe Drought Deaths- https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/0035919X.2010.509153
Giraffe Fight Club- https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/eth.13199
@wyattrussell7496
May 9, 2026 at 8:38 pm
It’s a brontosaurus
@Lydia-Dreemurr
May 9, 2026 at 8:38 pm
The Boiling Isles had the right idea 💀💅
@dijengmk7735
May 9, 2026 at 8:38 pm
Camel leopard lamo
@MariskaaJoy
May 9, 2026 at 8:38 pm
Your hair is looking SO good in this video 🔥
@julietfischer5056
May 9, 2026 at 8:38 pm
Sivatherium was a moose-like member of the giraffe lineage.
@sebastiansuescum2186
May 9, 2026 at 8:38 pm
you forgot to mention their ability to push their necks in so far that their arms and legs pop out… like a pasta machine
@FortuneDaudi
May 9, 2026 at 8:38 pm
5:10 dont know if I get the pun…or I really have alot to explain to my babe when she sees this lol😅
@McGillus
May 9, 2026 at 8:38 pm
Their great ancestor, a tiny mouse type thingy, saw one of the long-necked dinosaurs and said to himself
"once I grow up I want to be just like that" and that's why we got giraffes today.
@DarkGodSeti
May 9, 2026 at 8:38 pm
"Giraffes are like nothing on Earth" What IS nothing on Earth, to me literal nothing doesn't exist, so…
@HurricaneDDragon
May 9, 2026 at 8:38 pm
Any One Piece fan knows the formidable battle power of giraffes. 🦒😉
@nikboi92
May 9, 2026 at 8:38 pm
8:23 he's doing a fucking single leg
@donbrink5540
May 9, 2026 at 8:38 pm
Dude I love your vids. Question do you write all your material? So many punnies. This one was especially good.
@stephansmuts-ec8ri
May 9, 2026 at 8:38 pm
1:39 I think they are speaking Afrikaans
@HonkyKong25
May 9, 2026 at 8:38 pm
Have you not seen "with park: bigger, longer and uncut… That one kid the gang met when they were trying to save Terrance and Howard… They were like how we will now the sign? New kid says make the sound of a dying giraffe… 😂 😂
@WeaveNation_FR
May 9, 2026 at 8:38 pm
Pls more reptile vids
@LukaBejeweled
May 9, 2026 at 8:38 pm
"Giraffes? Gayest animal ever." my college bio teacher, talking about homosexuality in animals. also he said it unprompted at the beginning of class
@theocjr86
May 9, 2026 at 8:38 pm
That amputee murder trail is gonna go crazy
@jedi_cat_l4976
May 9, 2026 at 8:38 pm
I’ve seen The Owl House. I know these things are unnatural
@markcharlie-yy1pv
May 9, 2026 at 8:38 pm
YOU ARE OBSCENE AND THE WORDS YOU USE ARE VULGAR PLEASE REFRAIN FROM TBUOQWOEIEJQWOIPEJQWOIEJOIj
@Swift_Prowlpixel16
May 9, 2026 at 8:38 pm
Love from India 🇮🇳❤
Can you make something about indian animals plsss😢
@Alpha-cabb
May 9, 2026 at 8:38 pm
3:45 NIBAMBA
@bryanwilson5812
May 9, 2026 at 8:38 pm
It's funny, when I watched this on a special about lions, rooted for the lion, then I saw the same footage on a special about giraffes, and I rolled for the giraffe, weird.
@hela1254
May 9, 2026 at 8:38 pm
Dude, your narrative is not only educational but super intelligent and hilarious, you are my favorite hero ❤ Greetings from the Balkans, Croatia and Serbia altogether ❤
@Bjxnkkgxzd
May 9, 2026 at 8:38 pm
12:14 that’s some freaky stuff the one on top of his tongue out and the one on the bottom with his eyes close like he’s enjoying it now, bro that’s gay
@jamaallivinlife
May 9, 2026 at 8:38 pm
4:19 Lmaaao the reference 😂
@saschamayer4050
May 9, 2026 at 8:38 pm
05:08
Know what?
@danydazed4314
May 9, 2026 at 8:38 pm
0:51 that’s…horrible. I knew giraffes were suspicious.
@Deeznuts_6969
May 9, 2026 at 8:38 pm
So Giraffes selectively bred themselves like humans do to dogs… interesting, I think we can work backwards with this to make short neck giraffes if we get the right genes, also, I think I know another, not serious, theory on why giraffes have long necks, and it's to use their bodies as pillows like long neck birds would do
@connor5185
May 9, 2026 at 8:38 pm
9:57 giraffes 1 israel 0
@corchaEkotte
May 9, 2026 at 8:38 pm
0:04 …..that is the look and then the sound of the Wendigo
@sammymartin3508
May 9, 2026 at 8:38 pm
Fun fact: sheep are gay. The females will touch each other gently the same way they do makes to show that they are ready to make and then stand next to each other… Waiting to be mounted… By the other female who is also standing there waiting to be mounted. Female sheep are useless lesbians 😂
@bennu547
May 9, 2026 at 8:38 pm
9:20 Is that Death by Glamour? Very appropriate. Mettaton goes hard when he fights you. Much like the giraffe that also have long legs😹
@noone4928
May 9, 2026 at 8:38 pm
The skulls of animals are interesting, i never before, until i became interested in animals more, how their skulls look like.
(Expect for like, dog or cat similiar species, such as wolf, hyena, lion, fox)
But Giraffes, Hippos, Platypus caught be off guard
(Also, we are worried about how "aliens" look like, however think about it, animals already different from humans, so if we have animals, why would we be afraid of aliens, cus they would be something "new"? If actually seen)
@r2dezki
May 9, 2026 at 8:38 pm
FF6 music <3
@TheRealJohnConnor303
May 9, 2026 at 8:38 pm
I love you, and I laughed out loud psychotically at least three times up until this point in the video. But I just had to duck out after I saw the giraffe killing its own baby. 4:34
@Datboi_23
May 9, 2026 at 8:38 pm
I have one idea
@Bonsaipop
May 9, 2026 at 8:38 pm
Had a small zoo/ animal rehab center near me growing up. Wasn’t much of a giraffe guy until I started going regularly.
There was one giraffe there that had a skin issue I think, her hair was patchy, but the first time I went she just came up to me, I got to pet her head. She wouldn’t leave me alone.
From then on I’d go every other week to see her and say hi, she was awesome, very sweet and gentle. Miss her.
@casnoodle
May 9, 2026 at 8:38 pm
Nah that’s not the Pirates song, it’s fully the dwarves from the Hobbit.
@jaysonklein6018
May 9, 2026 at 8:38 pm
9:44 Camel Leopard… Camel Leopard?
OH!!! CAMELOPARDALIS!!!