Trying To Survive – Matteo Lane & Nick Smith – I Never Liked You 89
We put ourselves in some of the wildest, most impossible scenarios to see how we’d actually survive. From skydiving hostages to oil rigs, penguin duty, cults, and accidentally sending spicy texts to our moms… nothing is off-limits.
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00:00 Intro
01:39 You Forget Someone’s Name in Conversation
02:52 Swapping Aisle Seat for Middle Seat
05:01 You Accidentally Send Your Mom a Spicy Text
11:05 What If We Fell for a Cult
17:47 Skydiving Hostage Situation
21:39 Working an Oil Rig
25:08 Hired to Watch Penguins
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February 21, 2026 at 8:38 pm
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@Alicia.Like.Miltia
February 21, 2026 at 8:38 pm
L🩷VE!
@click_n
February 21, 2026 at 8:38 pm
Matteo calling Nick Olive Oil my be the best insult he has ever said. Also that would be great cosplay for Nick
@javaadaros
February 21, 2026 at 8:38 pm
Nick trying to infiltrate any groups is like great danes (or any other large dog breed) that believe they're lap dogs 😂
@_Banjo_
February 21, 2026 at 8:38 pm
i find it hard to believe you cant both use the same parachute
@SongNadia
February 21, 2026 at 8:38 pm
I need merch: a t-shirt that says "I'm calling Dianne" on it
@LillyTheLonelySock
February 21, 2026 at 8:38 pm
Can we just take a minute to appreciate that when Nick said, "You know, penguins are inherently gay — I'd find a lover," Matteo was completely unfazed? He just continued the conversation because, apparently, this kind of a statement is what he's come to expect from Nick …! 😂
@adamae7579
February 21, 2026 at 8:38 pm
Normalize forgetting names haha. I’m so bad at remembering because I’m just a simmering ball of anxiety in social situations. I called a coworker Danielle for a month before she let me know her name was actually Natalie.
@jaimemcvicker1243
February 21, 2026 at 8:38 pm
I currently work at a quarry and absolutely need this humor in my life to get through the days. Also I never knew what a quarry was before I worked here either hahahah.
@Wildcat612
February 21, 2026 at 8:38 pm
"You and I have been hired to study penguins in the Arctic for seven months. What do you do?"
Well, you'd probably be pretty unsuccessful at finding them.
@hhunstad2011
February 21, 2026 at 8:38 pm
Great episode!
@hhunstad2011
February 21, 2026 at 8:38 pm
So good, part 2 please 🙏
@Aqua_Toad
February 21, 2026 at 8:38 pm
Has Nick never seen Angels In America? Lmfao I get like that man hasn't seen too many iconic gay films. Pink Flamingos anyone?
@milintica02
February 21, 2026 at 8:38 pm
Get Diane on the phone!
@marcomirhayes7121
February 21, 2026 at 8:38 pm
Mateo, I am so envious that you still have your grandparents. Give them a call and let them know how much you love them for me when you can. Wish I could do the same. ❤
@seizingskeptic
February 21, 2026 at 8:38 pm
Is there a Klondike bar cult?
@elizabethsprouse-y8v
February 21, 2026 at 8:38 pm
I’m watching this on a Sunday. I hate sundays but you guys always make me smile. Thank you!
@rotcehb
February 21, 2026 at 8:38 pm
It's way too funny how they get riled up with made up scenarios lol
@studiovivazofficial
February 21, 2026 at 8:38 pm
OMG! I was thinking to myself "what has matteo done to his face? His eyes look strangely fixed, like a soft toy's" and then he goes "I got botox" . . . 🤓 #vibes
@carriefrancisco6253
February 21, 2026 at 8:38 pm
I'm horrible at remembering peoples names 2min after they tell me 😂
@EarthCitizen3
February 21, 2026 at 8:38 pm
FYI: Penguins are native to Antarctica, not The Arctic. Great podcast, guys!
@a_targaryen
February 21, 2026 at 8:38 pm
Mateo pls do not leave Nick alone. He wouldn’t survive anywhere😅
@jamesmorgan9280
February 21, 2026 at 8:38 pm
I love it when Nick is absolutely right about something! Hot oil! I love it more each time I say it. Thanks for the podcast!
@iamnotaconcept
February 21, 2026 at 8:38 pm
26:19 I'm laughing as hard as Chris OMG 😂
@sdhokie
February 21, 2026 at 8:38 pm
The Paul F Tomkins laugh behind the camera
@orellinvvardengra6775
February 21, 2026 at 8:38 pm
I can't get enough of you two right now. The bright rainbow in my life that keeps me trucking along.
"Somethings hot on that rig"
It's the men typically.
@argyle2061
February 21, 2026 at 8:38 pm
Matteo— you dissed Klondike bars? Crazy boy, I’ll let this one slide, but watch it. Fat, old menopausal women need their chocolate wrapped ice cream.
@dankyburger
February 21, 2026 at 8:38 pm
When nick said " IM IN A PISS SOAKED ELMO COSTUME" I legit could not stop laughing while making peanut butter cookies. 16:15
@qqsylarpp808
February 21, 2026 at 8:38 pm
We need a sequel to this episode! That was just too funny…
@rekameszaros
February 21, 2026 at 8:38 pm
I just read that pinguins actually think humans are just gians pinguins when they meet because they are the only other animal walking on two feet.
@_Lucy_1
February 21, 2026 at 8:38 pm
Holy shit 🤣😭
@BeIlG
February 21, 2026 at 8:38 pm
IM WITH GRANNY!!! I will not and do not want cameras around my house to facetime everywhere. My house my business. COULD NOT CARE LESS if we never facetime. It's a burden. Just see me or call me if u need to.
@jayroman3627
February 21, 2026 at 8:38 pm
Chris is Seth Rogan or at least the guys force him to sound like him
@tjlove2106
February 21, 2026 at 8:38 pm
2 words tgeo van
@kristencarlbon4561
February 21, 2026 at 8:38 pm
Nick running is gotta be a sight to see
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