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Trump Says “We’ve Already Won” Iran War

Late Night with Seth Meyers | April 29, 2026



Seth addresses Trump’s update on U.S. military operations in Iran and more in his monologue for Wednesday, March 11, before taking a closer look at the president suggesting that he might put boots on the ground in Iran and Republicans not being able to agree on whether they support that idea.

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Trump Says “We’ve Already Won” Iran War
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  1. @nicholashall4383

    April 29, 2026 at 6:18 pm

    I’m not usually one for conspiracy theories, but this thought has been rattling around in my head.

    What if we’re not seeing isolated events, but a sequence that actually connects?

    You’ve got Trump making a move on Venezuela, going after the “bad guy.” But before that, there’s a meeting with major oil company executives — and notably, no involvement from Congress. That alone raises questions. From a business standpoint, it’s not hard to imagine those companies saying Venezuela’s oil infrastructure is too costly and risky to redevelop under normal conditions.

    Then suddenly, Trump comes out publicly critical of the oil companies — even singling one out (Chevron, I think). But what if that wasn’t genuine conflict? What if it was theatre — a bit of misdirection?

    The golden rule is: follow the money.

    Imagine this scenario: instead of oil companies taking on the massive risk of rebuilding Venezuela’s oil sector themselves, the geopolitical landscape shifts in a way that makes it profitable again. A major conflict — say, involving Iran — drives global oil prices up sharply. Fuel already purchased and sitting in storage suddenly becomes far more valuable overnight.

    If companies had even a hint that something like this was coming, they could stock up in advance. Prices spike, profits surge, and suddenly they have the capital (and justification) to move into Venezuela and tap into those reserves.

    At the same time, the military-industrial complex benefits from massive government spending on weapons and operations. Arms manufacturers, lobbyists, and — let’s be honest — politicians with financial interests all come out ahead.

    And then there’s the whole Epstein situation — another example that makes people question who’s really connected to who, and what goes on behind closed doors.

    And then there’s Putin. His drone supplier and ally gets taken out — another coincidence?

    Meanwhile, the real cost is paid elsewhere. Lives lost. Families changed forever.

    Maybe it’s a stretch. Maybe it’s coincidence. But when you look at who stands to gain financially from instability — and you follow the money — it does make you wonder whether the “swamp” ever really got drained… or if it just found a way to flow differently.

  2. @TheRecoveredArtist

    April 29, 2026 at 6:18 pm

    The joke he told about ''after seeing a post of dolphins in the East River the mafia now has to say 'your gonna sleep with the mammals''. I've paraphrased how he said it, but it went straight over the audthem to catch

  3. @medusagorgo5146

    April 29, 2026 at 6:18 pm

    The steak and lobster are usually served to the military when we are deployed in combat zones. Usually overcooked and “very chewy” but it still breaks up the monotony of what is served to us.

  4. @rico76

    April 29, 2026 at 6:18 pm

    There's a physical retail Olight store in Las Vegas at the Fashion Show Mall. Its awesome getting to go hands on with different lights to find what best meets your needs.
    Ive heard more or less their weapons lights or lights put on weapons haven't faired well but all their handhelds have been solid for me for over 10 years now. I stick with Surefire or Streamlight for weapons mounted stuff (at least on the defensive use pieces). Olights are great EDC pocket/belt lights, I cant recall ever having a serious failure or issue carrying and using them.

  5. @alexontheedge

    April 29, 2026 at 6:18 pm

    Why don't they at least go out and buy identical shoes in the proper size?! Would the Evil HE really notice? I wonder what it's like to have your head so far up someone's butt . . .
    🤔
    💙💙💜🇺🇸💜💙💙

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