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When You Spend Way Too Much Time Online

Ryan George | October 6, 2026

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This post currently has 44 comments.

@Quadstronaut

October 6, 2026 at 6:15 am

No, this could be a real business.
@sseaforth

October 6, 2026 at 6:15 am

Thumbs up
@alecrichards8574

October 6, 2026 at 6:15 am

I was about to go outside and touch some green stuff but i got a notification of a new video from Ryan George and now… What was I doing again??
@Call-me-Al

October 6, 2026 at 6:15 am

I have a plastic patch of grass under my monitor, it's a repurposed soap holder
@Lucifronz

October 6, 2026 at 6:15 am

Sorry, I kind of missed most of the video, I was checking my phone. So I can buy a block of grass and be happy? Cool. Purchased and shipping is confirmed.
@valleysodfarms

October 6, 2026 at 6:15 am

Casting Pedro Pascal as blade would be criminal.
@AmondW

October 6, 2026 at 6:15 am

That grass looks very different from the grass I touch(and indirectly taste)… just kidding. I don't touch grass… OF ANY KIND
@MystearicaClaws

October 6, 2026 at 6:15 am

Not me lookin at my phone at this.
@icerennodd7006

October 6, 2026 at 6:15 am

HI there HEllo.!..
@RockOfLions

October 6, 2026 at 6:15 am

Pehdro Pasquale as Blade acutely made me unironically laugh outloud.
@CourtneyGBartlett

October 6, 2026 at 6:15 am

Where I live, we don’t touch the grass. There are critters living in it that bite. Like fire ants and wasps.
@Ally4Gamer

October 6, 2026 at 6:15 am

how about you fix taht thing near your left ear?
@TedSallis-x5b

October 6, 2026 at 6:15 am

Funny and so right
@ToyKeeper

October 6, 2026 at 6:15 am

Without the corruption by capitalism at the end, this would be a great Public Service Announcement to send to people on the internet.
@peterg76yt

October 6, 2026 at 6:15 am

The product sounds appealing, but I'm going to trust the expert because he has the better moustache.
@peterg76yt

October 6, 2026 at 6:15 am

Hundreds of years ago checking your phone was way more difficult than it has been since phones were invented.
@clementine9

October 6, 2026 at 6:15 am

Not the Microsoft wallpaper 🤣
@Sin_Of_Greed

October 6, 2026 at 6:15 am

As a satisfied daily consumer of Touching Grass, I can 100% guarantee this product works.
@TheDublincity

October 6, 2026 at 6:15 am

10/10 inspired me to touch grass
@ryansubong7805

October 6, 2026 at 6:15 am

No amount of grass gonna makeup for blade pascal disaster.
@angelafortunato87

October 6, 2026 at 6:15 am

Hilarious as always and yet so on point!
@RogueT-Rex8468

October 6, 2026 at 6:15 am

Sir. I live in Texas. We don’t have grass outside the state capital or cattle land.

The latter of which might get you a few new body windows.
@Eleison23

October 6, 2026 at 6:15 am

01:57
The real life version of this that is absolutely 100% true: physicians diagnose Vitamin D deficiency and treat it by prescribing Vitamin D to the patient.
Vitamin D, of course, is the micronutrient that is manufactured for free by the human body in sunlight. Therefore, to remedy a Vitamin D deficiency, you go outside and touch grass, but that is not profitable for anyone except the patient!

You can trust me, because I am a disembodied YT commenter. #trustme.
@Shrub_Ninja

October 6, 2026 at 6:15 am

Ironic that this is how I find out about Pedro Pascal being Blade, and I am now absolutely livid. Thanks, patch of grass!
@BBTJ95

October 6, 2026 at 6:15 am

But I’m currently touching grass with my D Brand case. Does that count?
I think it counts.
@V.A.D.E

October 6, 2026 at 6:15 am

I wish being outside made me happier or anything. I do it all the time but i just dont get it. Whats so good about hurting yourself? Ive been doing it a lot more lately, but it just doesnt work. I know i belong in a mental asylum for saying this, but i dont like pain like a normal person
@andrewzach1921

October 6, 2026 at 6:15 am

Thanks for the video
@jamesthornock8214

October 6, 2026 at 6:15 am

Tempted to play this to my junior high class.
@KaptnKrunch-c2g

October 6, 2026 at 6:15 am

pfffff, it's bullshit, i went outside, touched grass and now there is shit everywhere on my hand, never again.
@ItsDangerousGoAlone

October 6, 2026 at 6:15 am

If you are going to sponsor a product you should have a link in the description. I can not find anywhere online how I can obtain this grass for myself
@gbgamer9474

October 6, 2026 at 6:15 am

Sadly grass comes with toxic substances that may cause allergic reactions.
@GroovyGimli-47

October 6, 2026 at 6:15 am

I feel called out even though I'm watching this AFTER I got just back from working all day outside.
@yuuzyerbrejn9603

October 6, 2026 at 6:15 am

Touching grass is tight, as long as I don't have to stop scrolling to do that. Which should be super easy, barely an inconvenience with Patch-O-Grass…TM.
@metallimatt10

October 6, 2026 at 6:15 am

1:21 they would lol
@Ilsiamon

October 6, 2026 at 6:15 am

He told me to go outside at 2am, I think he wants me dead
@russellgallien5449

October 6, 2026 at 6:15 am

…This is, unironically, not a bad idea.
@aranathalaconte1583

October 6, 2026 at 6:15 am

So real. The other day I was tempted to buy some walking machine…. then I remembered that I live in the mountains and I should just go touch some grass for free.
@Endymion766

October 6, 2026 at 6:15 am

i live in a desert, can i touch sand instead?
@ThePrinceofElPaso

October 6, 2026 at 6:15 am

I should have known it was Women’s fault 😒
@94DeathAngel

October 6, 2026 at 6:15 am

what if I check my phone while touching the grass?
@94DeathAngel

October 6, 2026 at 6:15 am

I can't touch grass, I break out in hives. can I be a tree hugger instead?
@avianna7738

October 6, 2026 at 6:15 am

Hilariously there is literally a subscription to a patch of grass. It’s intended for pets, but… whatever.
@ronjamin1022

October 6, 2026 at 6:15 am

I’m watching this OUTSIDE.
@TaeSunWoo

October 6, 2026 at 6:15 am

0:32 I’m aunt status at 32 😭