Which Cartoon Characters Can Say F** – Matteo Lane & Nick Smith – I Never Liked You 84
We went through a list of beloved cartoon characters to decide which ones have truly earned the right to say f**. From innocent icons to animated chaos agents, some choices might ruin your childhood in the best way possible.
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00:00 Who Can Say F**
00:49 The Uncensored Version
01:06 Doug
02:09 The Rugrats
03:40 Mr. Clean
03:54 Jolly Green Giant
04:02 Tony The Tiger
04:04 Count Chocula
04:07 Winnie The Pooh
05:01 Santa Claus
05:48 Emperor’s New Groove
06:14 Beauty And The Beast
07:33 Cinderella
08:33 Snow White
08:52 The Little Mermaid
08:54 Mulan
08:56 Pocahontas
09:02 Sleeping Beauty
09:33 Ariel
09:44 Beauty And The Beast
11:03 Aladdin
12:08 Moana
12:22 Elsa & Anna
12:43 Pinocchio
12:46 Fantasia
12:54 PokΓ©mon
14:20 Sailor Moon
14:40 Cartoon Network
15:31 The M&M’s
16:23 Geico Gecko
16:54 Aflac Duck
17:01 Brawny Paper Towel Guy
17:15 The Kool-Aid Man
17:18 The Michelin Man
17:27 Pillsbury Doughboy
17:35 Shrek
17:56 Mr. Owl
18:36 Nick Didn’t Wish Matteo A Happy Birthday

@cavitycretin
March 14, 2026 at 12:32 am
itβs strange to me how nick is against gay guys saying d*ke and lesbians saying f*got lmao
@kikidvv
March 14, 2026 at 12:32 am
I died at βEeyore is a depressed f*ggot.β Awww, Iβve always loved Eeyore!!
@verazollinger6862
March 14, 2026 at 12:32 am
I am so confused, how is such thing determined..
@xexexz6372
March 14, 2026 at 12:32 am
the imitations are killing me
@neneninetails5803
March 14, 2026 at 12:32 am
Your PokΓ©mon impression are amazing
@arianamaria_
March 14, 2026 at 12:32 am
This episode is just Matteo vocal stimming for 15 minutes
@Shamrockgirl1717
March 14, 2026 at 12:32 am
What did Chip ever do to you??
@marcomirhayes7121
March 14, 2026 at 12:32 am
Apparently these two cartoon characters can't say it π
@AllisonCravens-c5l
March 14, 2026 at 12:32 am
Rocko was a wallaby.
@dunningdunning4711
March 14, 2026 at 12:32 am
They forgot Clefairy.
@BarbraPlease
March 14, 2026 at 12:32 am
Plz bring your aunt on the show
@ritah8415
March 14, 2026 at 12:32 am
10:51 theyβll just pour shots directly into his gaping open head
@jilliandiperna
March 14, 2026 at 12:32 am
Getting ready this morning listening to this… my mother in law comes into my house and goes "mmmmmwatcha watchin?" lol
@Joel-ep9ho
March 14, 2026 at 12:32 am
Belle can totally say it! First Disney Feminist, hello? Also, all Fairy Type Pokemon can say it lol
@magpiemegs11
March 14, 2026 at 12:32 am
Wait, we already established that Tony the Tiger is gay? He can't say it though?!?!
@billiepotts1541
March 14, 2026 at 12:32 am
Ash can say it. He's been in drag far too many goddamn times for you to say otherwise. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lajVRaEl_tw
@caseohhhbeeahh
March 14, 2026 at 12:32 am
The fact that Matteo stopped himself from saying "Stewart" (but talking about Tommy Pickles) when the dad's name was Stu was like GAHH YOU WERE THERE
@lillianapadilla7832
March 14, 2026 at 12:32 am
Cinderella absolutely can say it. Ariel would mean it lol
@CallmeA_B
March 14, 2026 at 12:32 am
I mean this in the nicest way possible:
It's like watching a young version of Statler and Waldorf from The Muppets.
@jaykknight2248
March 14, 2026 at 12:32 am
The island of misfit toys can all say it
@rach-meister
March 14, 2026 at 12:32 am
8:14 βwhhhat!β Perfect delivery ππππ
@ScoutMoser
March 14, 2026 at 12:32 am
Rocko is a wallaby
@dinopolante
March 14, 2026 at 12:32 am
i just realize now how good mat actually does empressions lol
@shelterbelter
March 14, 2026 at 12:32 am
Did I catch a partial Birdcage reference there? I was sad, (betrayed), bewildered…
@erika2m16
March 14, 2026 at 12:32 am
Never change your phone background, Nick
@erika2m16
March 14, 2026 at 12:32 am
Both of them saying "No." and moving on immediately at the Kool-aid man πππ So true though.
@JustinNoroyan
March 14, 2026 at 12:32 am
Aladdin remake was horrific!
@pixiedust5L
March 14, 2026 at 12:32 am
So Ash can say it but not Pikachu? Make it make sense Nick
@Ijustlikewatchingvideosman
March 14, 2026 at 12:32 am
It's not that Tony can't say it, cause that tiger is crushing hole in locker rooms across the country, he just wouldn't say it. He's the kinda guy that earnestly wants to see you do well at sports.
@URA-FITMinistry
March 14, 2026 at 12:32 am
WTF happened to your face MATTEO! GURL you are HOT! Stop it! Age naturally!
@_Banjo_
March 14, 2026 at 12:32 am
Really makes you think how messed up calling "Chip" by that name is. Was it his original name? Is the chip there before or after the transformation: Did the kid get some brain damage in the process
@_Banjo_
March 14, 2026 at 12:32 am
cut of your jib. The jib is actually part of a sail on a boat…its talking about the shape of it =]
@michaelpb8010
March 14, 2026 at 12:32 am
Listening to this with censoring is just as funny as the SpongeBob episode where SpongeBob and Patrick learned swear words. The missed opportunity here was here using the dolphin noise π!
@Reverse_Cowgirl-cat
March 14, 2026 at 12:32 am
This is the most unhinged episode ever. π 10:18
@victoriaaiya4676
March 14, 2026 at 12:32 am
What about that toaster from those weird toaster movies? π€
@FeralNomad
March 14, 2026 at 12:32 am
I have NEVER liked you. πππ
@HunderbarDachs
March 14, 2026 at 12:32 am
Why does one invest in hair plugs, then shave it all off?
@ashgarnermeow
March 14, 2026 at 12:32 am
Belle from Beauty and the Beast (animated film) can say it, but like Susie from Rugrats she wouldnβt.
@jaimeloren5418
March 14, 2026 at 12:32 am
I haven't listened to an episode in a minute, but I really liked this when I first came out. It's hard to listen to Matteo just spew hatred every single episode. And the ending, where he explicitly, purposefully, knowingly gaslit Nick? Matteo needs help. It's not cute being an ass.
@quell8303
March 14, 2026 at 12:32 am
Mateo I love your passion about the hag in Beauty and the Beast. π€£ You're not wrong though! π€£π€£
@FelipeGarica37
March 14, 2026 at 12:32 am
I love being a f*ggot. πππ³οΈβπππ¬π¨ββ€οΈβπ¨ππ¨ββ€οΈβπβπ¨π
@alexandriah347
March 14, 2026 at 12:32 am
I would LOVE to know where Matteo found the DIC dub of Sailor Moon because I LOVE THAT DUB and i CANNOT FIND IT AND I WOULD LOVE TO WATCH IT PLEASE LET ME KNOW…… Thank you. π
@gtlasgyal
March 14, 2026 at 12:32 am
Listening with headphones at office job listen Matteo ad-libing Mrs Potts – lmfao
@Scorpio536cb
March 14, 2026 at 12:32 am
Can Matteo ever agree to disagree? He always has to be right. Lately, it's getting to be too much. My opinion.
How can Matteo call Nick his best friend when he's so mean to him?
@liviatrevisol3791
March 14, 2026 at 12:32 am
I love how this slowly grows more passionate as a discussion ahhhhaha
@liviatrevisol3791
March 14, 2026 at 12:32 am
9:05 cmon sleeping beauty had a reveal with her dress changing colors???? The is a drag queen too ahhahah
@justinbinion394
March 14, 2026 at 12:32 am
What's the point of hair plugs just to shave your head?
@the1wardo
March 14, 2026 at 12:32 am
19:37 Matteo – don't dis Android phones, they're just as good as iPhones!
@KateFrederick-tc6ku
March 14, 2026 at 12:32 am
THANKS GOD UR HATE FOR GEICO LIZARD IS SHARED W ME 100%
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