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Ryan George | November 25, 2025



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  25. @LiamHamilton-w4i

    November 25, 2025 at 7:02 pm

    You know, I once wrote a pitch meeting for Bambi:

    * Executive: So you have a movie for me?
    * Writer: Yes sir I do, and it’s based on this book by Felix Salten called Bambi, a Life in the Woods.
    * Executive: Alright, so that’s the name of the movie?
    * Writer: Exactly, except I took the “a Life in the Woods” part out.
    * Executive: Ah, so it’s just named after the main character then?
    * Writer: Yes sir, it is.
    * Executive: Oh, just naming movies after main characters is tight.
    * Writer: Yeah yeah yeah, that’s been the case for Disney for the past two or so movies.
    * Executive: Alright, so what’s the story?
    * Writer: Story? Oh yeah, story. I have something like that in here… kind of… sort of… Well it’s mostly a bunch of cute animal sketches pasted together.
    * Executive: Really?
    * Writer: Yeah, so we meet Bambi, a newborn fawn who has just been born that morning, and it’s a really big deal.
    * Executive: Why is it a big deal?
    * Writer: Because he’s the Young Prince.
    * Executive: What does that mean?
    * Writer: Unclear for now, so we watch Bambi as he slowly grows and develops. The people in his life include his mother, a bunny named Thumper, and a skunk named Flower.
    * Executive: Well, it’s going to be exciting to learn about all these side characters.
    * Writer: Yeah, except for Flower.
    * Executive: What do you mean?
    * Writer: Well we’re gonna play him out like a main character, but we’re only giving him four minutes of screen time.
    * Executive: That’s it? Why?
    * Writer: I don’t know, anyway, he also meets a girl fawn named Faline.
    * Executive: Ooooh!
    * Writer: And that same day he meets his father, The Great Prince of the Forest.
    * Executive: Ah, and what’s his deal?
    * Writer: He’s the wisest and bravest deer in the forest.
    * Executive: Oh, is that what that whole prince thing meant?
    * Writer: That’s correct sir, his mother tells him so.
    * Executive: Nice, and she says it’s his father?
    * Writer: Oh, no, she doesn’t.
    * Executive: Why not?
    * Writer: Because we’re gonna find that out later.
    * Executive: But he’s getting this information from his mother, why would she leave out the detail that he’s his father? This isn’t Star Wars.
    * Writer: I don’t know.
    * Executive: Okay, so when do we find out?
    * Writer: After his mother dies.
    * Executive: Wait what!!!??
    * Writer: He tells him his Mom is gone and then says “come, my son”.
    * Executive: Hold on, timeout, his mother dies?
    * Writer: Yes sir, she is shot by a hunter in the middle of winter.
    * Executive: But you said the script was mostly a bunch of cute animal sketches, don’t you think that might cause a little tonal whiplash?
    * Writer: Get off my back sir.
    * Executive: Okay… so his mom is dead now, it’s gonna be hard for a kid his age to get over that kind of trauma.
    * Writer: Actually it’s gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
    * Executive: Oh really?
    * Writer: Yeah yeah yeah, you see I thought I’d just… you know, not show how he handles the loss and just cut to him later that spring when he’s fully grown.
    * Executive: So what was the point in killing off his mother then?
    * Writer: It happens in the book.
    * Executive: Oh, okay, so what happens now?
    * Writer: He meets Faline again, remember her?
    * Executive: Yeah, kind of. How many scenes has she had so far?
    * Writer: Just one. Anyways, she licks his cheek and pulls him in with her seductive powers.
    * Executive: Huh?
    * Writer: And now they’re a thing.
    * Executive: Oh, that’s cute.
    * Writer: And then Man returns to the forest.
    * Executive: 😳 that’s not good.
    * Writer: And this is where the action really begins.
    * Executive: Is it?
    * Writer: Yeah, like he saves Faline from dogs.
    * Executive: Good for him!
    * Writer: And then he gets shot in the leg.
    * Executive: Oh my god!
    * Writer: But his father helps him along and now they have to escape a fire.
    * Executive: Do they get out alright?
    * Writer: Nope
    * Executive: What!!!
    * Writer: Nah, I’m just messing with you.
    * Executive: You dick.
    * Writer: That’s my name.
    * Executive: Yeah I know, so what happens next?
    * Writer: Well he reunites with Faline and they have twins.
    * Executive: Is it also a big deal?
    * Writer: Yes sir, it is.
    * Executive: Oh I get it, it’s like a circle of life kind of thing.
    * Writer: Yeah yeah yeah.
    * Executive: And what are their names?
    * Writer: Well in the books they’re called Geno and Gurri but we're gonna leave that out here.
    * Executive: Why?
    * Writer: I said get off my back.
    * Executive: Oh, I’m sorry.
    * Writer: Anyways, Bambi and his father are looking down at them from a cliff top and now he’s the Prince of the Forest. So what do you think?
    * Executive: Sounds good enough, although I’m not sure how I feel about killing off his mother.
    * Writer: Well it happens very quickly and it doesn’t really affect the direction of the film. I don’t think it will leave much of an impact.

  33. @tirsden

    November 25, 2025 at 7:02 pm

    Ryan, sweetie… you can still buy backpacks. In fact, you're an adult, and there's nobody stopping you. You'll need one anyways, so you can put things in it when you get thrown out for not paying rent because you bought something this month.

  36. @SlimySnow-g2f

    November 25, 2025 at 7:02 pm

    Video idea: First guy to bully somebody. At michael picklesellers store, guy 1 and guy 2 see eachother. Guy 2 does the hand thing. Guy 1 replies "What was that for!" Guy 2 says "You see, I do the hand thing to people I decided" Guy 1 tells Guy 2 "My friend decided that first, it's called 'Boxing' which takes place on a ring" Guy 2 replied "No, the thing is I do the hand thing and you give me your money" Guy 1 tells him "But I'm buying lunch!" Guy 2 explains "Yeah, well if you don't give me your money, I'll do the hand thing to you" He hands over the money and tells guy 2 "Hey, where did you come up with this idea?" Guy 2 replies "Oh, this isn't the whole thing, yeah we'll implement this into schools" Guy 1 responds "Whats it called, I want to do it too" Guy 2 says "I don't know, you tell me" He replies "Bullying" Guy 2 says "Okay, your good at making words, we should get some we can say while we do it" Guy 1 tells him "If they are dumb they are Idiots, Smart is Nerd, and if theyre not one of us one of us they are lame, and lastly, if they are none of those they are nobodys"

    The sequel: First guy ti stand up to a Bully. Guy 1 and guy 2's sons are in school. Son 1 says "Hey Nerd!" Son 2 says "Yeah, Albert, give us your lunch money" Albert replies "No, Bully's" They continue and at the very end Albert does a poorly edited backflip and Guy 1's neck is snapped.

    If you use this just credit me in the comments on both.

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