Why I don’t have any friends
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Actors: Julie Nolke
Writer: Julie Nolke
Camera: Sam Larson
Editor: Alec McKay
@BLCPANTHA
March 8, 2026 at 10:45 am
This was Funny😂😂😂
@JoeO.
March 8, 2026 at 10:45 am
Almost every time I catch one of Julie’s videos she’s pregnant, so I’m heading she’s got at least one friend…
@stevemoss7793
March 8, 2026 at 10:45 am
Gardening, crosswords and golf? I'll be your friend!
@shoos9315
March 8, 2026 at 10:45 am
You totally need to do a collab with @ChrisKohlerNews, you are both excellent ✨
@lemoncake6002
March 8, 2026 at 10:45 am
You know who else has a punchable face? Better Help.
@czinn327
March 8, 2026 at 10:45 am
I just want to thank you for not heading into your sponsor pitch with an slick transition in the middle that keeps me on edge. Waiting til the end makes me feel respected, and even makes me not hate your sponsor. You rock.
@GarryBurgin
March 8, 2026 at 10:45 am
Im 50 years old and litteraly my life revolved around going out to pubs and bars…..Then at 45 HOGO kicked in……Hassle of going out…..It happened to me and it will happen to you..
@squamish4244
March 8, 2026 at 10:45 am
Everything up to the last few comments is literally the kind of lame advice people give you for making friends. "Well, just go outside and run into a person or something…"
@jaynedavies2757
March 8, 2026 at 10:45 am
yeah, i've been told that, what now?
@ReZpawner
March 8, 2026 at 10:45 am
You're doing ads for BH even after the scandals they have been involved in? That's frankly disgusting.
@vinceschauf9437
March 8, 2026 at 10:45 am
Great cultural reference singing "One is Loneliest Number"!!
@77thTrombone
March 8, 2026 at 10:45 am
If my wife wanted me to have my own friends, she would've scheduled a play date for me.
@gavinboot4810
March 8, 2026 at 10:45 am
Mirror Julie,,looks older,,more sensible,,not as much fun ,,,,do you remember her when she was just 28 ???,,,😊
@AndyGilleand
March 8, 2026 at 10:45 am
See, this sketch is exactly why I fought against people abandoning Facebook for so long. Yes there are bad aspects of Facebook, but what it does do is exactly what this video is asking for. It simulates that school experience, where you just naturally see your friends every day and because you're seeing them every day, you naturally stay connected with them without needing that extra effort. Everybody ditched Facebook, but we didn't really replace it with another friends-first social media service. Everything is all about public posts and following celebrities and influencers now. Which is obviously a radically different concept.
@2ndHandReview
March 8, 2026 at 10:45 am
There used to be a place called back page where you could find friends.
@laurajohnson3592
March 8, 2026 at 10:45 am
I can do the "catch and release" thing, yep. So, where do we buy said traps?
@jothamstephens104
March 8, 2026 at 10:45 am
shes spitting tho
@jhuang81
March 8, 2026 at 10:45 am
It’s called play date friends. Your kids play, you two chat…voila!
@robgear
March 8, 2026 at 10:45 am
Someone said that about me once 😂😂
@RebeccaDaydream
March 8, 2026 at 10:45 am
Wow. Mirror Julie sure is sober today!
@Waldemar_la_Tendresse
March 8, 2026 at 10:45 am
The bear trap idea is pure genius.
You only have to remember abput "Speed" to understand that it's the method with the best cost-benefit ratio that might still work. 😂🤣
@hellterminator
March 8, 2026 at 10:45 am
A betterhelp sponsor spot in 2025? Ew.
@thirdfavouritechild9082
March 8, 2026 at 10:45 am
"Uhhh, worse than the mole??"
"Stop bringing up the mole!"
Got me with this one lol, these are fantastic btw <3, instant fan.
@shia_labeouf
March 8, 2026 at 10:45 am
It's not THAT punchable.
@imaginationingrained
March 8, 2026 at 10:45 am
This one had me rotflol 😂
@ryandarthnihilu6090
March 8, 2026 at 10:45 am
Padmé Amidala: Someone has to find out the truth butt
@joshuawhite7907
March 8, 2026 at 10:45 am
Glad to see Mirror Julie is back! And yes, maintaining friendships (let alone making new ones!) as an adult is hard.
@megaman455
March 8, 2026 at 10:45 am
DO NOT SIGN UP FOR BETTER HELP, THEY ARE NOT CONFIDENTIAL AND SEKL YOUR INFO TO ADVERTISERS
@AlgoRhythmmike
March 8, 2026 at 10:45 am
Omg you are funny. I like your channel. Are you on Rumble?
@eci.1
March 8, 2026 at 10:45 am
MIRROR JULIE!
#Backpfeifengesicht
@samanthajackson2144
March 8, 2026 at 10:45 am
If you want friends my guess would be gay men sweety since your most likely masculine and straight so your more likely to have things in common with them.
@jwbowen
March 8, 2026 at 10:45 am
The BetterHelp ad prevents me from sending this to anyone. It's one thing if the video is 6 years old or something, but not in September 2025. Please, Julie, not this sponsor.
@faolan1686
March 8, 2026 at 10:45 am
I just have the same friends primary school. We see each other about three times a year, it's grate.
@steverubin2584
March 8, 2026 at 10:45 am
I too like crosswords. And gardening. Friendsies!
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