What your ball size says about you
Testicle size varies in homo sapiens – and it turns out the size, shape and even droop of your balls says a lot about you. Primate testicle size says a lot about our testicle size – so today we explain the fascinating and controversial evolutionary history of human testicles.
Written by: Gregory Brown
Animated by: Gregory Brown
Edited by: Luka Šarlija
REFERENCES:
https://www.nature.com/articles/293055a0
https://research-repository.uwa.edu.au/en/publications/perceived-physical-strength-in-men-is-attractive-to-women-but-may/
https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20250703-the-body-parts-evolution-still-cant-explain
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/261675487_Cool_sperm_Why_some_placental_mammals_have_a_scrotum
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/6146629_Swinging_high_and_low_Why_do_the_testes_hang_at_different_levels_A_theory_on_surface_area_and_thermoregulation
@hank360-n8b
May 26, 2026 at 7:58 am
I have so big balls I can throw them over my shoulders, who do I contact?
@mariguana7918
May 26, 2026 at 7:58 am
My size and shape changes all the time
@user-ex9ex2hs5k
May 26, 2026 at 7:58 am
A handsome beard without grooming, big balls, big stature, but minimal success. My result would have ruined their statistics.
@kidfantastic2775
May 26, 2026 at 7:58 am
Glad I clicked on ts
@alancadieux2984
May 26, 2026 at 7:58 am
Do enough kedgel exercises and you will develop voluntary control of the "creamasters" muscle, I don't think you need to ask me how I know…the involuntary aspect of it increases exponentially.
@Mark-z9r1d
May 26, 2026 at 7:58 am
Thank you for all your informative and entertaining video.
@theodorebear6714
May 26, 2026 at 7:58 am
Why do I have 6?
It's like a revolver between my legs and I don't get it.
@ZwoandaMulaudzi
May 26, 2026 at 7:58 am
Yep
@1remjr
May 26, 2026 at 7:58 am
Seriously, who gives a shit about your history of animal testicle size. After watching too much of this nonsense I said goodbye.
@minzekatze
May 26, 2026 at 7:58 am
asians who cant grow beards must be really pissed right now
@pubbahubbabba
May 26, 2026 at 7:58 am
Con dos cojones.
@David-t2q9w
May 26, 2026 at 7:58 am
Can you tell me why my right feels like a nickel and my left feels like a small stone
@artothegreat1319
May 26, 2026 at 7:58 am
So the less likely you are to get laid the more your body works to make sure if it happens it leads to pregnancy
@wheelmanstan
May 26, 2026 at 7:58 am
but is it normal to have a sensitive ball
@dexstricker3490
May 26, 2026 at 7:58 am
😂😂😂 my volume was max bro!
@marka4096
May 26, 2026 at 7:58 am
I had always heard that males who had mumps often had smaller testicles.
@ScrimmyBingus42
May 26, 2026 at 7:58 am
I like balls
@F17THX
May 26, 2026 at 7:58 am
yes the ball hair was much required if your asking
@sana-f1y6s
May 26, 2026 at 7:58 am
Why am I watching ts as a girl ?
@Minh0611nhm
May 26, 2026 at 7:58 am
bro knows balls
@TahaAlhimyary
May 26, 2026 at 7:58 am
I used to compare them with my classmate's and teacher's
@aaradhyadashore9125
May 26, 2026 at 7:58 am
I lived in a campus with biological diversity of plants and animals, one of them were monkeys (not sure which species and stuff), but man they've got some huge balls, almost 1.5 the size of ours, having a height 1/5th of ours at max. Me and my friends wished we could have those too.
@AdmiralHalsey7172
May 26, 2026 at 7:58 am
It's a good thing you didn't compare balls to balls used in sports. Does marbles count as a sport? If you say yes, I DISAGREE! lol.
One more question: What if you were born with only one testee? That says to me you would be one hell of a street fighter.
@shadowbanned15
May 26, 2026 at 7:58 am
So we never found out how big are big balls? Are we talking 4cm across? 5?
@ALCvideoprofile
May 26, 2026 at 7:58 am
Bigger balls means more pee as pee is stored in the balls
@nonactive3654
May 26, 2026 at 7:58 am
Its 2026, evolutionary theory is laughed at now adays….
@mopsydizzle
May 26, 2026 at 7:58 am
I cannot say in any truthful sense that I have ever had any compulsion to measure my testicular circumferance against the global public median, nor had the thought even entered my mind until the algorithm suggested this. Also I did not watch because I am still not inclined to do so, and still do not wonder where I am in the running. May the odds be ever in your favor regardless.
@Jeffyisoawzome
May 26, 2026 at 7:58 am
0:18
THE SNACK THAT SMILES BACK
ballsack 😃✌️
@cliftonjarvis8010
May 26, 2026 at 7:58 am
This is nuts
@intheshell35ify
May 26, 2026 at 7:58 am
Nutz don't weigh no 10 pounds?!? That is ridiculous on it's face.
@qnason2185
May 26, 2026 at 7:58 am
this is BS lol
@kyzaghankarakhazar8330
May 26, 2026 at 7:58 am
Some balls are held for charity and some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure, they're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing to the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night
@Alsayid
May 26, 2026 at 7:58 am
Ok, so a related question: Why is it a lot of prawn stars, who usually have rather large wangs, have very small nuts?
@evandoorbell4278
May 26, 2026 at 7:58 am
I didn't learn what I was curious to learn. But I DID learn which of the presenters has the small balls. Not that there's anything wrong with that…
@harvey8695
May 26, 2026 at 7:58 am
So, it's all about over compensating for something? Can any monster truck owners back me up? lol
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