this is a foul proof guide on how to impress a girl for my friend who is a software engineer and other alpha gamers.
follow my dating advice or remain alone. i don’t care.
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@maciejkamil
August 30, 2025 at 2:05 pm
So women need France. This explains why Napoleon was married!
@coolbrotherf127
August 30, 2025 at 2:05 pm
As a software engineer myself I think it's hopeless. Apparently coding, Yu-Gi-Oh, and League of Legends aren't the best hobbies for attracting women.
@climbingdan
August 30, 2025 at 2:05 pm
OK, I am trying to figure out how you picked an image of my theater from the suburbs where I lived for 15 years outside of Memphis, Tennessee 0:31
@petyooo19
August 30, 2025 at 2:05 pm
thank you, now I can get to the next level. Getting judged and slapped by women
@wastingstamina
August 30, 2025 at 2:05 pm
One software engineer watched this video
@PetroRabs
August 30, 2025 at 2:05 pm
Perfect
@TheEater
August 30, 2025 at 2:05 pm
If I encourage, or draw pictures, do they want to go out with me? (doubt)
@analpunisher368
August 30, 2025 at 2:05 pm
I have the youtube dislike button add-on for firefox, and out of 217 likes there is just 1 dislike. To the person who disliked the vid: Why gamer? xD
@Nyllet1221
August 30, 2025 at 2:05 pm
god damnit, my goto stuff to talk about is sorting algorithms. i knew software engineering was too good to be true.
@Seneca_Williams
August 30, 2025 at 2:05 pm
I get that this is satire but damn is it harsh.
@andrewpepperoni197
August 30, 2025 at 2:05 pm
Okay so now i need:
Some knowledge of communism and glue to sniff.
An old nice looking decorative cane.
A goat to sacrifce.
Do i need anything else?
@lynth
August 30, 2025 at 2:05 pm
Where do I find cute girls that read and want to talk about socialist theory? Please send them my way. The most political subject girls around me want to talk about is how mean [insert liberal party] are but how they are going to vote for them anyway because the [insert fascist party] is worse. pls hlp I got crystals and chocolate
@glorbojibbins2485
August 30, 2025 at 2:05 pm
-chains
-red clamshell necklace
-decorative cain
Be a wizard, check ✅
@whimai412
August 30, 2025 at 2:05 pm
The perfect way to woo a woman is bread, crystals, and the occult. Finally someone gets it.
@pig0brine
August 30, 2025 at 2:05 pm
"unless you're a software engineer"
@s0r445
August 30, 2025 at 2:05 pm
Oh great, I'll immediately use it on you, time to get the Weeb Confidence to work
@xenotiic8356
August 30, 2025 at 2:05 pm
1:33 It's what I always say: if they're not for Marx, they're not for me!
@kenos911
August 30, 2025 at 2:05 pm
I mean, if you’re a software engineer you’re probably into men anyway sooo
@motozealot5176
August 30, 2025 at 2:05 pm
Lookin to take a girl on a date to reclaim constantinople for Christiandom
@RomanticPopPunk
August 30, 2025 at 2:05 pm
1:57 lmao
@QkjajshsjajaCcccc
August 30, 2025 at 2:05 pm
Cool edit
@DeathmanElf
August 30, 2025 at 2:05 pm
Instruction unclear, waked up at communist rally smelling of vodka with no waifu.
@somarumen
August 30, 2025 at 2:05 pm
NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@krasimir-balchev
August 30, 2025 at 2:05 pm
😠
@ChinesegovernmentDrone
August 30, 2025 at 2:05 pm
very helpful thx
@Erhan6
August 30, 2025 at 2:05 pm
👏
@dooly-fooly
August 30, 2025 at 2:05 pm
Very helpful, now i have a wife. thx
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