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Big Tugg | March 4, 2026



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I really thought I could be a difference genre of white guy. Sorry to the Canadians, Australians and Brits. Or actually sorry to the poor people trying to take your whack ass citizenship tests.

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Written by Big Tugg

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  1. @AxelKirk-g2i

    March 4, 2026 at 2:27 pm

    Shamrock is Irish and rose is “English,” but the thistle is Scottish and o know this because groundskeeper Willie told me the story of how it was deemed the national flower

  2. @666FallenShadow

    March 4, 2026 at 2:27 pm

    my aunt's husband is english, he tried taking the test and he failed massively. he said some of the stuff on there like the cultural stuff was from his parent's generation that most people won't know . it's kinda funny that a non-native british person might end up knowing more about britain than someone born there 🤣🤣

  3. @sixinthehead3076

    March 4, 2026 at 2:27 pm

    November 5th is my birthday and ive always wanted to travel celebrate burn night they literally just do a parade where they burn statues of politicians (especially that one) dance get fadded and party in the streets

  4. @lackofcheese344

    March 4, 2026 at 2:27 pm

    7:10 actually yeah, in the actual citizenship test if you get that one (or any of a couple other very basic human rights type ones like "Is free speech good" and "is domestic violence bad") you do fail immediately. You can get a couple of the ones like "who's the head of state" wrong and still pass.

    But yeah, you do get given a booklet to study that has all the information and it is pretty easy, it seemed to me (I became an Australian citizen about a year ago) like it's mainly just checking if you understand the basic stuff about how the government you're now going to be able to vote on works.

    Also re: Charles, he's technically our head of state but like, nobody really cares and the title is pretty much meaningless. He does pick the Governor-General who can step in if our parliament gets so dysfunctional it's basically useless but otherwise most of us don't even remember the king exists 99% of the time.

  5. @ASTERON-io7wh

    March 4, 2026 at 2:27 pm

    Actually Canberra was a compromise situation when deciding a new capital of Australia and Sydney abd Melbourne both felt like obvious choices as the most large and significant cities in southern australia as well as capitaks of both their respective provinces so they built a new administrative center between them

  6. @PawTisticCatLady

    March 4, 2026 at 2:27 pm

    9:50 Sigh, that's a "Toronto accent" and we are ashamed of it. There is a large Caribbean/Jamaican population in Toronto, so the accent rubbed off a bit, but I'll level with you. They fake that accent because they think it sounds cool and tough. All the rest of Canada hates Toronto, but EVERYTHING happens there, so you need to go there sometimes, unfortunately.

  7. @Emo_Catgirl0

    March 4, 2026 at 2:27 pm

    The girl in that one clip that was saying "Yute" was likely doing a Harsh Toronto Accent due to how much slang she threw out in such a short time period and how kind of Canadian she almost sounds

  8. @HelpIveBeenShot

    March 4, 2026 at 2:27 pm

    About the "service" answer for Canada, jobs are classified as primary, secondary, and tertiary, where Primary Industry is harvesting natural resources, Secondary is manufacturing, and Tertiary, (used interchangeably with "service industry") encompasses literally everything that isn't logging, oil drilling, or factory work. It's a heavily skewed definition.

    Also, regarding the head tax, we used to be really, really shitty, and super racist. We acknowledge it, we record it and take responsibility as best as possible, and make ongoing efforts to be and do better. It's probably the most important thing about being Canadian: not lying about who we are and where we came from.

  9. @travisv518

    March 4, 2026 at 2:27 pm

    I knew the rose was associated with England because there is Yugioh Duelist of the Roses is based on The War of the Roses between the House of Lancaster (whose emblem was the red rose) and the House of York (emblem was a white rose). It's a stupid reason to know something, but them's the breaks.

  10. @Pizzabomb

    March 4, 2026 at 2:27 pm

    “Canadians acknowledge past mistakes” the darkest day in Canadian history was when the blue jays lost in the World Series against the dodgers in game 7 11th inning

  11. @ZaneTheZuchon

    March 4, 2026 at 2:27 pm

    As an Aussie, the head of state is King Charles but his functions are performed by the Governor-General, but the head of government is Prime Minister
    We don't really give a crap about Mr. Charles

  12. @Danis_juniper

    March 4, 2026 at 2:27 pm

    Canada is totally not chill about immigrants. They’re especially racist. European and white immigrants? Fine. Completely. They’ll welcome you with open arms. A brown immigrant or hell! A native Canadian moving off reserve sends them over the edge. They get cold, mean, nasty, and racist as all hell! It’s terrifying! It makes you see and understand how native Canadian genocide specifically targeting children happened until the 2000s and how Canada pays millions to silence the victims in court.

  13. @Danis_juniper

    March 4, 2026 at 2:27 pm

    How is speaking on human rights violations and literal ethnic cleansing “political”? 😭 what are we doing? This is why the USA is the way it is. Cause no one stood up for what’s right before got this bad. Also Canada is also sucking the dick of the crown. As a native Canadian, I do not like it. lol mega colonizers. And yes, they’re colonizers. They let ethnic cleaning and genocide happened to native children till the 2000s. Btw, I’m gonna pissed if native Canadian peoples aren’t mentioned in this quiz

    Also Canada included rhe Chinese thing cause they like to pretend to feel bad about racism. But they don’t. Not when they spent MILLIONS on silencing genocide residential school survivors. Look up st Anne’s if you’re curious.

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