What if Chipotle & Dunkin Disappeared? Matteo Lane & Nick Smith – I Never Liked You 134
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0:00 Voicemails Episode
0:09 Our New Sign!
3:37 What was your past life?
10:12 What if Chipotle and Dunkin didn’t exist
14:35 Trixie or Katya
16:15 Thanks for introducing me to Liza Minnelli
19:10 Really Long Fart Call
20:56 FMK Pizza Hut, Olive Garden, Michael’s
23:17 Nick calls in
24:45 Nick’s ancestry
27:49 Deer expert calls in and we learn
35:18 Caller calls in to show off to Nick
37:18 Nick watches hereditary for first time
@CGalliKing
August 27, 2026 at 12:39 am
OK in Nick’s defense, I never realized the play on words for Ina Garten either lolol
@tracidana4493
August 27, 2026 at 12:39 am
When I was in Driver's Ed, an insurance guy came and told us to hit the deer instead of swerving. Hitting the deer is considered not your fault. Swerving to avoid it and hitting something else is. Nick speaks facts
@PinkysPicks
August 27, 2026 at 12:39 am
Thank God, you got rid of that hideous multicolored wall.
@atlaslasair4772
August 27, 2026 at 12:39 am
I'd love to see Nick's reaction to the scene where the mother is chasing after Peter. That scene gave me chills. I can only imagine HIS reaction. 🤭
@hannahtz5209
August 27, 2026 at 12:39 am
It seems like there is scientific proof for past lifes. Jim Tucker wrote about the famous case in the US where a boy remembered being a soldier that was killed in war.
@andrewcarlson8710
August 27, 2026 at 12:39 am
Honey THE LAND..
@PacificSoundBath
August 27, 2026 at 12:39 am
Prairie Dogging is a great scene from Little Miss Sunshine.
@PacificSoundBath
August 27, 2026 at 12:39 am
Is this the same Chris from the All Out Show?
@VintageKearns
August 27, 2026 at 12:39 am
I love yall but you’ve told the same jokes, stories and impersonations 1,000 times in 100 episodes
@B7eema
August 27, 2026 at 12:39 am
You two are hilarious! You almost remind me of a gay Burns and Allen (boy, did I just date myself), except you're not a couple. Pity. You're so dang cute together!
@laurieyorke7340
August 27, 2026 at 12:39 am
In case anyone has been hearing this too…."A strange rubbing, swishing, or tearing sound at the transition points of a podcast commercial is usually caused by dynamic ad insertion (DAI) software splicing a separate audio file into the main episode stream". I searched my car for weeks looking for where the sound was coming from, LOL!
@aw9680
August 27, 2026 at 12:39 am
23 and me=mc^2
@aw9680
August 27, 2026 at 12:39 am
Not a cow… a giraffe. Almost a David schwimmer.
@amtiptoes
August 27, 2026 at 12:39 am
Enjoyed the past life discussion, but the past tense of hanging a person is hanged, not hung.
Sorry, it's one of my pet peeves. 😊
@visiblepixels4632
August 27, 2026 at 12:39 am
THAT. IS. SYMBIOSIS.
@gigles123451
August 27, 2026 at 12:39 am
I made my Taiwanese husband do ancestry and he was sure 100% Chinese, but he ended up being 98% Chinese and 2% Korean which was hilarious!!
@marypaulk9768
August 27, 2026 at 12:39 am
Nick is very handsome and I love the faces he makes, such a character, such a great sense of humor, I love all his bits, that being said I still think Matteo would win at drag race.
@GrandAllegro7
August 27, 2026 at 12:39 am
Dear Nick: I learned Past Lives Regression Therapy with Brian Weiss, and I'd be happy to offer you a free videocall session to help you look into your neck thing 💚
@jennistudt4750
August 27, 2026 at 12:39 am
Not Nick going on about not having anything touch his neck while having a thumb nail next to this where Nick is wearing a turtleneck in episode 110 Dating Updates😆
@RigaldoVulpes
August 27, 2026 at 12:39 am
I feel like if Nick and Katya spoke to one another on either podcast, it would be like the Evil Queen and Maleficent having a keke. 🍎🐲
@estefi.tefi89
August 27, 2026 at 12:39 am
23:17 I literally thought Nick called in 😂
@ObsidianSouls
August 27, 2026 at 12:39 am
Nick you haven't ever explored your neck issue in therapy? It is almost 100% certain based on some unaddressed trauma as a child. I think once you start looking into things like this, you might become a more fully aware individual. The past life story, is a way to avoid addressing your issues.
@ChristinaTheGreek
August 27, 2026 at 12:39 am
Nick saying he wants to come back as an Orca just sent me to the moon 😂😂😂. What a way to start the day.
@captainteeko4579
August 27, 2026 at 12:39 am
Trixie and katya need to be guests on here and Matteo and Nick need to be guests on bald and the beautiful 😂
@ashleyburke7273
August 27, 2026 at 12:39 am
Im currently studying to become an End of Life Doula. This ep is brilliant haha 🎉
@joshde4807
August 27, 2026 at 12:39 am
why is it that every episode has me wanting to just take care of Nick. He feels like a lost sick bird that needs to be cared for.
@SquirrelyCat
August 27, 2026 at 12:39 am
As a 23&me customer you can have your dna trashed frommthe system. I am adopted so I dont know my family history or heritage. Also helps with genetic predispositions and explanations of how your body functionsb
@yctakahashi6693
August 27, 2026 at 12:39 am
Nick needs to be on Mythical Kitchen. Josh makes food and Nick has to guess what strange ingredients are in them.
@RaquelSpeaks-t4d
August 27, 2026 at 12:39 am
Y🙋💝🤗