Why I wanna unalive my husband
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@julienolke
March 27, 2026 at 12:16 pm
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@wendykarle3114
March 27, 2026 at 12:16 pm
Also I feel seen … the pile to go up the stairs!
@wendykarle3114
March 27, 2026 at 12:16 pm
😂
@thzzzt
March 27, 2026 at 12:16 pm
Not only that, his breathing in and out, in and out, was incessant.
@hakdub564
March 27, 2026 at 12:16 pm
It's funny she made this crazy video after getting maried. But to be then again, the rest of her videos prier to getting maried where fair warnings.
@szahmad2416
March 27, 2026 at 12:16 pm
Would be a work of art from the prosecution’s point of view if they declared her guilty after getting out the full story (confession) from her by playing on sympathy.
@ryanbudney3356
March 27, 2026 at 12:16 pm
My ex did this as well, but she wasn't pregnant. Thankfully I escaped with my life, but not without scarring.
@rachelmccullough8704
March 27, 2026 at 12:16 pm
I’m getting caught up on her videos, so I am 4 months late to this and I doubt anybody will read my comment but it seems like Julie’s comedy really caters to Americans, which as an American I am not complaining about lol I just think it’s funny that as a Canadian she’s talking about celebrating the 4th of July when I’m sure Canadian’s have their own version of Independence Day. I’m also impressed with how much she follows American politics. I would be interested to know more about Canadian politics. Guess I’ll have to go on Ground News and do some research of my own. . .
@justinsane7128
March 27, 2026 at 12:16 pm
That's why fireworks aren't allowed around my house 🏠, my wife is a felon so she's not allowed to have guns either, although she still has three😅
@malekodesouza7255
March 27, 2026 at 12:16 pm
You women are crazy. Like certifiably…
@EamonWill
March 27, 2026 at 12:16 pm
"I celebrated my independence" is such a killer line.
@hv9988
March 27, 2026 at 12:16 pm
I tried dating a couple times.
My last ex was lovely, but the one time I asked him to invite his family over – he failed to coordinate until I reminded him 3 days before. He didn't tell me how many people said yes. He asked me what he should bring the night before when I had already prepped everything, and then didn't even give his family my address or gate code.
Similar things happened a few times and so we broke up.
Honestly, if this is the norm, I figure I'm better off single. I'm too lazy to date but if I decided to try again, I legit don't think I could date someone (for long) who can't do the bare minimum.
@thegreatandterrible4508
March 27, 2026 at 12:16 pm
Aren't you Canadian?
@bretthoffman2128
March 27, 2026 at 12:16 pm
It was a cut and dry case and educational for us men.
Love the Julie, judge jurors, prosecutor and defendant.
Thanks for a Great Entertaining Video
@Hockeyboy-89
March 27, 2026 at 12:16 pm
Why was a Canadian celebrating July 4th?. 😊
@a64738
March 27, 2026 at 12:16 pm
A friend of mine got his girlfriend pregnant after living together for 10 years, and when she was pregnant she went crazy and suddenly started hating him, and she still hate him. Same happened with his next girlfriend…
@thisiscompletelyreta
March 27, 2026 at 12:16 pm
Funny thing is I've heard worse reasons to murder your husband
@Trueblue-d8z
March 27, 2026 at 12:16 pm
OK for just the breathing thing you’d be crazy but everything after no perfectly reasonable
@hazynifty6823
March 27, 2026 at 12:16 pm
😂❤
@519MP
March 27, 2026 at 12:16 pm
I keep an eight pack of hotdog AND hamburger buns in my glove box… they fit if you pack 'em right. If you want brat buns, we'll then, move to an hoa where the money is!
@519MP
March 27, 2026 at 12:16 pm
Light it… first???? Dammit.. brb!
@kayo5291
March 27, 2026 at 12:16 pm
And in between breathing, THEY’RE CHEWING 😵
@JR-rs5qs
March 27, 2026 at 12:16 pm
Chances are you husband does far more than 50% of the total work. Studies prove it everytime!
@JH_789
March 27, 2026 at 12:16 pm
Peace and quiet, boys. You can literally just choose peace and quiet.
@Givyj13
March 27, 2026 at 12:16 pm
All you're missing is the Cell Block Tango playing in the background 😛
@Chris-ji4iu
March 27, 2026 at 12:16 pm
Wait …wasn't there a video about not wanting to become the 51st State and now we're hearing about the 4th of July? Or is that a (air quotes) a convenient excu …errr, defense?
@mikemudrow
March 27, 2026 at 12:16 pm
Anyone else totally thrown off by the kerning in the thumbnail? I was so confused by what "Brea Thing" he was doing so loud. 😅
@W1ngs0fD34th
March 27, 2026 at 12:16 pm
felt called out by the breathing bit. when i was in like middle-early high school i often had a lot of trouble breathing through my nose so i basically had to hold my breath whenever i ate and breathe between bites. which i'm now realizing was probably a lot more noticeable than i thought it was.
@calvinbrinenestoris2357
March 27, 2026 at 12:16 pm
In the husband's defense:
– Does he KNOW you're system with the staircase? Have there been times before when he's taken something upstairs that he shouldn't have? You could have just asked.
– You told him weeks in advance, meaning there's a lot of time to forget about it. You should've also discussed it the day before. And when he's asking "what's the plan"? It doesn't mean he's forgotten entirely what you were doing that day. Wanting to touch base before the barbecue is a good idea!
– If you went out and bought the other stuff beforehand, then why didn't you just grab buns as well? Why make him go do that in a separate trip?
– Even if the burgers were basic, manning the grill is a responsibility! And he'd spent a (most likely stressful) hour looking for buns before this. He has the right to be proud of himself if people are thanking him. He should've redirected some of the praise towards you, but he didn't necesarily know that no one had thanked you too and that you were upset.
Because of this, I'd like to motion that rather than dropping the case entirely, Julie should have to do a few hours of community service. Even if he WAS breathing super loudly, it's only fair.
@gillian32
March 27, 2026 at 12:16 pm
He needs to dump her for his own safety.
@Beatrice-e3m
March 27, 2026 at 12:16 pm
If only he had taken the pile up the stairs….
@ryanclark6402
March 27, 2026 at 12:16 pm
Objection! Fourth of July celebration?!? Your Honor, clearly the defendant is Canadian!
@kevinr7998
March 27, 2026 at 12:16 pm
Sisterhood. Nothing more needs to be said.
@iiz67
March 27, 2026 at 12:16 pm
Why does Canada celebrate the 4th of July?
@RWhettstone
March 27, 2026 at 12:16 pm
So, is she pregnant again?
@ShawnOConnorJazz
March 27, 2026 at 12:16 pm
The funny part to me is a Canadian comedian talking about “July 4” and trying to find a store that’s open that day… In the states, we never call it “July 4th,” just “the Fourth of July”, and every store is open, it’s just that they’ll all be out of buns 😂😂
@scottamann2445
March 27, 2026 at 12:16 pm
When a jury of your peers is a bad thing. lol.
@etamommy
March 27, 2026 at 12:16 pm
I mean she never really wanted to kill him…maybe a mild notion to unalive him but that's it.
@MrWCLewis12
March 27, 2026 at 12:16 pm
I’m so happy to hear y’all are celebrating America and our birthday in Canada. Well done.
@R.J._Lewis
March 27, 2026 at 12:16 pm
First they're all "elbows out!!!" and then they're celebrating July 4th? Did Canada become the 51st state for real and I missed it?
Welcome in, ya hosers. Leave your common sense gun and healthcare laws at the door, please.
@davidguthrie4724
March 27, 2026 at 12:16 pm
wen makeup drugs go on beware the next episode
@aschmi-mu9110
March 27, 2026 at 12:16 pm
Shes clearly innocent!
Trial reporter and sketch artist would have great additions, too. But it was probably already a lot of work. Great job, Julie!
@hollyholfeld
March 27, 2026 at 12:16 pm
Reminds me of Jail House Tango from Chicago, HE HAD IT COMING!
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