Why Vampires literally SUCK
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vampires give everyone the spooky dooky horn – from Nosferatu to Count Chocula. Let’s unpack that
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Edited by the great @Ganwho
Co-written by Jimmy Pitts
@Vivienne_Seris
March 18, 2026 at 4:48 am
I personally like how Supernatural portrays Vampires. It makes much more sense how they did it, in my opinion.
@kaila6419
March 18, 2026 at 4:48 am
You didn’t even mention Marceline the vampire queen I am so disappointed
@conallbrown2358
March 18, 2026 at 4:48 am
Not a single mention of Christopher Lee who has portrayed dracula more than any other actor.
@WarTeddyBear
March 18, 2026 at 4:48 am
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@johnzello8039
March 18, 2026 at 4:48 am
Every culture had a random baby death tale because babies died a lot before modern science and people didn’t know why. So it must have been some evil wind
@lukeingrum3070
March 18, 2026 at 4:48 am
1992 nosferatu I think that 100 years late
@JessHeeHeeVids
March 18, 2026 at 4:48 am
I shall say this and vanish for I am 4 months late but I do not care. Hottest male vampire imo has to be the one from castlevania.. and female vampire is quite specific but Yoko from Wednesday.. idfk why.. She gets like 5 minutes of screen time, But she's hot i dont fucking know. I'm drunk as hell right now so ima eep
@austinellis576
March 18, 2026 at 4:48 am
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@Us3lessToast
March 18, 2026 at 4:48 am
20:58 sexiest vampire is bram stoker from bsd (Bungo Stray Dogs)
@golden_grommet
March 18, 2026 at 4:48 am
19:57 Okay so the twilight domino effect, at least the one I know:
Gerard way sees 9/11 >
He starts My Chemical Romance >
Stephanie Meyer was then inspired to write Twilight and says she listened to MCR a LOT writing it >
Fanfiction of twilight where theyre a little older and a LOT more kinky >
Gets so popular the author get a publication deal and just tweaks the names and cut the vampire references and we get >
50 Shades of Gray >
Dakota Johnson becomes really popular >
She goes on Ellen the talk show with Ellen DeGeneres (who was known for being mean to her guests a little but she was "really nice" so no one cared) >
Ellen says Dakota didnt invite her to a party >
Dakota says "No, Ellen, I did invite you to that party" >
Everyone enjoyed ellen getting put in her place >
A lot of ellens staff get the courage to come out and say that shes NOT nice at all and actually a horrible boss to work for >
Ellen gets fired 🎉
TLDR 9/11 got Ellen DeGeneres fired
Im pretty sure theres more after this and others out there too but im tired so this is what youre getting 😅
@RattleSnake1966
March 18, 2026 at 4:48 am
The tray was tipped from "From dusk till dawn"
@Ihelpertricks
March 18, 2026 at 4:48 am
21:29 i'm right there with you brother, up top ✋️
@kxng3694
March 18, 2026 at 4:48 am
5:21 crazy asf to hear after the Epstein files dawg😂😂
@TheBunniebuns
March 18, 2026 at 4:48 am
They couldn't see themselves in mirrors because mirrors used to have silver behind the glass
@claudis.4015
March 18, 2026 at 4:48 am
"Our two biggest obsessions: s*x and death" perfectly put! Never heard it so succinctly before.
@TipsyMexican
March 18, 2026 at 4:48 am
The way this aged and the files coming out is crazyyy
@eternalchronos
March 18, 2026 at 4:48 am
22:40 dumb fact: apparenty vampires can't cross moving water like rivers or streams
@The_King_of_Chefs
March 18, 2026 at 4:48 am
One thing someone told me about Twilight is this; if you're a guy, and you don't get twilight or understand the hype at all. Imagine yourself in the place of Bella, and now imagine that Edward and (insert wolf guys name here) are women trying to win you over like they do with Bella in the movie. I would be on the news if that was the case, just speaking personally.
@SinisterChris
March 18, 2026 at 4:48 am
No mention of World of Darkness/Vampire the Masquerade. Tugg should really look in to that crazy rabbit hole
@Inkyanimate
March 18, 2026 at 4:48 am
He looks like a somewhat annoying character from what we do in the shadows
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